KS: No lemon tonight, people. Just a short little bonus chapter to show how much I appreciate your support over this. And believe me, you'll get a kick of out. Enjoy.

"Agh, what a day," Ragna groaned as she walked out of a lingerie shop, holding a bag of various underwear. "Who knew being a girl could be so much work? Not to mention that I had to go across every inch of this city to find these types of shops. One would think that Kagura would at least have ten or twenty of them built here or something."

As Ragna continued her walk, she heard a odd sound. It almost sounded like a fighter jet flying through the air.

"What the hell…?"

She looked up and saw what appeared to be a girl flying… right towards her.

"Ohh, you have got to be kid-"

Ragna was unable to finish her sentence as the girl crashed into her. The woman was on top of her, smothering the reaper in her rather sizable bust.

"What was that…?" she groaned.

"Oh my gosh, I'm sorry," the girl said frantically. "I didn't see where I was going."

Ragna pushed the girl off of her and got a better look. She had short pink hair and blue eyes and creamy skin. She wore what appeared to be a bridal gown, but it was the most bizarre variation Ragna had laid eyes upon. The chest area was cut open, revealing a fair amount of her cleavage, along with spikes belts found all over the garment. And if Ragna didn't know any better, the woman also appeared to be holding a pistol in her hand.

"Are you alright? Are you hurt anywhere?" the girl asked as she helped Ragna up.

"I'm fine," Ragna said. "Who are you?"

The girl blinked. "You mean, you don't know?"

"No."

"I'll give you a hint. I'm from Guilty Gear."

Ragna stared blankly. To her, this girl didn't look like any Guilty Gear she was familiar with.

"Could you… could you be more specific?"

"Xrd -SIGN-."

Ragna didn't bother say a word.

"I'm Elphelt Valentine."

Finally, a lightbulb clicked in Ragna's mind. "Ohh, now I remember you. You're that crazy chick who's always trying to marry someone."

Elphelt's eyebrow twitched. "Crazy? Do I look like I'm crazy to you?"

Ragna shrugged. "I don't know. Do you wanna be crazy?"

Elphelt pouted. "You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"

"Doing what on purpose?"

"El!" a voice called out. "Where are you?"

"Huh?" Ragna looked up to the sky to see another girl flying towards them. Only this time, she landed next to Elphelt rather than crash into Ragna.

"Ram!" Elphelt said happily, hugging the other girl.

"Ram? Do you know her?" Ragna asked.

"Of course! This is my sister, Ramlethal Valentine."

Ragna took a good look at Ramlethal. She had dark skin, platinum blonde hair and orange eyes. Unlike her sister, Ramlethal's attire was much more racy. Aside from her cloak which Ragna thought had moved on it's own, she wore a belt arount her chest and had on hot pants. Not as hot as Bullet's, but… nevermind.

"El, why are you talking with this pervert?" Ramlethal asked bluntly.

"P-Pervert?!" Ragna snapped. "Who the hell are you calling a pervert?!"

Ramlethal turned to Ragna and glared without any emotion. "You were groping my sister. Therefore, that makes you a pervert." Out of thin air, she summoned a pair or swords. "Now… prepare to die."

Ragna sighed, seeing that there was no way she could negotiate out of this one. She reached back and pulled out her sword.

"Wait!" Elphelt shouted.

"El, please do not interrupt," Ramlethal said. "I need to punish this fool for groping you in your state of confusion."

"But I wasn't groping her!" Ragna argued.

Ramlethal glared at her. "Shut up."

Elphelt pouted. "Ram, she wasn't groping me. I crashed into her and accidently put her head in my boobs."

Ragna sweatdropped. "You couldn't have put that differently, could you?"

Ramlethal turned to Ragna, then Elphelt and back Ragna again. Eventually, her swords disappeared.

"Your sister has a twisted way of expressing herself," Ragna said.

Elphelt let out an awkward laugh. "Well, she always acts like she doesn't have emotions, but she's bad at it."

"I'm a tool," Ramlethal said monotonously. "Tools don't need emotions."

Elphelt facepalmed, then spoke through grit teeth. "Ram, will you please stop that? You are not a tool anymore!"

Ramlethal turned to her sister. "You don't enjoy being a tool?"

Elphelt turned to Ragna with a tired expression. "You see what I have to deal with?"

Ragna shrugged. "I've had worse."

"Say… aren't you Ragna the Bloodedge?"

"Uh… yeah?"

Ramlethal leaned closer to Ragna, as if she was scanning her. "You're lying."

Ragna blinked. "What?"

"Ragna the Bloodedge is not female," Ramlethal said. "You are either a relative or a female cosplaying as him, but you are not him."

Ragna groaned. It was going to be a pain to explain it to them. So, she decided not to.

"Look, I got somewhere to be right now. I'll catch up with you later."

Ragna started to walk away, but was blocked by the last person she wanted to run into, especially now that she was a girl.

"Brother…"

"Oh, hell no. Jin… take a damn hike. I'm busy."

"You don't need to waste time on that worthless trash, brother," Jin cooed as he brandished Yukianesa, sporting his usual creepy grin. "I just put an end to your suffering. So do yourself a favor and-"

Jin was cut short the moment he felt himself get shot him in the groin.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Ragna turned around and stared wide-eyed at Elphelt, who had her pistol aimed at where she shot Jin.

"What was that for?" she asked.

"He was creeping me out," Elphelt replied as she holsted her firearm. "And my womanhood dictates that I should deal with creeps like him by incapacitating them."

Ragna continued to stare in disbelief. "You shot my brother in the groin. What does your 'womanhood' or whatever the hell you call it have to do with it?"

Elphelt shrugged. "I just didn't like how he looked at you. Besides, isn't he always trying to kill you?"

"Yeah, but I try to keep my attacks above the belt, if you catch my drift. Now if you'll excuse me," Ragna picked up the bag of unmentionables she had dropped earlier. "I need to see if these will fit."

"Mind if I tag along?" Elphelt asked.

"Sure."

Elphelt turned to Ramlethal. "Do you wanna come with, Ram?"

"In a moment," she responded, watching Jin cradle his groin.

Elphelt followed Ragna, leaving the two alone. Jin attempted to reach for Yukianesa, but Ramlethal kicked it away.

"What… do you… want?" he choked out.

Without responding, Ramlethal took off her hat and dusted it off.

"That thing has no purpose," she said, before turning to Jin with a slasher smile that made even him shiver. "Get rid of it."

Jin groaned as the monsters carrying Ramlethal's swords lunged at him.

"What a heavy day…"

KS: What do you know? Guilty Gear characters and two of the songs reference in this chapter? I have nothing left to say, except... Happy Valentine's Day, everyone. I'm out. PEACE!