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_Hunson Abadeer's Mountain Top House/cave_

Everyone in the Nightosphere knew what Hunson was up to. Torturing a foreign invader who had just so happened to let his daughter team up with him, in his own Pilgrimage of Chaos. Hunson didn't really care. In fact just listening to Princess Bubblegum talk about Deadpool's escapades made him laugh on the inside, but the businessman in him couldn't resist the offer of souls from an entire subculture, The Lemon People. "If they were anything like Lemongrab" he thought "They'd make decent demons.

One thing was missing though. The demons knew their master had a gift for torture. So why wasn't there any screams?

Two winged demons got a little curious and peered into the window of Hunson's "house."

Demon #1:" This uhh, is taking him a lot longer than usual."

Demon #2:" Says you, the perfectionist."

Demon #1:" Oh come on. The Master is literally making his spine shiver, I mean the dude is flailing like a Magikarp in the jaws of hell hound who is also on fire and pees molten lava."

Demon #2:" Could that simile be anymore convoluted?"

Demon #1:" Now who's the perfectionist?"

Demon #2:" You're mother's a perfectionist."

Demon #1:" Your mother's a convoluted perfectionist."

Demon:" # 2 Are you calling me a homo?"

Demon #1:" Yea….wait what?"

_Hunson's makeshift Electro Shock Therapy Table_

Electrical current was now running through Deadpool in bursts. At random moments Hunson gives him a shot and increases the voltage slightly every time. Not only did it help damaging various tissues, but it kept Deadpool awake. So far it's been 48 hours of this torture. Every shock that went into Deadpool started with him arcing his back in pain, as the current contracted all of his muscle at the same name. His body jerk around and flailed, leaving his arm sand feet without moving from the secure straps. The effect it had on his body was pretty obvious now that Hunson removed his Healing Factor with dark magic. Fresh burn marks ran all over his body going through his fist layer of skin. His bottom lip suffered the most from Deadpool's teeth biting down when Hunson delivered another shock. I would say that it was because he wouldn't give Hunson the satisfaction, but Deadpool was busy with his own problems.

_Flashback: Butler's Secret Lab in North Korea_

This memory stems back when Deadpool was investigating the orinization that apparently have been harvesting his organs, and erasing his memories afterwards . Butler, was head scientist of the organization, for the purposes of mutant research and developing clones of said mutants. Under the viel of this facility was a secret area Butler had used to treat his dying sister using Deadpool's tissues. Right now Deadpool had found him in his sisters living quarters surrounded by bullet proof glass, and both of them had some words for each other.

Deadpool:" You send me to Weapon X, then Killbrew's hospice , and then to you. Am I just a Lab rat being passed around like peace pipe?"

Butler:" I don't know why you are so vexed Wilson. The past is in the past, let it go and come join me, think of the progress we'll make together. The Koreans have given me a veritable blank check for my research."

Deadpool:" The past is in the past? You're trying to save your sister who from here looks like she should've been 6 feet under as worm fodder by now, and you're telling me to let the past go? Eat a bag of baby D***S you four eyed drama queen. "

Butler:" Drama Queen , heh heh, I like that expression. In fact, "drama queen" was what I thought of when you dove into that pile of burning prisoners trying to escape. Too bad about Carmelita though."

Deadpool:" SHUT UP!," He yelled slamming his fist against the glass.

Butler:" Did I strike a nerve? I mean it's a natural response when you Mr. Wilson are responsible for her Death. Her fate was sealed the moment she led you into bed."

*Actually it was a pimp's ping pong table*

( We wouldn't settle for anything less )

Deadpool:" Not now you guys."

Butler:" What, who are you talking to? Oh wait I get it, you're talking to your personas you create. Sad really. If only you had a bundle of joy to convey your frustrations to."

Deadpool:" Was she in there?"

Butler:" Whoops, I struck another nerve."

Deadpool:" WAS MY DAUGHTER WITH CARM YOU SICK F***?"

Butler:" Honestly I have no idea. I've been tending to my sister while the prisoners were being euthanized . Sorry but you have no one else to blame , but yourself. Everyone you know get's hurt one way or another.

_Present time back in the Nightosphere_-

Hunson:" Holy shmow , is there even a bottom in your pouches?," he asked cleaning out Deadpool's belt pouches. He reaches back in and feels around for more.

Hunson:" You got a pretty good arsenal in pants, no homo."

Deadpool:" ….gh…gh..ghuh guh," these were the only sounds Deadpool could sum up. It wasn't to acknowledge Hunson going through his pouches. He just wanted to get rid of the excess energy from the stress. Since Hunson took away his healing factor, his sanity is slowing returning. That alone has helped him tolerate his past discretions, now they're coming back all at once.

Hunson:" What? Are you chocking on your vomit again? *sigh* now you get the shockies." That being said, he flip the switch again, causing Deadpool go into a painful fit of his body contorting itself into a pretzel while getting a higher dose of voltage. He couldn't focus on trying to block his flashbacks.

_Flashback: Los Angeles Zoo_

Zoo Curator:" YOU KILLED MY ELEPHANT," He yelled in a fit of anger.

Deadpool:" Oh , so were are gonna talk about the elephant in the room, long story short you bought him from my client under a bulls*** alias. I mean come on MR. Peanut , dude you look nothing like Robert Downy Jr."

*Oh yeah, he voiced Mr Peanut in the new commercials*

( Mr. Peanut speaks for himself. Besides in television you don't a nut to play a "nut.")

*Tell that to Psy and his Gangam $$*

Deadpool:" So he wants it back under the "Take-sies back-sies" clause in your verbal contract. "

Zoo Curator:" Why would he want this beautiful majestic creature dead?"

Deadpool:" Oh that was all me! He smacked me in my head with his D***! That is humiliating , I either had to kill myself that night or kill the elephant, I mean cause you know, they never forget and I don't need that kind of gossip

_Present time back in the Nightosphere_

He tried to focus on the ones that were at least humorous at the time. Being bounded to a table without the safety net of a Healing Factor wasn't helping.

Hunson:" Oh come on , this should be a bonding moment for us. Let's change it up a bit and play a game. I'll pull out something from your pouches and you tell me a little something about it, how does that sound?"

Deadpool:" guh...hmmf," he struggled to say.

Hunson:" Perfect, *reaches back in* ok...um a rubber chicken?"

Deadpool:" *silence*

Hunson:" Need some incentive huh? Oky doky I guess this is how were gonna do it."

Hunson reaches down again towards Deadpools utility belt , but this time he grabs a 12 inch military grade Kabar knife. I makes his way towards the table and waves the knife in front of Deadpool'ls eyes. He then uses his other hand to grab Deadpool's right index finger. Easy enough to do since the restraints were on both his wrists, forearms, and biceps. The tip of the Kabar dug its way under the finger nail , causing Deadool to squirm with fear and pain.

Hunson:" I'll ask again , the rubber chicken, what's the story behind it."

Deadpool:*silence*

Hunson:" Okay, guess you won't be pickin and your nose anytime in the future."

A quick internal rotation with the knife popped open Deadpool`s finger nail like the hood of a car. Blood started to pool to where it looked like crimson red finger nail polish on top. Deadpool finally let out a scream loud enough for everyone in the NIghtosphere to hear.

Deadpool:" AAAAHHHH, UGGGGHH. MY EX PARTNER THROUGH IT AT MY HEAD!," He yelled while still bearing the splintering pain.

Hunson:" See that was easy. So why did he/she/ it throw it at your head...come on...I've got 9 more piggies to work on here. Oh wait, piggies are toes. "

_Marceline's House_

Marceline just broke out of the Candy Kingdom's dungeon with the help of Pinkie pie. They managed to make it back to Marceline's house when they were outside the castle walls and flew home while giving Pinkie Pie a ride. They both knew that time was not on their side, so the only goal at this point was to open a portal to the Nightosphere and save Deadpool, but not before having a little chat.

Marceline:" So how do you know Deadpool?," she said while grabbing the bug juice and chalk.

Pinkie Pie:" Oooh , I love telling this story. Deadpool dropped out of the sky like *whistles falling noise* SPLASH, then he sang to the towns ponies about "tattoos," whatever they are, then he got every pony in Manehatten sick, and through an AWESOME party where there was this drink he made that made everything 20% funnier. Then he cracked every crystal in the Crystal Empire just by singing . The best was when he made it ran on everypony ,,,"

Marceline:" STOP, I get it, what I can't grasp is all this talk about ponies."

Pinkie Pie:" Oh yeah, I'm a pony from Ponyville"

Marceline:" ...but you're like...not a pony now."

Pinkie:" Of course I'm not silly. Deadpool's boss said that my body would change to look like something from this world. I guess the same thing happened to Deadpool when he came to Ponyville."

Marceline:" Whoa, he looked liked a pony when before he came to Ooo?"

Pinkie Pie:" Eeyup!"

Marceline:" HAH, Please tell me you have pictures. I wanna put one up on my wall and fling darts at it."

Pinkie:" Like pin the tail on the pony, I LOVE THAT GAME."

Their banter went on for a few more mintues. Marceline was drawing a face on the wall while pouring the juice on it, thinking about how funny Deadpool would look as a pony. Another thought that popped into her head was her dad, What exactly was he doing to Deadpool? As far as she knew , Hunson wasn't interested in anyone outside of the Nightosphere. He had to have some incentive besides Princess Bubblegum wanting to keep him in control.

She recited the incantation to open the portal, with the juice being absorbed into the wall, and caving in on itself. When the portal manifested , Marceline was about to go in when Pinkie Pie grabbed her shoulder.

Pinkie Pie:" Wait, let me do this."

Marceline:" Huh, why? My dad is the one holding Deadpool hostage. "

Pinkie Pie:" Exactly, he's expecting you to save him. If you let me go by myself, i can find him without him getting suspicious, plus you can stand by the portal and make sure no one's on to us."

Marceline:" That...actually makes sense...you must be the smart one in your group of friends."

Pinkie Pie:" It's a thankless job," She said feeding her ego lying through her teeth.

Pinkie stepped in front of Marceline, armed with two Butcher Knives and rockin a Deadpool suit. She jumped through expecting to see more Candy Themed based kingdoms. Instead she was overlooking what she thought was Tartarus if it had a red paint job. The portal had taken her to the a sort of canyon that was filled with demons waiting in line. You can see red demon heads for miles, but they were like hot sausages crammed in can, except this one had a ferryman riding around on their heads. The ferryman happened to spot Pinkie Pie.

Boat Demon:' Hey, you looking to see Hunson Abadeer?"

Pinkie Pie:" *gasp* you must be psychic cause I was totally gonna ask you that."

Boat Demon:" uh not really, that`s what everyone here is in line for. I can try to make room for you ...*pokes a demons head with his oar* HEY MAKE SOME ROOM , YOU GUYS HAVE A NEW BUTT BUDDY FOR THE LINE"

Line Demon:" NO WAY, I'M ALREADY BUMPING UGLIES WITH 5 OTHER DEMONS."

Boat Demon:" It's a chick, from what i see she doesn't have uglies."

Once the word " chick" spread , a huge spot opened up. Pinkie Pie jumped in thinking this was going to be easy. As soon as she got in line, every demon filled that spot till it was bakc the way it was, leaving Pinkie Pie with absolutely no elbow room.

Pinkie Pie:" AH COME ON!," She Yelled realizing she set herself up for being trapped in the line. She started to get bored immediately, then the Line Demon had to make things worse. He was standing right in front of her, in the tight corridors of the line, so he was enjoying himself with Pinkie Pie breasts pressing up against his back.

Line Demon:" Sooooooo soft."

Pinkie Pie:" *grrrr* "

Then she got an idea that would turn this around in her favor.

Pinkie Pie:" Hey , who wants to sing a song to pass the time. THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END, IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS, SOME PEOPLE, STARTED SINGING NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, BUT THEY'LL CONTINUIE SINGING FORE EVER BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T...

_BACK AT THE CANDY KINGDOM_

Princess Bubblegum started to wake up after being knocked out by Pinkie Pie. She stood up, a little wobbly at first, but managed to regain her composure. Calling Finn and Jake was the number 1 priorty. So

she got her 3D laptop and called them up. A flash of green light came with Finn's face on it.

Finn:" He PButt , we still haven't found that Red dude yet, umm I'm doing great in case you wanted to know."

Princess Bubblegum:" FINN, WE ARE AT TERROR ALERT LEVEL : BUNK RIGHT NOW. I where Deadpool is"

Finn:" Dead who? Are we talking a pool of the dead here cause i'm totes for it Princess?," he said with extreme enthusiasm.

Princess:" Deadpool is the name of that tight wearing Neanderthal. I need to brief you on everything that's happened so far. "

Jake:" Hey Princess, you look like someone flipped your skirt, what happened."

Finn:" JAKE YOU PERV."

_Back in the Nightosphere_

Hunson was starting to get a little more elaborate with Deadpool. This time he was suspended like a chandler on Hunson's ceiling. Two meat hooks pierced the skin on his upper back through his suit. A bar was welded to the hooks, and at each end was Deapool's wrist, shackled once again with the added bonus of gravity. Blood droplets had been collecting on the floor above Deadpool. Some were drying out while the rest were just falling on top of them.

Hunson:" You know I gotta say, you're better looking without that healing power thingy of yours. You got your hair back, no scars, why would you keep that power if it meant looking like a lawnmower accident victim?"

Deadpool:" *silence*"

Hunson:" Is this gonna be the running theme between us? I ask questions while you stay locked up your brain matter? Whatever."

A green net suddenly appeared right behind a hanging Deadpool. It was big enough to cover half of the room, and looked like it was set up to catch something. Hunson used his magic amulet to change the shape of his suit into a green polo shirt and khaki shorts. His snapped his finger to teleport his golf bag o his side and pulled out a pitching wedge. He then whistled out , calling for one of his minions. A tiny mouse sized demon came through a little hole in Hunson's front door. Hunson grabbed him and gave him a golf ball to hold , setting him down.

Hunson:" Alright little pion, you know the drill?"

Little Demon:" yes sir, be the ball."

Hunson:" no no no. You're the tee this time."

Little Demon:" I'm I still gonna get hit?."

Hunson:" Most likely. My swing is glob awful,"

Hunson starts hitting golf balls one after another. Some hit Deapool in the head, others missed and got caught in the green net, and the worst were the balls that hit him in "the balls." Deadpool kept his eyes closed but he was so tired that his head just went limp. Hunson had kept him awake for a couple of days and the random golf balls hitting him in random places didn't help.

_Nightosphere: The line._

Pinkie Pie:" END, AND IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND , SOME PEOPLE, STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS…"

Line Demon:" My ears are being RAPED!"

_Candy Kingdom_

Finn and Jake rushed over to the Candy Kingdom. They met with the Princess outside the castle , where she was ready to tell them everything that happened since they've been gone. Lemongrab castle, the Mauraders, Wizard City…everything. The white night mentality in Finn went off.

Finn:" Are serious, he wiped out all of the Lemon People?"

Jake:" And turned Lemongrab into a science fair project?"

Princess Bubblegum:" Yes, and I have reason to believe he's forcing Marceline to work with him. Right now he should send in a platoon on Banana guards to Marceline's House to catch this Mo-fo!"

Finn:" I'll be there with them Princess , you have my word."

Jake grew larger while getting under Finn's legs. Now he trotted off like a horse carrying Finn to Marceline's house. One of The princess's Banana guards walk up to her when Finn and Jake took off.

Princess Bubblegum:" If Marceline is there, hit her with the UV light so she doesn't say a thing."

Banana Guard:" Yes Princess."

_Nightosphere:" The Line_

Pinkie Pie:" AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING FORE EVER BECAUSE THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END…."

Line Demon:" JUST LET HER THROUGH!"

Every other demon:" YES!"

Pinkie Pie:" Really? Thank you , I thought you guys might try to attack me all at once. This is better than having to choke a B**** and peeling all your muffin caps back blue. La lala la lala lala."

Every demon somehow managed to step aside and clear a path straight to Hunson's tower. She skipped and sang herself a little song along the way.

_Hunson's Tower_

Hunson:" Dang it, I keep slicing the ball, I BLAME YOU !"

knock knock

Hunson:" What? "

Pinkie Pie:" Housekeeping *in Spanish accent*

Hunson:" Oh thank glob, You better have Lemon Pledge for this blood. I want my bloody floor to reek of lemony goodness. "

Hunson walks over , changing back into his suit, and opens the door to his chambers. A Pink and red flash went through punching Hunson in the face. He falls back and cracks his head. Sadly he didn't have to gather his thoughts, because Pinkie Pie had one of her butcher knives against his throat.

Hunson:" *cough* Ok, I appreciate the gung-ho attitude, but …."

PUNCH

Pinkie Pie:" WHERE IS HE?," She yelled at the top pf her lungs.

Hunson:" Uhh, I'm guessing you were in the line, and you're a little P-owed. I'm Hunson Abadeer and .."

PUNCH

Pinkie Pie:" YOU'RE CALLED B**** NOW, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR YOU B****. WHERE'S DEADPOOL?"

Hunson aka "B****":"Ouch, you hit as hard as my daughter. "

Pinkie Pie:" Is this gonna be the running theme between us? I ask questions while you avoid me? "

He noticed that those were the same lines he gave to Deadpool, then he reminded himself that he has a blade running across his neck like a snake. It just moved slightly to the right, giving a small cut on Huson's neck. Once blood was drawn Pinkie Pie punched him in the same spot she cut. Huson's neck sprayed blood all over the floor, Pinkie Pie, Deadpool's feet. The entire room was saturated with blood, and Hunson was still calm as a Buddhist priest. He just let the blood fly out of his neck without any kind of facial expression.

Huson:" Did you really think it would be that easy?"

Hunson's Amulet started to glow , a black symbiotic like goo started to spread over him. His head split open from the top, only to bare another. It was alabaster why with a mouth filled with fangs and tendrils. Finally he grew 3 times his size and started hovering over a now frightened Pinkie pie. She had dropped her knives to run towards Deadpool. She stopped midway when Hunson's foot stepped on her back. Now she was the one screaming instead of Deadpool. Pinkie pie's face was buried in the blood she drew from Hunson. Her head was to the side, looking right up at Deadpool in his Human form with Hunson still stepping on her. Deadpool without a mask on was something she had seen before, but now she saw his real form. No scars or white eyes and a full head of hair. Most of all she saw his suit. There was a tag on the inseam sticking out of Deadpool's leg. Once she saw who made his suit, it reminded her that she was wearing the same thing. In her eyes, this was her friend, bonded if nothing else y the love of a party and a little chaos. This was her chance to be a good friend to Deadpool as he was to Rarity in her time of need. An idea popped into her head. When she was at Marcline's she happened upon a book marked "The Winchester Gospel volume 1." In it was a few passages for incantations and sigils like Marceline used to open the portal. One in particular looked promising.

Huson was about to land another heavy stomp on Pinkie Pie, but she took her new finger and lifted up as much blood as she could and jumped on the contraption Deadpool was hanging from. Deadpool gritted his teeth as Pinkie Pie's added weight only made the hooks dig deeper in his flesh. Pinkie leaned in and whispered in his ear.

Pinkie Pie:" I'm so sorry I did that Mr Wilson. Don't worry about a thing, I'll get you out of here and you'll heal up in no time."

Deadpool:" *silence*

Dead eyes, that's all Pinkie could see. Deadpool was breathing, his eyes were open, but he wasn't really there. He succumbed to his memories invading his consciousness since he focused on dealing with the pain. Pinkie Pie was speechless…..and pissed. She jumped off and hung from the ceiling, gripping one of the stalagmites. Using her index finger and the blood she picked up, she started tracing something on the window, causing Hunson to summon 6 of his little dark clouds. They all shot green beams of light at Pinkie Pie, who was trying her best to finish what she was tracing in blood. Eventually, she jump grabbing another large stalagmite. She went back to work on whatever she was tracing.

Hunson:" THAT BETTER COME OUT OF MY WALLS YOU DEADPOOL GROUPY!"

Two of the clouds made it up to the ceiling. They both fired at the same time at Pinkie Pie, destroying the stalagmite, sending Pinkie Pie to the blood riddle floor again. She went down with her hands first, thinking they were her hooves so she could brace her fall. Human wrists however aren't that strong. Pinkie had landed right on top of them. A twist and a crack followed. At this point she wailed a tearful cry of pain. Hunson was enjoying the cries of someone who had no hope.

Hunson:" THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART. TEARS OF HELPLESSNESS."

Unbeknown to Hunson, his clouds had vanished. He was slowly losing his powers, shrinking back into his original suit and head. Steam started to rise from him as he questioned what had just happened.

Hunson:" Hey, what the, why am I short again and not speaking in my awesome auto-tune voice."

Pinkie Pie:" Heh, look up…," she said using her boot to point at the symbol she had traced with Hunson's blood. " Demon trap, how do you like them apples…B***H!"

Hunson:" *looks up* Heh, unbelievable, people still know how to do that. Okay, you got me. The ol demon trap symbol. And using my blood to make it extremely potent, nice touch. One problem though, I may be trapped here, but you're trapped in here with me."

Pinkie Pie started to tear up a little again. He was right. Even if she got her knives back, her hands were useless and limp. Hunson inched closer to Pinkie Pie getting his shoes ready for another round of stomping, in his mind though, his new target was gonna be her hands. It wasn't until he was interrupted that Pinkie Pie thought she was dead, but a bullet was fired right at Hunson's feet.

Deadpool:" DON'T MOVE!," he sternly said while still hanging, however he had one arm free with a gun in his hand.

Pinkie Pie:" *gasp* !," She screamed.

Hunson:" I thought you were comatose."

Deadpool:" I was….then I woke up….to this bullshit. Thanks for the gun Pinkie Pie."

Pinkie Pie:" You're welcome partner *sniff*!"

Deadpool:" You done F**KED up now Abadeer, now you're the one who lost his mojo, I have the happy bullet that wants to dry hump your skull, and to top it off Click of gun cocking You made Pinkie Pie cry."

BANG!