Chapter Seven

Juan: Welcome back to the interview with the cast of Kung Fu Panda and now our cast of Kung Fu Panda.

The Cast walks in and Master Tigress hands Juan the box of questions.

Master Tigress: Here you go, Juan.

Juan: Thanks Master Tigress, now for the big supplies,

082 Martian Scout

Scout: "To Helljumper Tigress: Splendid! Now tell me, are you familiar with a
kung fu master, a cheetah by the name of 'Zan Fray'?"

Master Tigress: No, why do you ask?

Scout: "To Helljumper Crane: My apologizes, there is such a thing as a
'leotig', I guess there was a bug in my system. No offense Helljumper Mantis.
Now, a leotig does exist, but it is not Mei Ling's species, I can assure you
she is a mountain cat."

Master Crane: In some of the stories, she's Master Tigress says, she has a tiger for a mother and a leopard for a father, so maybe she could be both.

Scout: "To the Preceptor, what is this 'WWE Wrestle Mania 25' and why am do I
get the feeling I am not going to like? Violence is unacceptable in an
interview installation. And also, please talk your normal way and do not try
to be 'hip' with 'the kids', my Superior despises such a thing."

Preceptor: Ok, I'll do it for you and because we have to think about the chidden.

Scout: "To the Director of this Installation: Why is my name in bold? Am I on
the favorite list or something?" *chuckling*

Juan: Well, I've just think you're cool by my book.

Scout: "To the Demon: if you wish to be friends then why have you yet to
answer my Superior's offer of aid? My Superior's patience is not infinite. So
please answer the questions: 'Do you want my help or not?' 'Why should I help
you, Demon?' This will probably be the last time he will ask."

Demon: I've just need to be dunk into holly water than, ok man.

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To Rick Flair: Good luck with that. *Rick Flair does his so-called figure
four-leg lock to Shifu and Shifu passes out unconscious, almost dead.*

To Shifu: MASTER SHIFU! NO!

To Rick Flair: What did you do to him?! *Runs to Shifu's aid and takes him
into her arms and gives him the Kiss of Life (mouth to mouth). Shifu finally
coughs and returns to the world of the living* I saved his life!! *tuns to
Rick Flair* You're lucky. *chanting to annoy sindragon* I saved Master Shifu!
I saved Master Shifu! I saved Master Shifu!

Master Shifu: Tahnks for saving my life, now I'll like to meet you a member of our gang, the furious gang.

Scout: "Oh, and one more thing. The Preceptor is not a rat, he is a red
panda. Not a giant panda like the Dragon Warrior(no offense)but an endangered
species."

Scout: *seeing all the chaos that had happened* "By the Sontarjian
Forerunners, what happened?! Who is responsible for this!?!"

Everyone: Is fun for us.