The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Musical Chapter 7: At the Beginning, a legend of zelda fanfic

A/N: The Zelant chapter was for humor. As if I really support that. (Now I think it's kinda creepy)

Sorry for the long update. I was going to do it last week, but my goldfish died and I won him at a carnival three years ago.

R.I.P.

"Zant, get onstage!" yelled Star. "I want to test something out!"

"Oh, gods, what now?" demanded Zant.

"DO IT!!!!!"

"Okay, okay." Zant went onstage. "Now what?"

Star set something at the foot of the stage where he was at and signaled for Monica to push him.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

Zant had fallen on a cactus, a very large and prickly cactus. He went around in circles until he crashed into a wall and was knocked out.

"Now you see what happens to people who don't cooperate with me. You'll be put in a bunny suit and fall on a Mexican Lime Cactus. Clear?"

The Twilight Princess characters stared in horror at Zant, who had the cactus attached to his face and spines everywhere, and nodded.

"Good. Now we're friends. Midna, Link, you're up, and someone call 9-1-1 for Zant. Throw him in the lake nearby and pretend it's a homicide. Ilia, I hate you!! Can someone drown her with Zant?"

Ilia started crying.

"I love this song!" yelled Star. "SING!!!!!"

Midna:

We were strangers, starting out on a journey
Never dreaming, what we'd have to go through
Now here we are, I'm suddenly standing
At the beginning with you

Link:

No one told me I was going to find you
Unexpected, what you did to my heart
When I lost hope, you were there to remind me
This is the start

Both:

And life is a road that I wanna keep going
Love is a river, I wanna keep flowing
Life is a road, now and forever, wonderful journey
I'll be there when the world stops turning
I'll be there when the storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

Midna:

We were strangers on a crazy adventure
Never dreaming, how our dreams would come true
Now here we stand, unafraid of the future
At the beginning with you

Both:

Knew there was somebody, somewhere
A new love in the dark
Now I know my dream will live on
I've been waiting so long
Nothing's gonna tear us apart

Yeah

Life is a road that I wanna keep going on
Love is a river, I wanna keep going

Midna:

Starting out on a journey

Both:
Life is a road that I wanna keep going
Love is a river, I wanna keep flowing
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

Star had begun to cry. "That was so beautiful! You guys are so good together." She heard a large splash behind her and smiled, Ilia screaming.