THE RYOU SHOW!
Hi, everyone! Today, we have a couple of more questions and a few dares. Ryou, here, is prepared for anything! ( eats a brownie.)
Yeah, sure. Besides, the sooner I answer the questions, the sooner I get the heck out of here.
Sigh. Well, here's our first question -
Hey, give me a piece of that brownie.
What? No! This is MY brownie. I actually took time out of my precious life to make it.
Yeah, but I haven't eaten in -looks at the clock in a corner of the room-
1 hour.
Well, be a man! Hold the hungriness in until the show is over!
I might have to eat your arm if you don't give me something to eat.
Hmmm..... okay, fine. Here. A piece of my brownie.
Mmm.. That's some good stuff...
Thank you. Extra warmness, extra chocolate, equals extra yumminess.
(Thinking) Yumminess is not a word...
Anyways, our first Question from Kish's Kittie:
Ahah! I knew that you'd have to admit it sometime, Ryou! You're so gorgeous, I mean - ! Cough? Lol. Well, this is going to sound weird but, I have a dare for Ryou, that he'd probably never EVER do! I think it would be hot actually...
I dare you to- kiss Kish! Lol - Gomen nasai onegai shimasu-
Yeah, thanks to Sk8erGrl chan, I HAD to admit it. Thanks. Looks aren't really important to me though. And are you insane?
Yowza, that is one HECK of a dare. But, being the girl that I am, Ryou is going to have to do it! (Kish comes in)
Kish: Where am I? Why am I blindfolded?
Hey, Kish!
Kish: Yeah, Mystery voice?
Would you like to kiss Ichigo?
Kish: Are you seriously asking?
Well, Ichigo will only kiss you if you keep that blindfold on.
Kish: Oh. My. God. I am NEVER TAKING THIS BLINDFOLD OFF!
(Sk8erGrl chan grabs Ryou, who is too shocked to try to run away, and pushes him against Kish, making Ryou kiss Kish)
Whoa, baby! That is........ disturbing. But still very funny! Tim Burton! Are you getting this?
Tim Burton: Oh, I am GETTING it all right.
Take him away Oogie Boogie!
(Oogie Boogie takes Kish who is blushing and smiling like a twisted idiot)
That. Was. The Most. Disgusting. Thing. I have ever. Done.
Wow... well, here's Question two from Angelgirl18647:
1) I kind of feel sorry for Ryou. No, I'm not a fangirl, just a girl who feels sorry that your locked up by Sk8erGrl chan. She makes what I do to my characters look sweet. WAY TO GO SK8ERGRL!
2) Do you think Ichigo is going to kill you after you kissed her in that one chapter?
3) If she does, can I have your stuff so I can sell them to Ryou fangirls on Ebay? A lock of your hair should have me set for life!
Well, thanks. Being locked in this STUPID fudge factory really, and truly, stinks. And, I bet that YOU don't treat your characters this way. (Glares at Sk8erGrl chan)
(glares at Ryou, and then kisses him) You're sooooo cute when you're angry!
Sigh. Anyways, Ichigo wouldn't EXACTLY kill me. She would strangle me for a couple of minutes, let me catch some air, and then start throwing objects at me. And no, I don't give my things away to freakish female stalkers.
Psh. Who said they were freakish female stalkers?
What do you mean?
What do you mean 'what do you mean?'
Huh?
Maybe they aren't freakish female stalkers.
And they're what?
Maybe some of them are freakish MALE stalkers.
Oh my aching cerebrum....*
(Gingy the Gingerbread man from 'Shrek' pops out of nowhere.)
Gingy: Hello, kids! Some of you are wondering, so... The cerebrum is the left part of your brain. Or was it the right? Well, it's either the left OR right side of your brain.
Thanks for clearing that up, Gingy! You rock! Say 'hi' to Shrek for me when you get the chance, kay?
Sure, Sk8erGrl chan! Anything for someone who repaired my gumdrop button!
No prob! Well, here's Question three from I love penguins:
I have a dare
1. I dare you to pierce your eyebrow and lips.
Are you kidding?
No. She's not. And NOW, bring in Jack Skellington, from 'Nightmare Before Christmas!'
What's HE going to do?
He's our special piercer person.
Piercer person?
Yeah. Is there a PROBLEM?
Besides me getting pierced in wrong places?
Tch, it could be WORSE you know. You could be dared to pierce your belly button.
Now THAT is a disturbing thought.
Jack Skellington: Hold still, Shirogane. ( pierces Ryou's eyebrow and lip)
Wow...
Owww! That hurt! And now I look like a freako. Only worse.
Fine. You MAY take it off.
Thank god. (Takes off the brow ring and the lip ring.)
Here's Question 4 from Iloveryoushirogane:
Sk8erGrl chan, can I untie Ryou? I mean, I want to help him. Iwoulddoanythingtoprotecthim. -blushes furiously-
Awww! That is so sweet of you to care so much for Ryou chan! Even though he is a meanie who steals brownies from innocent bunny rabbits.
I never stole brownies from a bunch of rabbits.
He-llooo? -points to bunny ears on head- have you forgotten that I'm half bunny?
No wonder I hate rabbits.
Pooey. You're a butt face... (kisses Ryou) You're so cute when you're a butt face! Oh, and sure, you can untie Ryou, Iloveryoushirogane!
Iloveryoushirogane: (unties Ryou)
Phew, finally! Freedom!
Not so fast, Ryou, old buddy, old pal. You are stuck here, remember? I have the keys.
Sigh. So much for that escape...
Well, anyways, here's Question 5 from May5000:
This is perfect torture for Ryou! Okay, here are my questions!
1) Ryou, are you crazy for Ichigo?
2) Ryou, how do you feel about crushing on a younger girl?
3) I dare you to -grins evilly- kiss everybody on the show, including Berri, Minto, Ichigo, Zakuro, Pudding, and Lettuce!
4) I dare you to kiss Zakuro and Lettuce and the kiss has to last for 1 minute! I know I'm evil!
5) I know you're going to kill me for this but, I dare you to tell Ichigo you like her!
Well, I try my best to torture Ryou, without actually damaging him. -smiles-
Thanks a TRILLION, Sk8erGrl chan. Well, anyways, am I crazy for Ichigo? Don't make me say it again, May5000! I guess I don't care if I crush on a younger girl.
My god! She's like, 4 years younger!
Thanks for pointing out the obvious, baka rabbit.
Humph! For that wise crack about my bunny-ness, you WILL PAY! Bring 'em in! (The mews, the aliens, Masaya, and Berri come in)
What the heck are THEY doing here?
They're here because you need to smooch every last single of them! NO EXCUSES! So pucker up, precious! (Is it me, or do I say 'pucker up, precious' a lot?)
(2 minutes and 20 seconds later...)
Good god! That was DISGUSTING!
Yup, it sure as heck was disgusting. Fun to watch though.
Thanks for the sympathy, Sk8erGrl chan.
Your welcome! Here's Question 6 from Unknown Onee- Sama:
XD This was hilarious!!
Questions!!:
1. Do you like fangirl stories? :D If you do, then you should visit my profile. That's pretty much all it has. But I'm gonna make a few that aren't fangirl stories. XD
Dang, I usually have more then this. Oh well... I love talking to you, Ryou! ^w^
Arigatou! My hilarious- ness is for everyone to enjoy!
Do I like what? Fangirl stories? Last time I checked, I was a guy that doesn't read some sappy fangirl junk.
Check again, you goofy goober...
What?
Nothing! Nothing! Ignore my random- ness. Eheheh. -clears throat- any ways, Question 7 from AngelicBaby X3:
this one's for Ryou!
I want a kiss! You've been giving everyone else kisses 'cept me. Will you pwease kiss me. I feel lonely. -makes a sad puppy face-
Yeah, yeah, whatever. -gives Angelic-baby X3 a kiss- Happy?
Oh, I'm positive she is! I mean, pft, who wouldn't be? Any who, Question 8 from I love penguins:
Okay, you're going to regret that smirk you gave me, Ryou.
1. I dare you to go on a date with... Kish.
Have fun Ryou.
Fun? What kind of sick fun is that?
Ooooh! Ryou, after your little trip to the haunted mansion, and your confession to Ichigo, you'll be going on a dream date with tonight's most eligible bachelorette, Kish!
You've GOTTA be kidding.
I don't kid, Ryou chan, I make weird jokes that shun the daylights.
YOU shun the daylights.
Aww! Thanks, Ryou! But it's too late for flattery. Here's Question 9 from HeyHaiPotatos:
(Sighs remembering her first glance at a TMM manga.) I was a IchigoxRyou fan when I first heard of TMM, but... NOW I HATE ALL OF YOU WHO LIKE ICHIGO, she can make her own choice!
Questions! (And dares... most likely a dare or two)
1. Why is your name Ryou?
2. DARE TIME! I dare Ryou to stay in a locked room filled with explosives and killer ninjas/SWAT team members for 30 seconds! Don't worry, Sk8erGrl chan, he'll live. And now...
3.(kicks door down with combat boots on and dashes into room, laser blasts Ryou's licorice whips, grabs his arm, blasts a hole in the wall to reveal Gary, Cosmo, and Sheen with similar laser guns to escort Ryou out of the fudge factory, and pushes Ryou through the hole to be caught by Gary and slowly carried to a floating car)
RUN RYOU RUN!
-takes out a walkie talkie- We've got a live one. Mayday. Mayday.
(Magical alien pixie horses fly out of nowhere, grabs Ryou, and take him back safely to the factory, and then, magical time traveling elves come out of nowhere and rebuild the wall.)
Phew, good thing that's over!
Man, I was almost out. Anyways, I have no idea why my name is Ryou. And what?
You heard her. -shoves Ryou in a room filled with explosives, killer ninjas, SWAT team members, and mangy bunny rabbits.-
-Out of nowhere, you hear the music 'Everybody was kung fu fighting!!!! Huh!-
-Opens door- Ryou chan? Are you okay?
Okay? Psh. You sound as if you knew I wouldn't make it out of here alive. -all SWAT team members, ninjas are laying on the floor groaning, the bunnies are eating half their weight in strawberries, and the explosives are... oh no.-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
-fudge oozes everywhere.- This is bad. RYOU, QUICKLY! GET ALL THE ANIMALS INTO THE ARK!
Who the heck do you think I am? Ryou Almighty?
Well, so long for now, kids! See ya in the next chapter of 'THE RYOU SHOW!'