I LOVE this one because it is soooooo loooonnnngggggg!!! Enjoy!!!!
Me&Kana: do do do dodo
Edward: Manamana
Me&Kana: On spring break
Edward: Manamana
Me&Kana: do do do dodo do dodo do dodo do dodo do
Stephenie Meyer: Perfect! That will be great for the school play… Uh I mean… musical.
Emmett, loud and obnoxiously: Hey Rose.
Rosalie, also loud and obnoxious: Yes, Emmett?
Emmett: So when you get a diploma, people ask a lot of questions… and you end up becoming something.
Rosalie: Go on…
Emmett: So if you get a degree in Biology, you ask 'What makes it work?' If you get one in science, you ask 'How does it work?'
Rosalie: What about music? –yelling at the top of her lungs-
Emmett: -grins mischievously- But if you get one in Arts, you ask 'Do you want fries with that?'
They both crack up and fall on the floor, laughing their heads off…
Suddenly, a REALLY thick book whacks Rosalie in the head.
Rosalie: OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emmett: Rose are you o- He is silenced as a blue stiletto heeled boot whacks Emmett in the head
Emmett: OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They both screech in pain and crumple on the floor. After they stop screaming (and the rest of the world takes out the earplugs in their already damaged earlobes) they glance upward to see a fuming Kana and Rachel.
Emmett: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!!!!!!!!
Rachel & Kana simultaneously: YOU INSULTED MUSIC!!!!!!!
Edward runs in with a frantic Alice and Esme.
Eddie (a/n. I LOVE that name… tehee –guilty thoughts-): What happened?
Kana & Rachel: -turn toward them- THEY INSULTED MUSIC!!!!!
Eddie: -gasps and grabs the TV-
Emmett: NOOO!!!! NOT TELLIE!!!!!
Edward: -chucks it at Emmett and Rosalie and it shatters into a million pieces-
Rosalie: -winces in pain and then glares at Emmett- Tellie?!!
Emmett: It was all I could come up with… oh… the memories… -groans and sniffles in pain, apparently both emotional and physical-
Jasper: Oh yeah!! That was when we went to that one store in Japan…
Emmett looks frantically at Jasper and then turns slowly toward Rosalie, wincing. Rosalie glares at him and turns red.
Rosalie: WHAT?! You mean that the time you went to Japan for my wedding dress, you spent it on a TV!!!!!!! You SAID that my dress got lost in the LUGGAGE!!
"What? A TV?!!!" said luggage.
Everyone glances at luggage, VERY confused.
Luggage: What? I knew that Rose's dresses were HEAVY and BIG, but I didn't think that it would fit in that little box.
Rose: -growls at Luggage and pounces towards it-
Luggage: -screams and dashes out door with Rosalie close on its tail-
Rosalie, screeching in the distance: I'm not through with you yet Emmett!!!!
Everyone glances at each other to find that Rachel and Kana are still fuming.
Emmett, whimpering like a baby: I didn't mean it… I meant Art and Drama, too…
Alice and Esme's heads whip up and they begin to growl at him: WHAT?
Emmett brags, thinking they will save his butt, but not noticing their expressions: Oh YEAH!! Art and Drama are a LOT worse than Music in general.
All of the sudden, knives, light bulbs, couches, magazines, desks, makeup, and pretty much anything you can think of start to fly at Emmett's head.
Emmett (or what's left of him after the massacre of miscellaneous items): -groans- What I MEANT to say was that MUSIC was FAR worse!
He pokes his head out from under the pile of rubble only to be drowned again by more junk.
Emmett: JASPER!! HELP!! –moaning-
Jasper, smirks: Nope!! This one's ALL you!!
Emmett's wails fade into the distance as two ultimate massacres take place.
TADAAA!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!