"Why you sly dog"- Dean
Saundra and Ashley just sat and stared at Lindsey. The two brothers were waiting for something, they were confused. "You came up with that all on your own?" Ashley asked her friend, as she pulled the disc out of the player.
"I have my moments!" Lindsey huffed.
"Of course you do." Ashley laughed.
"Ok so now what are we supposed to do?" Saundra asked. They knew their friends were in an alternate reality, but how were they supposed to get them out? Dean cleared his throat to get their attention.
"I'm really confused."
"Basically they're saying that you're from a different reality. Do you remember a vortex?" Sam asked his alternate brother.
"Yes actually, I do?" Dean gasped.
"Wait, wait, wait!" Ashley cried. "I get the whole our Dean went to his world and their Dean came here, but wouldn't Samie and Melissa's counterparts come out as well? And why did it take so long for him to get here?" she asked.
"Maybe he stopped for coffee?" Lindsey joked.
"So what exactly are we going to do?" Saundra asked, yet again.
"Will you take that damn tie off!" Sam yelled at Dean, who was fidgeting with it. Before he could comment they heard a car door, and the dogs went wild.
"What day is it?" Saundra asked.
"Saturday I think." Sam replied.
"Wasn't Samie's mom supposed to get back today from that trip?" Ashley asked, though already knowing the answer. The five of them saw Patti walking up the driveway.
"Maybe if we pretend to be out, she'll go away?" Dean asked.
"Dude she lives here, she has a key!" Saundra groaned.
Lindsey grabbed Sam and Dean's hand and ran them to Samie's room, then ran back and sat on the couch. "Hid them, till we can figure out what to say." she whispered as the door unlocked.
"It's just an interesting observation, in an observationally interesting sort of way"
- Sam
Melissa and Samie had to drag Dean into the kitchen. Dean and Sam sat at either end of the table, Susan and Addison sat on one side with Samie and Melissa across from them. Melissa went to take a drink of water, "No, we haven't said grace yet." Susan scolded.
"Oh God" Samie whispered.
"Thank you for volunteering." Susan said, as Addison, Sam and her bowed their heads. Dean rolled his eyes, Melissa snickered as she folded her hands.
"Uhm, I didn't, I mean I don't…" Samie began to stutter.
"Nonsense, you can say grace tonight." Susan replied. Dean gave her a look that clearly said 'play along'.
"Oh God, thanks for the food set upon us, let's eat." She mumbled. There was utter silence.
"Well that was…nice." Susan said as she began to dish up the casserole. Just then there was a loud bang between Dean and Addison. The latter turned beat red and Dean gave an uncomfortable laugh.
"Hit my knee on the table" he explained. Melissa passed Samie the potatoes. "More like the slut rubbed her foot up his leg," she whispered so only her friend could hear. The two began to laugh hysterically.
"What's so funny?" Addison asked with raised eyebrows.
"NOTHING!" the two answered. The rest of dinner was quiet and slow.
Susan decided to lie down early, claiming she was tired. However, they all saw the wink she gave Dean. Sam and Addison decided to follow suit, leaving Dean and his charity cases alone. "Well Dean I think you should go to bed." Samie teased. He didn't budge.
"You can't make me!" he defied. Melissa got up and put a reassuring hand on his shoulder.
"She's your wife and she's carrying your child. Now be a man and give the woman what she wants." She said putting on her best counselor's voice.
"Now scoot." Samie said as she pushed him down the hall.
"OH come on, really?" he whined.
"Really, really." The two girls chorused.