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(Holy Cracker you guys. I've become a big MorganXReid shipper, so here s the slashful ending to Guesses)

"MmHmm..." Reid said staring at Morgan. "A light haired, dark skinned beauty. I think you may have gotten a bit confused. My lover doesn't have any hair. But you were right about the dark skin."

"Did I say dark skinned?" Morgan said trying to remember.

"I don't know, I could barely here your conversation."

"Well maybe if you would have come to my house last night instead of watching that marathon-"

"I would still be sore today, and would have made that comment. Only, you would know why, and probably made it very obvious for Garcia to find out."

"She thinks you're with a Mexican." Morgan said pouting.

Reid cuddled up to his boyfriend on the couch. "I like you Morgan. Not some Mexican who calls me 'Bonita'."

"Mmm..." Morgan said as he let his head fall into the crook of Reid neck. "What if I call you Bonita?" he whispered into Reid's ear.

"You can call me Bonita...If you let me watch my marathons at your place."

Reeeiiiddd...C'mon...you know sci-fi annoys me."

"Well then don't call me Bonita."

"You do have an unrequited love with a Spanish guy!"

"Morgan, I love you, but if you please don't shut up soon, I may have to have the group, including you, make more assumptions about me, because I won't be letting you know what I'm doing."

"Reid... Don't do that to me."

"I won't." he said lightly kissing his boyfriend on the lips. "I like you to much to be like that."

Morgan wrapped Reid in an even tighter bear hug. "I like you to pretty boy."