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"Sam." Dad's voice.

"Annaleigh." Mom's voice.

'Oh shit..' They were coming towards our room and Mikalea was still up here.

"Sam?" Louder.

I grabbed Mikalea and frantically started looking all around the room to hide her. Ratchets bright lights stopped me.

Too bright!

A knock on the door. "Annaleigh! Sam!"

I could hear my robot daddy ordering Ratchet around.

I pushed Mikalea towards the chair, ran to the bathroom and shut the door.

A more insistent knock. "How come the door's locked? You know the rules. No doors locked in my house!"

I paced in the bathroom and whispered harshly to Ratchet, "Turn those headlights off!"

"You know he'll start counting if you two don't open the door!"

"One more chance. Five.."

They were impatient. Sam just open the freakin' door!

"Four. It's coming off the hinges!"

"He's counting!"

"Three."

"Oh my.."

"Two."

"He's counting."

"Stand back."

I heard the door open, not break. Sam opened it just in time.

I couldn't hear what they were saying. Until they got louder. But for some reason Sam talks incredibly fast. SO I still had no idea what they were saying.

"-didn't knock. You were screaming at us, okay?"

I exited the bathroom, a towel in my hand, rubbing at my still wet hair. I played dumb. "What's going on?" I stepped up next to Sam, facing everyone in the room.

Sam gestured to me, "They were yelling at us! This is repression, what you're doing here. You're ruining our youth!"

"Oh, for Pete's sakes!. You are so defensive.."

Sam shook his head, "No, I'm just waiting for my shower. Anna takes so dang long and you two are always yelling!"

"..Were you masturbating?" That stopped the entire conversation.

And we all just kind of stared at Mom with a blank look on our faces. Just trying to process what she said folks.

"Judy.."

"Was I?" Sam looked weirded out.

"Mom.." I was just kind of staring. "That's not something.."

"No, Mom!"

"Zip it, okay?" Dad's flash light was pointing at Mom.

Mom's voice got kind of sing songy. "It's okay."

"No, I don't masturbate!" Sam shook his finger at her.

"That's not something for you to bring up. That's a father and son thing, okay?"

"Father-son thing." Sam was gesturing back and forth.

"Yeah Mom! Keep it between the boys."

"I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable. You can call it Sam's happy time or.." Mom was thinking. And once again we were all put to silence.

"Happy time?" The three of us shared a look.

"..my special alone time..."

"Staaop." Dad was getting uncomfortable.

"Mom." Sam wore a disbelieving look.

Truthfully I was amused.

"...with myself."

"Mom! Staaaop!" Guess where I got that from?

"Judy staaop."

"I'm sorry. It's just been a weird nigt. I've had a bit to drink."

Dad was searching around the room, "No, no Dad!"

"Yeah, well, we saw a light."

I backed up to the window enough to hear my robot daddy telling the others to hide.

Dad was in the bathroom, I edged closer and followed only to see Daddy look into the window while Dad was facing the corner of the room.

"Woa!" Daddy hit the side of the house quick in effort to hide.

"Earthquake! It's another earthquake! Get in the doorway!" I heard the shower curtain being pulled and peeked in to see my father huddled in the tub.

'How'd he get in there so fast?'

A mystery.

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Let's see. Where am I? Oh I'm sitting in the back of 2010 Yukon Denali Hybrid. Cuffed! Why? Cause some asshole in a black suit flashed his badge, scanned Sam and I and BOOM. We're thrown in the back of the van. Why was life so exciting?

He was questioning us about Sam's damn police visit. And suddenly everyone was laughing.

"So what do you kids know about aliens, huh?"

..Lot of awkward silences around around, ain't there?

I snorted, "Like E.T.?"

"Legend."

"Myth."

"You see this?" Simmons, Agent Simmons pulled out his badge again. "This is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want-and-get-away-with-it-badge."

I felt Sam sink into the seat next to me. Mikalea seemed to tense. Yeah I was he buffer between them... Again.

"I'm gonna lock you three up forever."

"Oh God. You know what? Don't listen to him. He's just pissy 'cause he's got to get back to guarding the mall." Mikalea was giving Simmons a dirty look.

"You in the training bra, do not test me. Especially with your daddy's parole coming up."

My head flew, staring at Mikalea, she seemed even tenser when Sam seemed to question her. Turns out Mikalea ended up going to work with Daddy a lot more then she was supposed to. And she has a record. Damn..

I leaned in closer to her, and she seemed to loosen up a bit. Jesus she thought we were gonna stop liking her? I could feel it. She thought she was gonna be rejected. Not by me.

I heard a clicking sound. And the further we drove the more quick it got. Next thing I know our car is spinning before hitting a giant... Foot?

We all screamed, the van was picked up and shook lightly. A bright light and being shook does not lead to happy thoughts. I thought we were dead before the roof broke off and we fell to the sweet land again.

Never again shall I doubt you Earth!

..We were alive.

"You A-holes are in trouble now."

I could see the Agents staring up at my father so I leaned in between the seats, "Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my Father.. Optimus Prime."

Daddy seemed to growl, "Taking the children was a bad move."

Agents swarmed the car with automatic rifles, some pistols pointed at my Father. "Autobots, relieve them of their weapons."

All four Autobots swung up behind us, even the three of us jumped. We weren't expecting them behind us.

Ironhides cannons pointed at the men, "Freeze!"

Simmons was trying to control the situation. 'Silly my Daddy controls it. He's the robot.'

"Gimme those." Jazz's hand was magnetic, cause all the guns that were in the agents hands, were suddenly in Jazz's. He closed his claws and I saw sparks.

From the agents point of views and mine, my Father was positivly growling and glowering as he lowered to our level. "You don't see, afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?"

Simmons was struck for words and kept babbling until Optimus ordred him to let us go.

Mikalea freed me from my cuffs before helping Sam. My wrists hurt bad..

Sam was being an idiot, "Really talented with cuffs now?"

Mikalea looked hurt and I grasped her arm before snapping at Sam. "Stop being an idiot! Can't you see!"

"Sam, I have a record because I wouldn't turn my dad in."

'Guess everyone love's their Dad's a lot... Dad's the word.'