Your Head's Too Bloody Hard
Hermione had never imagined they would be discovered this way.
She had thought of frantic touching in broom closets, doors being ripped open, outraged cries of, "How could you!"
She had dreamt of him sweeping her off her feet in the middle of the Great Hall, and kissing her passionately. They would stop sweetly and gently, and blush an attractive shade, whilst the population of Hogwarts cheered them into another kiss.
She had worried over them fucking in the Slytherin changing room, and the entire Quidditch team entering in the middle of her loudest orgasm.
But she had never suspected they would be found by a bloody enchanted piece of paper.
Harry and Ron bent their heads anxiously over the Marauder's Map.
"Are you sure she said she would be in the library?" Harry asked. "Maybe she said the… owlery or something, and you just heard her wrong."
Ron shook his head ferociously. "I am positive she said she was going to the library! I would stake Percy's life on it!"
Dean lazily raised his head from an armchair, and said, "Ron, you prat. Last night you staked Percy's life on whether Pig could shit more than Hedwig. Try something a bit more important, yeah?"
He glared at him, and replied, "Well, then. I stake your life on it. How do you feel about that, you silly little boy?"
Dean was about make a terribly funny yet cruel comeback, when Harry shouted, "There! I see her bubble! But, what is she doing in the corner of the library with… Malfoy?!"
Ron knocked his and Harry's head together in an effort to look more closely at Malfoy's point. After several minutes of, "Ow! Your head's too bloody hard!"
(A/N: Heheheheh. What can I say? Back to the head! :])
the boys reconvened to look at the map. What they saw shocked them enough that they were reduced to screaming like pansies.
"Look at that! They're touching! Their dots are touching!" Harry shrieked.
Ginny, overhearing this, walked over and slapped Harry.
"Pervert!" she cried angrily. "Watching lesbian porn when I'm here!"
A/N: Think about it. Let's say, Harry doesn't speak too clearly and Ginny doesn't hear too well. What word kind of sounds like 'dots' to make Ginny have this reaction?
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