The mastercheif and his small band of survivors came flying uncontrollably out the mystery portal under the school. He could see that he was in a completely black room, except for a few purple braced for the floor but something was wrong. That smell, the strange feeling-he hit the floor, expecting pain. But instead he was greeted by a *thump*, and that beeping noise. John stood up, fully suited in his Mylonir M7 armour, same as when he last saw it. But a grunt from behind him caught his attention. He turned to see Johnson, Carter and Faye all in armor too. "So this is what it feels like..." Johnson said to himself, looking at his new battle suit. "Bloody hell!" Carter exclaimed, recoiling in shock. Faye was grinning hard under her helmet. "Imagine what I could do with THIS!"she thought. Images of buildings falling, cars flying into the moon, and skydiving with no parachute, flooded into Faye Valeria' s mind.
John flipped on his helmet light. The dark room turned out to be a compartment on a covenant ship of some sort. John reached for his weapon, whatever that was. It was Old Reliable, the trusty Assault Rifle, with a smg as well. Johnson had a shotgun (no surprise there.) , Carter had a DMR and a SAW, and Faye had a strange sword."Faye, what kind of sword is that?" Carter asked. "It's a Dragonbone sword." Johnson turned and looked at Faye like she was insane." I advise you step away from that sword, or crazy stuff is about to happen." Johnson said, slowly backing away. "Why? I like by his sword! It's nice and sharp! Besides, what's going to happen?" Faye asked, a sassy look under her helmet. Carter spoke." He's right. Using a item from another video game, will most likely cause another thing from that game universe to appear. And you don't want much to appear from the Elder scrolls universe. Trust me." Carter's tone was serious, and he to started backing away. "Somethinhs going to RANDOMLY appear? Like what?-" Faye was cut off when the Dragonborn emerged from a random portal and took her sword." Sorry, but I'm going to need that!" He disappeared back into the portal. Faye started pouting and stomping. "That was my sword! How dare he take it! I out to-" she was again cut off when she turned around and her face was inches away from that of Mercahus Dagon, Dadric Prince of evil. "Bow before me mortal! BOOOWWWWWW!" John, Johnson and Carter bowed, but Faye slapped him on the cheek. Dagon started bawling like a baby and vanished back into his portal. Random people appeared for 20 minutes, including batman, Vegata, Sherlock Holmes, Mario And last but not least: The Stig. She finally met a teenage version of James Bond, and was immediately infatuated with him. She disappeared into his portal, yelling:"be back soon!ish..."
"Wow,"said Carter. That was a long paragraph. Yep. It was.
The group(now three) heard some grunts outside. They rushed out the room, their armor shining. "Cue heavy metal theme!" Johnson yelled, grinning that baddass grin of his. /heavy-metal-halo-remix-play/ done johnson! "Thanks!" Johnson yelled to the author of this story. Heavy metal started blasting out invisible speakers. The Spartans and the Covenant deranged fire, but a new group of 20 brutes popped up out of nowhere. One of them shot Carter until it landed a spike in his foot. He dropped to his knees,holding in the pain. Suddenly he screamed "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!"
So so sorry about not posting this earlier, but I was doing other stuff a lot. Hope you enjoyed!