Roxas, Part Seven

"YOU BASTARD!"

It took Zexion, Reno (with orders from Rufus), and Xemnas to prevent Marluxia from strangling the blonde, who hadn't moved. "Marluxia calm down!" "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWwwnnn..." Marluxia shouted, before slowly relaxing, shutting his eyes and falling back on the bed.

"What the hell, Zexion?"

"When you hang out with him almost 24/7 when he gets mad you need to be prepared."

"Ah."

"So back onto the subject…"

"Mind explaining the bet?"

"I'm not going to say a word."

"Shut up blondie he wasn't talking to you."

"…"

"So as I was saying before the pixie tried to strangle Cloud; this whole thing was because of a bet between Cloud and Sephiroth." Reno started, moving away from the sleeping pinkette. "This was one of their stupid boredom bets, y'know like the one where Sephiroth bet that Cloud couldn't dye my hair neon green, which sephy won cause I overheard them talking about it and didn't let Cloud anywhere near my beautiful, long red hair that-"

"GET ON WITH THE DAMN EXPLANATION ALREADY!"

"Okay okay. Sheesh. So as I was saying, Cloud and Sephiroth made one of their stupid bets: Getting someone from the Orgy 13-"

"ORGANIZATION 13!"

"Yeah Yeah Whatever. Getting someone from the Organization 13 building preggo. So it could have been anyone."

"But why did he choose Marly?"

"Like Reno said, it could have been anyone."

"But how did he do it?"

"Mpreg pills."

"But how did he get them?"

"Hojo."

"What?"

"Hojo gave him the pills."

"But how-"

"Ahem."

All of them, excluding Marluxia, looked at Cloud, who had spoken up (for once) and was now standing up. "Hojo had finished working on a small tablet that would allow males to get pregnant and be able to go through the birthing process successfully, but he hadn't tested it out yet, and I was more than happy to help him with that if I was able to win my bet, seeing as there are only three girls in the Organization 13 building, the pills increased my chances. Also, since I heard that that brat and flower boy were going to go to the FF party, I couldn't let the opportunity pass, could I?"

"…You really went all out to win this bet?"

"Yes and I still plan on winning it."

"…I think we are done here. You can leave now." Xemnas announced, staring at the creepy blonde as he was the first to leave, followed by Rufus. Reno waved to them "See ya in class, later." He said, leaving last. Xemnas sighed, then turned to the blue and pink-haired teens. "We can discuss this when XI has woken up." He told Zexion, before walking out.

Zexion sighed as well, before moving to get up, only to feel a hand grab his shirt. "Zexy…" a familiar whine was spoken behind him. He sat back down and looked at the pixie. "How long have you been awake?"

"Long enough.."

Zexion patted Marluxia's hand, then said "Are you alright?" He shook his head. No. Of course he wouldn't be.

"What's going to happen?"

"What do you mean?"

"The baby…What is going to happen to it?"

"Well…"

"I…don't want to get rid of it…"

"Why not? I mean, do you want to keep the kid that isn't even Vex-"

"As far as I'm concerned, the childis mine and Vexen's. Not…that bastard's…He can go die in a hole for all I care. I want to keep it."

"Marl-"

"Zexy shut it. I've made my decision and I'm going to stick with it. Got it?"

Zexion rolled his eyes. No point in arguing with a pregnant Marluxia. He watched as the pinkette closed his eyes, then said "I'm going to go to sleep…" He nodded, then stood up, then walked out of the dorm room.

Just as he was about to turn the corner, he stopped, staring with his one visible eye at Xemnas…

And Vexen.