Here's Chapter 7, the Ten Year Bazooka! Two encounters with the Ten Year Bazooka, Mira meets Adult Lambo and I-Pin and learn some information about the Ten Year Bazooka. Apparently, when Tsuna came back from the TYL arc, he had nightmares about the thing itself.
A Visit to Namimori Chapter 7 – The Ten Year Bazooka
Mira was walking to a classmate's home after school. It had been two weeks since she arrived in Japan. Yesterday was Tsuna 'stripping' in front of her, the day before that, Mira was tortured by Bianchi's Poison Cooking. What's next? Exploding kids? Mira soon stopped when she saw a horn poking from the side of the pole.
"Who are you? I'm Lambo. Who am I? You're Lambo. Lambo, a nice little calf…" Lambo sang, making his 'awkward and proud' appearance in front of Mira.
"Oh. It's you." Mira ignored Lambo and walked past him.
Lambo was hurt by that and turned to a small corner.
"To-le-rate!" He cried and searched for something in his hair.
"Oh I wonder what this is." Lambo took out a hand grenade.
Mira still ignored him, not knowing that Lambo pulled out the pin and threw the hand grenade at her. Suddenly, Mira met her classmate and the classmate pointed at the hand grenade in panic. Mira turned to see the pink hand grenade and caught it. She analyzed the thing while her classmate is still frightened.
"This thing is a fake." Mira said and threw it away. "Let's go, Yamashiro-san." Mira told her classmate as they left.
The hand grenade then punched Lambo and an explosion occurred ten seconds later.
"Did you hear that!?" Mira's classmate panicked.
"Nah, probably someone destroyed the whole school." Mira joked to make her classmate frightened.
"Who destroyed the school?" Hibari asked. He was nearby for sure.
The two were stunned by that voice. They slowly turned behind. Hibari then demanded from Mira again.
"Hi-Hibari-san, I was just joking!" Mira replied and Hibari closed up on her.
"If someone damages the school, I'll blame you for it." Hibari told Mira and left.
Mira frowned. 'He must be born in Namimori Middle School or something. Seriously, I doubt Hibari really is treating the place like a shrine.' Mira thought and she left with her classmate. After spending her studying group with her classmate, Mira walked home and found it quiet. Very quiet. Suddenly, Lambo flew out and Mira slapped him to the stone fence unconsciously. Her hand was pointing at the direction of Lambo when Tsuna came out.
"Where did Lambo go?" Tsuna asked Mira, looking around.
Mira pointed left, and Tsuna turned to see Lambo hit aside into the wall. Lambo fell out and cried loudly. Mira felt pissed off while Tsuna made a sweat drop. 'I think what she did to Lambo was too overboard.' Tsuna thought as he twitched his eyes in response. Mira sighed as Lambo kept on crying before entering the house.
Tsuna had to pacify Lambo and turned to look at Mira, who went into the kitchen. 'I wonder what had got into Mira's mind lately.' Tsuna thought behind Lambo pulled his shirt. Mira took off her shoes and stepped into the kitchen.
"Ara, you're home, Mira. How's your day at school?" Nana cheerfully asked.
"It was great, Nana-san." Mira answered with a smile.
"I see. Mira, I want to ask you something." Nana told her as she stopped cutting carrots.
"What is it?" Mira asked.
"Can you take care of Lambo for me?" Nana requested from Mira.
"Ehh?" Mira whined.
"Mira can do it, if she is your friend's daughter." Reborn added.
"That's great! You really resemble me of Yoko!" Nana happily judged Mira, who sighed in defeat.
'Let's conclude that the baby is good a deceiving others…Except Tsuna maybe.' Mira thought in disgust as she turned to look at the window. She wondered how things were going on at her place. When she left her home, she was not sure why people are following her. Mira decided to go up and change.
She stepped up the staircase and heard explosions coming from Tsuna's room. 'What was that?' She asked herself when the ground shook again with another explosion.
"Lambo! Stop throwing hand grenades around!" Tsuna tried to discipline Lambo.
"Lambo don't want to!" Lambo happily refused.
'…So was the pink grenade from earlier a real one!?' Mira pondered. 'But I was sure the thing is just a mere toy…' Mira then remembered the explosion her classmate told her about. 'Oh…that explosion…' Mira made her face palm at herself. Mira then went to open the door to Tsuna's room.
Lambo was crying while Tsuna is having lessons with Reborn.
"What are you guys doing?" Mira asked the two, ignoring Lambo again.
"I'm teaching Tsuna what is a pie chart." Reborn said.
'WHAT? Tsuna doesn't know what is a pie chart?!' Mira was shocked. Then she saw the baby and the boy at the coffee table.
"Tsuna…Is the baby your so-called hell home tutor?" Mira queried Tsuna, and pointed at Reborn.
"Of course. I am the home tutor Reborn. I'm raising Tsuna to be the Vongola Tenth." Reborn said it nonchalantly.
Mira opened her jaw in shock. 'Is Tsuna retarded enough to be taught by a baby!?' She exclaimed in her mind and remained shock. She really didn't think about the Vongola part, though.
"Reborn! Can you please stop telling her?" Tsuna shouted at Reborn.
Mira sighed. First, the person who is in front of her is a wimp. Second, the wimp gets shot and strips into underwear hero. Third, the person who shoots the wimp into that crazy mode is a baby who's not even close to the age of 1. Mira is speechless for what is going on in the Sawada household and YET, Nana still doesn't know anything about it.
Lambo then charged at Reborn suddenly, and got slammed in the wall brutally. And the cow starts crying again, which Tsuna tried to block his ears to the crying sound.
"To…le…rate!" Lambo stammered. "I can't!" Lambo shouted and dug into his hair to bring out a purple Bazooka.
"It's the Ten Year Bazooka!" Tsuna said.
"Oh my god. How the hell does that super long thing fit in his hair!" Mira shouted and pointed at the thing.
Lambo shot himself with the Ten Year Bazooka and pink gas appeared. From it, a shadow of a man appeared.
"Adult Lambo!" Tsuna said when the shadow showed itself.
He was wearing cow print clothes and looked like a gentleman. Mira blinked her eyes in confusion.
"Who is he?" Mira asked Tsuna nonchalantly.
"He's the…earlier 5 year old Lambo just now." Tsuna hesitated to answer Mira.
"What?" Mira said.
"He's Lambo who is ten years later." Tsuna explained.
"Eh? What do you mean?" Mira asked again.
"Hello young Vongola. It seems my child self has misbehaved again. Oh, who is this?" Adult Lambo greeted.
"Mira-san, this is Lambo who is from ten years later." Tsuna tried to answer it in a normal way.
"Tsuna-san. Are you playing tricks with me? How does one travel time!?" Mira demanded a more specific explanation from the boy in front of her.
"It's no lie, Mira-san. The Ten Year Bazooka switches the target and their ten years later self for five minutes in different times." Adult Lambo explained.
Mira thought 'Like hell I would believe him.' because, this cow person in front of her is a stranger and if he is Lambo, he should be a cry baby too.
"I don't believe you. If you want to prove that you were the Lambo from before, cry." Mira demanded, as she believes that the man himself is faking being mature.
"But I don't cry…" Adult Lambo was kicked by Reborn, who said, "You do."
'How…cruel…' Tsuna thought as Adult Lambo fell with a thud. Adult Lambo soon started crying like a cry baby. 'Eeek, ten years later and he can't control his tears…What a useless guy.' Mira thought as Adult Lambo kept crying. She turned to Reborn, thinking, 'But this baby is scary to no end.'
Five minutes passed and Lambo came back. He was munching on some candies and happily talking nonsense.
"Mira. Would you please leave the room?" Reborn asked.
"Why?" Mira asked, suddenly bewildered by this question.
"Because I am going to launch a NASA shuttle here." Reborn answered her with a smirk.
"Oh…Wait a minute! Is that even possible!?" Mira shouted at Reborn about the irony.
"Anything is possible, Shan Mira." Reborn said.
"Would you please stop calling me by my full name?" Mira bellowed at Reborn.
"But…But…" Reborn said in a puppy face.
'Geh…He's faking the puppy face!' Mira thought and stepped back in fear. Puppy face is a deadly weapon.
"I'm leaving." Mira said and left.
She closed the door and the ground shook again. Mira heard a plea for help and ignored it. 'I got to change my clothes first…' Mira thought and headed to Nana's room. (How do I say it…She shares the room with Nana btw.) Changing into normal clothes, she looked at herself in the mirror again. This time, the shadow earlier did not appear as Nana opened the door immediately.
"Mira. It's time for lunch." Nana reminded her.
"Oh. Okay." Mira replied and she followed Nana to the kitchen.
When she reached the kitchen, she saw Lambo running around with I-Pin. Lambo slams into the wall, and the Ten Year Bazooka popped out. 'That's not possible. From the impact, I doubt that the thing flies out of his hair, seriously, if the hair is messy and all.' Mira thought as the Ten Year Bazooka lands on both Lambo and I-Pin. The thing shoots and pink poof appeared.
"Ara, how energetic the children are!" Nana said and went to cooking after she found out that she is missing something.
'Oh. Well, I guess it's only that guy who…' Mira stopped at that point when she meets a Chinese girl who is wearing white clothes and holding onto a ramen box. Tsuna comes down to find the two of them in the living room. Then, the Chinese girl noticed Tsuna and Mira.
"Sawada-san! Where am I? I need to get the ramen to Kawahira-san before it gets soggy!"
"Calm down, Adult I-Pin." Tsuna told Adult I-Pin, who was panicking with her ramen.
"What!? That's I-Pin!?" Mira exclaimed in shock. Apparently, it did not occur to her that I-Pin was a beautiful lady and a ramen delivery girl.
I-Pin noticed Mira and went to her.
"Ah! Mira-san! Am I at the Sawada household?" Adult I-Pin asked.
"Uh…yeah, you are." Mira replied, stunned as she is looking at Adult I-Pin's forehead. (Since she never knew that a forehead would shrunk, LOL.)
"This is bad! I need to hurry to Kawahira-san!" Adult I-Pin turned her back on Mira and ran off.
"What…just happened?" Mira asked, blinking her eyes in confusion.
"Hello, we meet again, young Vongola." Adult Lambo greeted again.
Just this moment, enters Bianchi from the kitchen. She was holding plates with her Poison Cooking on it. She was eyeing her cookies when she saw Adult Lambo. Her calm face transformed into an angry face.
"Romeo!" Bianchi bellowed and dropped her plates.
"Gahh!" Adult Lambo starts to run upon seeing Bianchi's angry face.
"Huh? That guy is Romeo?" Mira asked, pointing at Adult Lambo.
"Mira-san! That's Adult Lambo, not Romeo! Bianchi just mistook him for her ex- boyfriend!" Tsuna shouted as Bianchi gets out her poisonous pizza cutters and starts chasing Adult Lambo. He ran out of the house.
"Now what do we do!? Someone do something!" Tsuna started ruffling his hands on his hair, panicking.
"You do something." Reborn said.
The two turned to the little baby, and Leon turned into a gun. Mira starts get freaked out and steps back. And so, Reborn shot Tsuna with the Dying Will Bullet. Tsuna landed with a thud and Mira turned to Reborn.
"What did you just shoot?" Mira demanded from the baby.
"The Dying Will Bullet." Reborn replied as a dying will flame appeared from Tsuna's forehead.
"Dying Will Bullet? What is…?" Mira stopped when she saw Tsuna standing up in underwear and with blanked out eyes.
"STOP BIANCHI IF I WERE TO DIE!" Dying Will Tsuna declared and ran off at the speed, of light.
"That?" Mira ended her words and fainted.
Reborn smirked. Nana then came in and saw Mira on the floor.
"Ara, Mira, what happened to you?" Nana kneeled down and tried to wake Mira up.
Mira had too much shocks for the week and have to rest. Her eyes and hands twitched to prove this. Later in the afternoon, Mira woke up and went down the stairs to the living room. There, she sees the kids playing there. 'So…was it a dream?' Mira thought.
"No it isn't." Reborn added.
"Wahh! Don't scare me like that!" Mira freaked out and fell.
"You deserve it." Reborn told her.
"Do I have to deserve being scared from a baby!?" Mira shouted at Reborn.
Fuuta then appeared in the corridor.
"Apparently, Mira-nee-chan is ranked 77th of 'easily scared of babies'." Fuuta analyzed and wrote it in his ranking book.
'Again with the rankings...' Mira made a sweat drop.
"But don't worry; Mira-nee-chan. Tsuna-ni is at the top of the same ranking." Fuuta also mentioned.
'…I have no words.' Mira thought as she was speechless.
End of Chapter 7
Lol, poor Mira. I guess seeing Tsuna hit by the Dying Will Bullet the second time makes her faint. Third time's the charm, they say. Next chapter…I'm not sure what to write for the time being. Read and Review de Onegai Shimasu! Please Review!!