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Axel, Roxas, and Demyx had been welcomed back by a bundle of strange stares. Mainly because all three had tampons up their noses (who knows where they got them from) all complaining of starting their male period and looking very pleased with themselves. They still refused stubbornly to take them out, so Xemnas gave up and simply let them stay like that. As soon as the three sat down the video started.
A blue screen comes with the words 'And now for part 2'.
Axel, Roxas and Demyx cheered.
The sequence for 'Demyx's revenge' is played.
Most members groaned. They did not want to be humiliated.
Goes back to Demyx and Axel.
Demyx: Axel, Axel someone took all the sweets from my room!
Demyx turned to give a glare in Axel's direction.
Axel: Marluxia.
Marluxia's face looked absolutely gobsmacked. So first off they refuse to follow the diet, then the bloody pyromaniac goes and blames him! As if he would ever do something as low hand as that! Ok, we're excluding that time with Luxord. And the time with Zexion. And the time where…
Demyx: It must have been!
"See!" Axel exclaimed pointing at the computer screen. "She agrees with me!"
Axel: I saw him come out of your room earlier.
Demyx: He must have been, because I snuck those sweets in because of this whole diet thing he's put us on!
Most members of the organization stored the idea in their mind, just in case flowerboy actually got the stupid diet thing pressed upon them.
Axel: He's been doing it from everyone's room, don't worry.
Demyx: Demyx revenge!
Slowly several nobodies found a grin sliding on to their face as they realised who was the victim for this week's revenge.
Axel begins eating Demyx's sweets behind him.
Demyx: My revenge this week is gonna be on Marluxia for making us go on this stupid diet and now also for taking all my sweets.
Marluxia glared at the camera. He was still recovering from the traumatic experience that had been the camera section of episode three. In contrast to the pink haired one some nobodies although they might not be realising it were smiling pretty evilly at the thought of revenge and humiliation for Marluxia. None of them wanted the diet and a few of them hated Marluxia anyway whereas some of them were just plain evil or humorous and wanted to see the revenge.
Axel makes it even more obvious that she's eating Demyx's sweets.
"They're not even trying to hide it." Demyx muttered. Axel merely offered him a marshmallow, which Demyx took, before remembering that Roxas had confiscated Axel's marshmallows last time. Axel, catching on to Demyx's train of thought, held up the new packet of marshmallows as high as he dared while pleading with his eyes for Demyx not to give him away. Demyx smiled. He just couldn't resist those eyes. He assured Axel by giving him a nod. Thankfully Roxas had noticed nothing.
Demyx: So yeah. Enjoy!
"We will." Marluxia glared around trying to figure out who said that, but they all looked innocent. His first guess would have been Axel, but he was busy eating marshmallows, and everyone else seemed to want to disguise who the speaker was. Zexion smiled faintly. He had not been caught.
Goes to Demyx and Axel this time in some sort of corridor.
Demyx: For my revenge this week, as you know I got it on Marluxia, so Axel helped me get into his room and take some of his flowers.
Marluxia looked absolutely furious. How dare they touch his precious children! No one was allowed near them, only Marluxia himself. Heaven forbid whatever they did with his flowers. Even just touching them would taint them with dirt.
Demyx: And we're cooking them kindly!
There was silence for a moment before most of the room began laughing hysterically. Marluxia glared round at the guffawing nobodies before crossing his arms and trying to ignore them. Unfortunately the laughers were very loud. Larxene was cackling, Roxas and Xion were giggling, Xigbar was whooping, Axel was splitting his sides, and Luxord was chuckling. Even Vexen was sniggering.
Axel: And by some we mean all of his flowers.
Marluxia was sure he couldn't take much more of this. He decided to hide his face behind his hands to hide his tears. It was just the thought of all his flowers being slowly tortured.
Demyx: All of his flowers. He wants to put us on this stupid diet?
Demyx snorted. "I don't think so!"
Demyx: I don't think so!
Most of the organization turn to stare at Demyx, all looking a little bit freaked. "Wow. Ok…" Roxas muttered.
Demyx: Let's see how he likes his little meal!
Several nobodies laughed at that comment.
Axel: Oh, I can hear him coming!
Both start running down the corridor with the camera before placing the camera on a high perch. Marluxia comes down the corridor.
Various nobodies were smiling with glee and anticipation. This was going to be a hell of a laugh.
Marluxia: What's that smell?
Marluxia walks down the corridor before going through a door and into the kitchen. Marluxia looks into a pot that is on top of the stove. She then starts screaming in a very girly way and yelling stuff that doesn't make a coherent sentence. Marluxia then runs out of the kitchen and back down the corridor, still screaming.
The nobodies were in hysterics. It was absolute chaos. Xigbar, Axel, and Demyx were all rolling on the floor, clutching their sides, and crying with mirth. Roxas and Xion were clutching each other, to keep from collapsing to the floor, Luxord was choking, while the rest were simply gasping for breath. Saïx was laughing sadistically at Marluxia who was currently sobbing into a cushion. "Did you hear the screams though? That was brilliant!" Axel managed to choke out. "One of the… funniest… things I've ever… seen." Demyx managed to gasp out before falling into another fit of giggles. It had now been seven minutes since they'd paused the video, but none of them could seem to regain control of themselves. Ten minutes later, only several had regained sense, and were either encouraging the others to take deep breaths to help steady their laughing, or trying (and failing) at the impossible task of getting the three on the floor, up and reasonably calm. Not likely.
Another door opens and Axel and Demyx walk out laughing and high fiving and grabbing the camera. The sequence for 'Demy dictionary' is played. It then of course goes back to Demyx and Axel.
Zexion, Lexaeus, and Roxas were still trying to help Demyx, Xigbar, and Axel off the floor. All three were still too weak to stand from laughing and yet were still giggling. Eventually they found themselves back in their seats.
Demyx: My word for this week is smegma.
Zexion, Roxas, and Lexaeus all facepalmed as the melodious nocturne, the flurry of dancing flames, and the freeshooter all began laughing their asses off, and slid to the floor once again gasping for air. (Seriously if you don't know what 'smegma' means, look it up later, this'll get a hell of a lot funnier.)
Demyx: Marluxia is a smegma!
Marluxia was still brushing away tears, and was looking as though he was on the verge of a breakdown. However, Zexion, Roxas, and Lexaeus's job had become a hell of a lot harder. Axel was now sobbing with tears of absolute glee. Demyx and Xigbar looked as though they were about to follow the redhead's example.
Demyx: Smegma means to steal other people's belongings.
Many looked increasingly more amused. Zexion looked up from helping Demyx regain his composure. "It doesn't, it really doesn't." he muttered shaking his head in amusement. "What does it mean then?" Xion piped up looking genuinely confused. "NO." came from various different nobodies in answer to the unasked question of whether they could tell the girl what it meant. Still confused and a little disappointed at not getting an answer, Xion decided to ask Larxene later.
Axel: That's not what it means.
"Of course Axel would know."
"Shut it, Roxy."
"DON'T CALL ME ROXY! Seriously don't or I'll drop you."
Roxas was still trying to get Axel back on the sofa.
Demyx: Yeah it does.
Axel: No, that's not what it means.
Demyx: No, it does. That's what it means; smegma means to steal other people's belongings.
Axel: Look it up.
Axel hands Demyx a dictionary.
"Wait, it's actually in the dictionary?" Xaldin muttered looking quite surprised. Zexion nods, still trying to haul Demyx up off the ground.
Demyx takes the dictionary.
Demyx: What does smegma begin with?
"Seriously?"
Axel: S.
Demyx: Ok.
Demyx begins going through the letters using her fingers to help her.
Demyx: Ok, um, smeg, ma ma ma ma ma ma…
Axel: You don't need me to spell 'ma' do you?
Roxas blinked. "I think she actually does."
Demyx: No…
"Denial." Luxord muttered.
Demyx: Oh, I've lost the page!
Axel comes up behind Demyx and starts going through the pages, helping.
Axel: You're in the T's you idiot.
Zexion shook his head. Why was he not surprised?
Demyx: Oh.
Axel finds the right page and points to the word before going back to her original place.
Demyx: Oh. Oh yeah!
Axel: There. Fourth one down.
Demyx: One, two, three, four.
Axel: Does it mean to steal someone's things?
"I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really doubt it."
"Thanks for that Axel."
Demyx: No it doesn't.
"Told ya." Roxas sighed. Axel had found another source of sugar, he was sure of it.
Demyx: It really doesn't. I don't like that word anymore.
"Glad to hear it. Luxord likes it though." Axel stated.
"No, I don't!"
"Yeah ya do!"
"No, I don't!"
"Yeah ya do!"
"No, I don't!"
"Yeah ya do!"
"No, I don't!"
"Yeah ya do!"
"No, I don't!"
"Yeah ya do!"
"No, I don't!"
"Yeah ya do!"
"No, I don't!"
"Yeah ya do!"
Roxas sighed. Again. This was going to go on for a while.
Demyx: My word for this week is now noodle!
Axel cheered while several others rolled their eyes.
The sequence for 'Demyx concludes' is played before cutting back to Demyx and Axel.
Demyx: We're at the end of…
Glances back at Axel.
Demyx: We're at the end of the show, thank god.
Axel: Ah, I lost the game!
Axel begins whacking himself in the forehead while repeatedly yelling "I LOST THE GAME!". Roxas was going to need some painkillers for a headache.
Demyx: Oh for gods…
Axel: I blame Luxord.
"What did I do?" the blonde shouted.
Demyx: Could you be anymore annoying?
"I think you know the answer to that Demyx…" Roxas muttered, shaking his head.
Axel: Yes.
"We know."
Axel once again decides to make it really obvious she's eating Demyx's sweets.
Demyx: What? What are you doing? What are you doing?
"Dude, I think this version of Demyx is rather paranoid." Xigbar smirked.
Axel: Nothing.
Demyx: Just do nothing, alright?
"But that's difficullllllllllllttttttttttttttttttt!" Axel whined.
"You could at least stop kicking your legs all over the place."
"But Demyxxxxxxxxx, I don't want to!"
Axel picks up a sweet.
Axel: Look what I found under your pillow.
Demyx: What? Gasp. A sweet!
"Well, he's almost as pleased as Axel is when you give him sugar. Or he takes it from you, either way he's happy." Roxas smiled.
Axel: Must have hid it there, you're so smart!
"Sarcasm noted."
Demyx eats the sweet, looking really happy.
Demyx: Right, conclusion time.
Axel lets out a sigh after having a drink.
Demyx: Would you shut up for two minutes?
"I don't think he can manage two seconds, let alone two minutes."
Axel: I'm putting my glass down!
Demyx: This week I'm bringing back my mullet of the week.
Demyx and for some reason Axel, cheered.
Demyx: Because an awesome person named Dracoxk I do believe, actually cut their hair into a mullet, and I must say you are cool. Mullet of the week goes to this awesome person!
A guy with a mullet comes onto the screen before going back to Axel and Demyx.
Demyx: Question time!
Would you ever name your child Blythe?
"No." came from various corners of the room. Although I think maybe Marluxia said yes.
Demyx: Yes!
Several sniggers made themselves known at this.
Axel: No.
"Thank god one of them has some sense."
Demyx: No… why not?
"Because it's terrible." Larxene smirked.
Axel: Because it's terrible.
Larxene was shot some pretty strange and scared looks. She looked startled herself.
Demyx: Ok, I think it's a pretty name.
Xigbar snorted with amusement.
Axel: It's a terrible name.
"Well said."
Axel: I'd name my child Axel.
There were laughs at this. "Typical." Roxas and Demyx said before smiling.
Axel: You'd name your child Axel too, wouldn't you?
"No." seemed to echo around the walls.
Demyx: No I wouldn't.
Axel: Yes you would.
"Oh no, not this." Xaldin muttered.
Demyx: No I wouldn't.
Axel: Yes you would.
Axel sits up as though preparing to attack.
Demyx: No I wouldn't, no I wouldn't, don't hurt me!
Axel laughed insanely, not noticing the creeped out looks he was receiving from Roxas and Demyx.
What's your fave animal?
"Oh, this should be interesting." Roxas muttered.
Demyx: Unicorns!
"What a surprise."
Axel: They're not real.
Demyx: Yeah, they are.
Xemnas facepalmed. It seemed history was about to repeat itself.
Axel: No they're not.
Demyx: Yeah they are.
Axel: No they're not.
Demyx: Yeah they are!
Axel: Fine, my favourite animal is a dragon.
Axel smiled. "Mine too!" Roxas sighed. As soon as this was over he was going to remove anything that contained sugar from the castle.
Demyx: They're not real.
Axel looked hurt at this. "Hmph, you're not real!" He shouted. Demyx pouted deciding to play along, looking upset. Axel smiled throwing his arm around the younger nobody. Demyx blushed at the pyromaniac's touch.
Axel: Yes, they are.
A few of the assembled nobodies groaned. Not again!
Demyx: No, they're not.
Axel: Fine, my favourite animal is a Walrus. (I think that's what she said.)
Demyx: Did I tell you to stop making up animals?
Xion frowned. "But, Walrus's are actually real."
Axel: Fine, how about the tupor thingy then? (I'm not certain on that on either.) How about that?
"Uh… What?"
I've always wanted to know how you ended up in Organization XIII. Did you join or did one of the members recruit you?
Axel smiled. "Ah, now there's a story."
"Not now Axel."
Demyx: Um, Xigbar came and got me.
Axel: I tried to start my own organization…
Marluxia shuddered to think what that organization would have been like.
Axel: And they found it and told me I wasn't allowed.
Sighs of relief flooded the room.
Axel: And that one person was not considered an organization.
"Well, you learn something new everyday."
Axel: So I joined this one.
Demyx: I would've joined.
"Ah, you're sweet." Axel murmured, making Demyx blush again.
Axel: Aw.
Boxers or briefs?
There was a couple of clashing words as the organization began shouting out their personal preference. Larxene felt she didn't really need to know, and would have gladly gone without. Ah well. Maybe she could use that for blackmail or pranks somehow. Zexion seemed to be sharing similar thoughts.
Demyx: Um, nothing!
Several nobodies burst out laughing at this.
Demyx: Generally. It gets hot.
Hmm. They had a fair point.
Axel: Yeah, we don't wear much, look.
Axel goes as though she's going to unzip her coat. Demyx gets in the way however.
Demyx: Next question, next question!
More laughter came of this.
Fave book ever?
Demyx holds up a book.
Demyx: 'The northern anthology of English literature'.
Zexion frowned. That was one of his favourite books too. Actually he must read that again as soon as this was finished.
Axel: 'Stig of the dump'!
As Roxas and Demyx and a couple of others began laughing at that, Axel looked round confused. "What? It's a highly entertaining novel."
"Axel, it's for kids."
"So?" Axel pouted.
Axel grabs the book off Demyx. Turns to the back of the front cover.
Axel: 'Property of Zexion'?
Several sniggers broke out at this. Zexion looked horrified.
Axel: You stole this from his room didn't you?
Zexion sighed. He was going to have to find some ways to protect his books. They were always going 'missing'.
Demyx: No.
Axel: He's been looking for this for like weeks.
Demyx: No, it's mine.
"Right…"
Demyx: I've read it.
Axel: Ok. Who's it written by?
"Who's it written by Zexy?" Axel asked brightly. The cloaked schemer merely glared.
Axel: How many wrote this book?
Demyx: One. And he was called Norbert Fingleberry.
"Wrong." Zexion muttered.
If Roxas is Sora's nobody, whose nobody are you?
"Wait, what?" Roxas frowned looking confused. Many members quickly started to hurriedly assure him they'd got their facts wrong. Hmmm.
Demyx: David Bowie!
Demyx frowned. "Isn't he that guy from the Labyrinth movie?"
"Yar. He's not bad to be honest." Axel replied.
Demyx: Say yours.
Axel: No I don't want to.
Demyx: Go on.
Axel: No.
Demyx: If you're on the show, you have to answer the questions.
Axel: It's a question for you not me.
Demyx: If you wanna be here you have to answer the questions.
Axel: Fine I'll leave.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't leave!" Axel yelled.
Demyx: Go then or answer the question.
(I know there was more but I just couldn't be bothered to type it.)
Axel: God. God is my somebody.
"I'm really glad he isn't." Roxas muttered, while Demyx nodded.
Axel: There fine happy?
Axel smiled. "Very."
What do you do when you're not on a mission?
Demyx: I bake cookies, I listen to music, I do my hair. That takes a couple of hours from my life.
"It doesn't take that long!" Demyx exclaimed. "Axel takes longer."
"And that's the way aha aha I like it aha aha."
Axel: Keep watching that 'Sitar for dummies' video as well.
Demyx: I watch 'Sitar for dummies'!
Axel: I can't really say what I do cos apparently this is PG.
"Hey!" Axel exclaimed while his companions burst out laughing at the reminder.
Axel: But I can say that it involves this!
Axel goes as though to unzip her coat again, but Demyx stops her.
More laughter came from Roxas and Demyx.
Demyx: No, no, no! Would you keep your clothes on for two minutes!
"Don't you dare." Demyx warned the grinning fire user.
What came first the chicken or the egg?
The whole organization stopped to think, going cross-eyed with concentration. Several groaned with despair before running off to their rooms to google it on their laptops before returning disappointed. Zexion smirked. He'd figured the answer out years ago.
"So in a nutshell (or an eggshell, if you like), two birds that weren't really chickens created a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken. Maybe the question we should be asking is: Which came first, the proto-chicken or the proto-chicken egg?" Zexion stated clearly. The rest of the organization merely stared at him, gobsmacked. Silence reigned until Vexen groaned. "All that work for nothing!"
Demyx: The egg! No, the chicken. No, wait, no, no, wait, cos you need the egg to get the chicken, so maybe the egg! But you need the chicken to lay the egg, so maybe it was the chicken…
Demyx is cut off as Axel covers her mouth with a hand.
Several members had gone dizzy trying to keep up with what the on screen Demyx was saying, whereas others were wondering how you could say that so fast.
Axel: Dinosaurs came first, Shenza shame on you for confusing the poor boy.
For some reason Axel decided to do a dinosaur impersonation. He thought he'd be fun. It wasn't fun getting whacked over the head by Saïx.
Demyx: It's valentine day!
"Awww." A couple of nobodies smiled.
Axel: Singing. It's valentines day, it's valentines day, it's valentines day!
Axel then decides to gloveslap Demyx round the head.
Demyx: Would you stop that!
"No! It's fun!" Axel said childishly, before emphasizing his point by glove slapping Demyx. "Oh, it's on!" Demyx retaliated with his own slap, which then turned into a gloveslap fight, which Roxas and Xigbar also decided to join in. Xemnas rolled his eyes at the laughing nobodies. Why was he surrounded by idiots?
Demyx: So it's…
Axel moves slightly.
Demyx: Every time he moves I get scared.
"Ah, don't be scared Demy!" Axel yelled before launching himself on top of Demyx in a hug. Demyx laughed as he was thrown backwards. He had to admit he quite liked the redheads affection. But it could never happen. Right?
Demyx: I've kind put off telling you guys who my crush is.
Axel suddenly sat up straight again paying his utmost attention to the computer screen. Demyx suddenly froze before blushing.
Axel: Go on then.
Demyx: No, I don't wanna say cos he's here.
Axel pouted.
Axel gets off the bed and goes off screen.
Demyx: Go away. Go away! Get out the room!
Demyx comes up close to the camera.
Demyx: My secret crush is… Get out the room! My secret crush is Axel.
Demyx groaned, burying his face in his knees. There. Now all of them knew. He could feel the others stares penetrating him from the outside. He suddenly felt something pulling on his arm, trying to get him out of the sanctuary that was his knees. The force trying to pull him up got stronger though, and Demyx found himself being led outside the room.
When he heard the door close, Demyx looked up and was surprised to see Axel looking at him. "Demyx… is it true?" What was he supposed to say? That no, it wasn't true? Demyx had always hated lying. Demyx felt Axel place a hand on his shoulder. God, those hands were warm. "Please Demyx? I need to know." Fine. It was no use pretending. "Fine. Yes, it's true. And don't worry, I know it could never happen. I've basically just thrown our friendship out the window. I know you're straight."
Axel paused. "Actually I'm not. I'm bi. And this kinda of might sound weird but I have a thing for you as well."
Demyx shook his head. "You're just taking the piss."
Axel placed his hand under Demyx's chin and forcing him to look him in the eyes. "No I'm not. I've tried to ignore it now for a while, but it's just always been there in the back of my head, you know? And I kept trying to find a moment to mention it, but I kept losing my nerve." Axel searched Demyx's face for a reaction and thought he saw a faint glimmer of hope in his face. "You're not kidding?"
"Hey, I wouldn't kid about things like this, got it memorized?" The redhead smiled before leaning in and kissing him. To his relief Demyx didn't pull away. They only came apart when the need for air seemed to overwhelm them. Axel grinned holding out his hand. "Ready to go back in?" Demyx smiled in return, taking Axel's hand. "Yeah, why not?"
When they had gone back in the room and sat down again (both trying to ignore the stares), Axel quickly leaned over and muttered a thanks in Roxas's ear. If Roxas hadn't encouraged him, he'd never have done it. Roxas smiled seeing the two linked hands. He'd known the two had liked each other. It had been easier to figure out Axel, but Demyx, whether he realised it or not, had been leaving small hints that somehow Axel never seemed to pick up on. But Roxas did. He quickly motioned to Xigbar to start the video again.
Demyx: Don't tell him though.
Axel smiled, throwing an arm around Demyx's shoulders. He was glad the video and Roxas had told him.
Demyx: I've finished! You can come back in the room!
Axel comes and sits back on the bed.
Demyx: So bye! See you next week.
Axel: You gonna tell me who it was?
Demyx smiled up at Axel. "I don't think I need to."
Demyx: No.
Axel: Fine, I won't tell you mine then.
"I don't think I need to." Axel whispered in the nocturne's ear.
Demyx: I'll see you… Fine! Fine! I will tell you, it's David Bowie. What's yours?
Axel: Uh… Marluxia.
Various nobodies began laughing at that. There was no chance in hell that one was going to happen.
Demyx: I need to turn the camera off right now. Bye bye see you next week.
Screen fades to black with white writing on while playing 'Love today' by Mika in the back ground. I'll display the screen writing same as questions. (Black italics.)
Thank you for watching. Guest starring: Axel
The three on the sofa cheered.
Even if it was against my will… see you next week …hopefully.
Screen then displays Axel and Demyx again.
Demyx: So from Axel,
Axel: And from Demyx,
Both: Happy valentines day!
The two kiss.
Demyx and Axel decide to echo the two on screen, by kissing each other.
Axel: So sex now right?
Demyx walks away looking unimpressed.
There were several laughs at this.
Axel: What, no sex? Ok, how about a blow…
The camera cuts off there as the video ends.
The nobodies could fill in the missing gaps in there for themselves, apart form maybe Xion. Roxas rushes over to set up the next video.
Yay! I finally did it! Hope you all enjoyed! If you did please, please, please review! It only takes 10 seconds and it would really make my day! Please? The update'll come a lot faster, if you do. Not updating till I get at least 4 reviews!
Also that was my first go at writing something romantic. I hope it was alright, I was pretty nervous about it. Please tell me if you liked it! Sorry if you ship other things, but you will probably be able to ignore most of the Akudemy I put in. I'm not going to make it too physical.
Thank you for reading! Hope you have a brilliant day!