Us Against the World
A/N: This chapter will be kinda short since it is just about Ivy's strange dream she had on the moss bed.
Chapter Seven: Ivy's Dream
So Harley and I walk out of a building wearing those dresses that famous people wear to movie premieres. As we walk back to our limo, a bunch of fans keep throwing roses at us and begging for our autographs. When we get to the limo, I even see the Joker trying to run over to us, but Bane and Killer Croc, wearing body guard outfits, hold him back.
As we get into the limo, Joker screams "I love you, Harley!"
I shut the door and look up at the driver's seat. Batman turns back and asks "Where to?"
Harley looks at me and says "Arkham."
He nods and drives the car. As we are driving to Arkham, I see Commissioner Gordon mugging Robin.
Harley says "That poor little kid. He'll never know fashion."
We burst out laughing and then we hold hands. We reach Arkham and Batman says "We're here."
I throw a dime at him and he seems extremely desperate to catch it. As we get out he nods at us. We walk down the red carpet towards Arkham, and at the entrance Catwoman, wearing a hostess dress, welcomes us in.
As we walk in, Dr. Gibson walks over to us and says "Hello ladies, my name is David Gibson and I will be your tour guide today. If you would just follow me to Mr. Luthor's office, we can get started."
He walks us to the very top of Arkham where a bald man in a business suit is sitting in a chair reading a Superman comic book. He takes notice of us and says "Ah, David, how are you today?"
"I'm fine Mr. Luthor thank you."
"Please, how many times do I have to tell you? Call me Lex. And who are these lovely ladies?"
"My name is Harleen Quinzel, but you can call me Harley, everyone does."
They shake hands and I say "My name is Ivy. Poison Ivy."
We shakes hands and he says "Well it's nice to finally meet you. David talks about you constantly. Now, follow me."
He walks over to the edge of the roof and whistles. A plane flies over and lands right beside the top. A door opens and he motions for us to enter. We do and we take a seat on the couch, with Harley sitting on my lap.
He sits across from us and tells the pilot, who appears to be Green Lantern, to take us to Metropolis.
As we soar over the perfect city, Lex says "In Metropolis we have the lowest crime rate, most beautiful scenery, and the best business opportunities in the country. Also, we're guarded by the Big Boy in Blue himself!"
"Papa Smurf?" asks Harley.
Lex looks at her like she is an idiot but he says "No. Superman. And the best part about Metropolis, almost no one knows who you two are, so it's a perfect place for you to live."
"Sounds great." I sat.
Lex nods and says "Now, if you'll excuse me." He stands up, walks over to the door, opens it and jumps out.
We stare at each other, confused, but we shrug and start to make out.