Sweey: Alright, so this is not an emoticonvo but rather something that JUST happened to me. I thought it smart to put this up here to warn other people of pedifiles, because I'm pretty sure you'll agree that whoever this was, was one... For this person's identification security crap... I replaced their name with Joe Z. Granetica, just know... their real name was just as bogus. Also, no links are the originals but the conversation was copied and pasted from my yahoo account chat box. Tell me this person doesn't sound like a pedifile... anyways, I'm going to underline+italisize the things that jumped out at me in warning while the conversation took place... the ending is also altered slightly for your enjoyment... :3 That would be the last two name changes. Me to ?. Anyways, please...
Be Warned
Joe Z. Granetica: Hey was up!
Me: Nuttin much! :) just going through reviews and what not.
Joe Z. Granetica: :) hi sweetie
Me: hey! :)
Joe Z. Granetica: how are you
Me: pretty good, you?
Joe Z. Granetica: whats up, I found your username on a member directory of social sites..not sure which one cause it bundles them all together lol
Me: lol my username for here or for something else? :) I was wondering how we knew each other! Haha
Joe Z. Granetica: jennifer is my real name but all my friends call me jenny
Me: oh well hey Jenny. My real name's Hannah but my friends call me Sweey. :)
Joe Z. Granetica: yes im real
Me: I figured you were! :) lol
Joe Z. Granetica: i am bored at home...and this usually leads to bad things ;)
Me: lol ha so, what are your interests?
Joe Z. Granetica: well...i have a fetish for being on camera ;)
Me: fun, lol, I like taking pictures. I'm an artist and an author, so I guess it comes with the package! Lol
Joe Z. Granetica: pics are old skool hehe, i like to do cam 2 cam :) i'm online right now .com/Camsomethingyoudon'tneedtoknowabout im the main girl u see there, verify your account by clicking "Verify" on the bottom left and we'll be able to cam together ;)
Me: buggar my webcam got fried, so I'm stuck to the chat. :, Maybe when I get it fixed... :) which could happen eventually. :D but money is rare here... lol
Joe Z. Granetica: have you ever used RandomCamChat? its a free site that lets us chat live and do whatever we want without anyone seeing hehe..
Me: lol cool, maybe sometime later, I've got a science test to take care of and I suck at science. I'll gladly continue chattin' though. So, do you like movies, shopping, gaming, etc? Idk, what do you like?
Joe Z. Granetica: yea and i'll do whatever you want me to do...
Me: okay, but really, what are your interests?
Joe Z. Granetica: yes im real
Me: I... figured that. Seriously, what do you enjoy doing?
Joe Z. Granetica: my link is .com/Camandsomethingthatyoushouldn'tknowabout
Me: okay, I've written it down. What's your favorite animal?
Joe Z. Granetica: go there and my video will load, just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Me: I'm kinda not 18 tho, so, I don't think that'd work.
Joe Z. Granetica: i love the site cause its streams fast in real-time... fill out your info, its free k?
Me: I will when I turn 18... k? It'll be a while... a couple more hundred decades. Until then, let's get to know each other before then...
Joe Z. Granetica: i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam! just click the "Verify" button on the bottom left of the page and we'll be able to have a live chat
Me: I DON'T HAVE A WEBCAM! obsessive are you... eh?
Joe Z. Granetica: credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just click the Verify button it takes one sex..sorry "sec" lol (yes this is seriously what the dude put!)
Me: uh huh... right. Just who do you think you are?
Joe Z. Granetica: let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
Me: Um... excuse me? I don't have a webcam. So I CAN'T GO! Lemme spell it out for you...
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Joe Z. Granetica: im the girl in the main video that loads
Me: okay. good for you. If you wanna be my friend... you'll have to merely stick here for now.
Joe Z. Granetica: k
Me: thank you.:) so, what are some of the things you like to do?
Joe Z. Granetica: are u in babe? yea and i'll do whatever you want me to do...
Me: ... really? Then answer my questions.
Joe Z. Granetica: yes im real
Me: ... dick
Joe Z. Granetica: k
Me: wow, you SURE are clever. (time passes)
heh, finally. I think my point was rather pointy enough... (altered ending) *strokes tip of one of Stranger's bloody arrows* Well done Stranger...
Stranger: My pleasure... heh heh
Sweey: Sorry if I offended any of you peeps out there... esepcially those of you who go by the name of Joe... have a middle name that starts with Z (tell me if you do... that's wicked)... or if you have the random, totally-original-and-off-the-top-of-my-head-last-name: Granetica. So, do agree that this person is rather shady for being... well... whatever IT is... gross either gender. meh, the nerve of some people! And well, sorry bout my language, but sometimes, you just gotta call it what it is. That's no excuse really, but it sure shut the guy up. hehe, anyways, let this be a warning to all of you, boys and girls, block these kind of assholes... excuse the language but that's what they are. They alter the beauty of what sex was really meant to be (this is my belief) only between two people, man and wife, after marraige. I don't judge others who do... I well... pity them because they don't get the true experience and instead sell themselves to the world. This IS a true story, every last bit of it, sept the name change, site replacements, and... lol Stranger's appearance. THANK GOD FOR STRANGER! haha, now don't go talking to strangers who isn't actually Stranger...