Me:-waves hands- No, no, no Ben. You match the cards together in the pile until someone gets one card left and they yell Uno.
Ben:-looks at me then at the cards in his hands, and throws all but one behind him- UNO!
Everyone: Ugg!
Me:-rubs temples, then looks at my T&D journal- Oh thank god. We got more dares and truths people!
Amelia: For once I'm glad...-looks at Ben and the Uno cards-
Me: Ok first is from Keblademastress. She dares Jim to dress up as Jasmine from Aldddin.
Jim: Who's she?
Me: You should worry less about who she is, and more about what she wears.
Jim:-gulps-
Me:-brings out Jasmines weird head band thingy, poofy pants, and top that has always looked like a fancy bra to me-
Jim:-sighs- What's your dare?
Me: You sing Niki Majays song 'Super Bass' at a church.
Jim: What is it with you and singing songs at places they really shouldn't be sang at?
Me: I find it unusually hilarious.
Jim:-grumbles- Just give me...-sigh- Just give me the costume.
Me:-hands him the costume with a smirk on my face-
Jim:-goes in a different room and changes- Happy?
Me:-is looking at him with a evil grin on my face- Yes, lets continue.
Jim:-sits next to Amelia-
Amelia:-snickers- You could sooooo replace the real Jasmine!
Jim:-shoves cat nip in her face-
Amelia:-passes out-
Me:-dumps a bucket of water on her-
Amelia:-jumps up- HOLY CHUCK CHEESE NORRIS THAT IS COLD!
Tigress: Where did you get that?
Me: Catnip. Part muscle relaxent, part hullcigent.
Amelia:-shakes herself off- Just shut up!
Me: You! -sticks out toung- anyway, I have a truth for you from Kebladmastress. She asks who gave you the battle scars during your time at Procyon?
Amelia: Uh...Well. My...ex boyfriend...
Me: Ouch. Talk about sore loosers-
Amelia:-facepalm- Tell me about it. -sits closer to Delbert-
Me: And next is for Scroop and Amelia. Keblademastress dare's you to to play the most difficult game on the Wii.
Amelia: Legend of Zelda: Twighlight Princess?
Me:-raises eyebrow- Yeah how did you-
Amelia and Jim: It was raining.
Me: Anyway...
Amelia:-scrunches up her nose- I never liked that game. I'm not sure...
Scroop: You just know I'd kick your ass at it so you don't wanna face defeat.
Everyone: Oooooo!
Amelia:-glares- Strong talk. But can you live up to it?
Me:-turns on Wii and holds up two controlers- Only one way to find out!
Amelia, and Scroop:-grabs controllers and start the game-
Everyone:-is cheering for Amelia because they hate Scroop-
Scroop: aw C'mon!
Amelia: Ha! Gotcha'!
Me:-sits next to Tigress- Go Amelia!
Scroop: Seriously?
Me:-throws cinder block at scroop- DIE STUPID BUG!
Scroop:-ducks-
Me: Damn.
Amelia:-kills Scroops Character- Yes!
Everyone:-cheers-
Scroop: Waaaa! -sits back down-
Me: Ok, first of all Amelia, remind me never to play you at Wii...of any kind.
Amelia:-grins-
Me: And the next is a dare from Silverwolf407. Who you should all know is standing right there. -points to SilverW Eating popcorn in the corner-
SilverW:-waves- Hi!
Silver:-blinks- How long has dat' 'lil devil been 'thar?
SilverW:-hugs Silver's arm- Since chapter 4. -glares at me- Kitty just forgot I was here!
Me: Oh give me a break! Just say your truths, and dares or whatever.
SilverW: Silver, I have a truth for you. What did you want to be before you became a pirate? And what is your most painful memory?
Silver: I'll tell 'ye soon as ya' let me go.
SilverW:-reluctantly lets go.-
Silver:-sighs- Actually befer' I was a pirate, I wanted to be a tailor...
Me:-looks at his cyborge parts- Uh those would-
Silver: That was wen' I twas' young. 'ten I got me self captured by pirates 'n earned me self a pirate cap'm position...went on from there.
SilverW: And the memory?
Silver:-sighs- Probably when I got me cyborge parts.
SilverW: And you got those by?...
Silver: I triggerd' a' bomb. Don' know how.
Me: Thats sad...Next is-
SilverW: Can I just say all mine myself?
Me: Yeah, sure whatever.
SilverW: Ok, Jim what is your favorite subject in school?
Jim:...Lunch.
Me: Me to!
SilverW: Thats not a-
Jim: Thats all your getting because everything else I hate.
SilverW:-sighs- Alright. Amelia, I dare you to do a strip tease from a Harlequin costume.
Amelia:-turns red as a tomato-
SilverW: I'm going upstairs to play barbies with your cousin...
Me:-raises eyebrow-
SilverW: Rather play with dorky dolls then be here any longer. -leaves-
Amelia:-hasent moved-
Me:-sighs- Amelia you don't have to do the dare but I will have to come up with one of my own.
Amelia: I can live with that.
Silver: Aw.
Amelia:-knocks him off his chair- Whats yours?
Me: I dare you to prank call the general and pretend your Fred.
Amelia:-brings out her cell phone- I can do that. -dials number- Uh, what should I say?
Me: Ask where he took your pet unicorn!
Amelia:-sighs-
General:-picks up- Hello?
Amelia:-puts on pretty good fred voice- Heeeey it's fred! Where's my unicorn Bob?
Genral: Who's Fred? What Uni-
Amelia:-screaches into phone- I want my UNICORN! Bob Give me my unicorn NOW! -Screaches- Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! -whines-
General: AHHHH! -hangs up-
Everyone:-laughs-
Me: Have you ever actually watched Fred?
Amelia: No, Natalie does.
SilverW:-comes down stairs- I got bored. Who's Natalie?
Me: My OC, Amelia's niece, and in most stories adopted daughter.
SilverW: Oh...-eats popcorn-
Me: Anyway, next is-
SilverW: I have one for Tigress!
Tigress: Why me!
SilverW: I dare Tigress to follow Po around and cuddle him like a fangirl!
Tigress:-blushes-
Amelia: Bet you'll enjoy that!
Po:-suddenly appears looking quite confused, then looks at me- Kitty, why am I here?
Me:-shows him the dare-
Po:-chuckles-
Tigress:-blushes even deeper-
Me: Either hug your hubby or strip tease.
Tigress: What! You didn't make Amelia-
Me: That's because she's never had the experience before. I read a fanfiction, I know what happened.
Tigress:-sighs and grabs onto Po's arm and doesn't let go when he tries to walk away-
Po: Your not enjoying this are you?
Tigress:-whispers- I would if we were alone...
Me:-looks at watch after 10 minutes of Tigress hugging Po's arm then screaching with a smile and crap that fan girls do- Ok Po, you can go back home.
Po:-dissapears-
Tigress:-frowns and sits on the floor.-
Me: You can have plenty of time to cuddle your little hubby later...Make that big hubby. Anyway, Ben, you have a truth from L Pherrin2. They ask who was captn. flint to you really? was he your friend or did he build you or was he just your boss? and what was something embarrasing you did around him/to him?
Ben:-rubs chin- Well, I remember being built in a factory and put on display and then Flint bought me and put his own touches onto me, which he said he hated later...-frowns- and uh...He was my boss, but I was his built in baby sitter to.
Amelia: Flint had Children?
Ben: ya, his little girl Argentina. I've always hated that name... What was the question again?
Me: ya got most of it, but did you ever do anything stupid in front of him? Or to him?
Ben: Uh...He said I made him look stupid when I brought out some drinks for him and another pirate and-
Me:-thinks back to movie- Say no more. And I believe this is the last one. From Dreamingleaf7, she says "I dare all you guys to reinteract swan lake in pink tutu's"
Silver:-looks horrified then grins evilly- Lass, did she say ALL of us?
Me:-smirks- Yeah, now what size-Stops and realizes what he is saying- What! No way! She doesn't mean me! She Cant! I'm the hostess, truth or dare person or whatever! I WILL NOT DANCE SWAN LAKE!
Tigress, Jim, Amelia, and Silver:-all tackle me and hold me down.-
Jim: Either dance swan lake or-
Amelia: We'll come up with our own dare!
Me:-struggles- LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Silver: Don' even be tryin' lass. Take yer' pick.
Me:-looks at SilverW frantically- HELP ME!
SilverW:-munches popcorn- I finished my dares, I just watch now.
Me: Why you evil little!
Tigress: Oh shut up, the tutu, or we come up with something else!
Me:-thinks of all possible options, and with a sigh stops struggling- Alright. What is your guys's dare?
Everyone:-smiles triumphantly as they get off of me, and Silver keeps a hold of the coller of my shirt-
Silver:-whispers into Tigress's ear-
Tigress:-nods, and form a huddle with everyone else-
Amelia:-breaks from the huddle, as does everyone else, and grins evilly- Now, where is that diary of yours?
Me:-eyes widen- IT'S NOT A DIARY, IT'S A JOURNAL AND I'M NOT TELLING YOU!
Arrow: It's in her pocket!
Tigress:-grabs my journal from my pocket- This will be fun!
Me: NO! PLease don't! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
Tigress: I would, but you seem to frantic to get it back for this to be unimportant. -flips to a random page- Today, I ate grass, it was a stupid idea, why must I listen to my friends?
Everyone:-howls in laughter as I hand my head-
Tigress:-flips to another page- Today, I had a total fangirl moment when I found out Treasure Planet was going to be rereleased in 2012, or 2013. In public.
Everyone:-on the floor laughing-
Me: You can't blame me for that!
Tigress: Is this the last dare you have?
Me: Far as I know...
Tigress: Well, I'll be nice and read only one more page.
Me: Oh thank god, now I know why your my favorite Kung Fu Panda character.
Tigress:-flips to a page and grins evilly-
Me: I don't like that look...
Tigress: Oh, Jim your gonna like this...maybe...
Jim:-raises eyebrow-
Tigress: I'm not even going to read the page, Jim, She has like a MAJOR crush on you!
Jim: Wait what?
Me:-face turns bright red and I hand my head.-
Jim:-smirks- Thanks, I'll call you if Bailey and I break up. -winks-
Me:-grabs my journal and walks upstairs-
Delbert: Maybe that was a bit overboard...
Jim: Does she seriously-
Tigress: Major overly fangirl. Amelia is stilll her favorite character, but you are her dream boy according to that diary.
Jim: Hm...I wonder...
Silver: Ay. Twat' we 'sposed ta' do now?
Amelia: She doesn't own Treasure Planet or Kung Fu Panda and -sigh- more truths or dares.
Sarah: I can't believe you just asked for more!
Amelia:-sits on couch and turns on TV- Well, were still locked in here, and it's a wonderful way to avoid that -points to Ben disco danceing-
Tigress:-shudders- Yeah, lets just...watch TV.
Everyone:-watches Shuffle-