AN: sorry this is it for tonight. Thanks Kaida Namiko Ginryuu! had to redo this ok re read please
Oi papa, this is Kaliningrad ^-^
First off, Germany and his brother have been calling me names and saying that I took their land! Papa vill beat them up, da?
Number 2: Vhere did you get your pipe from? I vant one just like that so can beat up Poland for stealing Agneska, the headless doll that China gave me.
Number 3: Lithuania vill become one with Kaliningrad, da?
P.S. Auntie Belarus vas looking for papa, so I told her vhere you are. That is ok, da?
Dear Kaliningrad,
I am going to go do that right now(grabs led pipe)
oh that? I got it at Germany's house and ripped it out of the ground.
You can torture them vhile I'm gone, da?
Goodbye for now Russia,
P.S. (face palms) please don't ever do that again Kaliningrad, you're aunt Belarus wants to marry me, and I don't.
AN: thanks for catching that chaoticlight!