The People In Question

Firstly, a massive thank you for the reviews and votes. Sorry for the wait, but my computer had about 10 viruses and had to get repaired. I must say that divine's review made me chuckle: "i swear if you make it a connon ill tell all my friends which i told them to read this make sukish comments about it were totally sick of canon pairings." Probably not the desired effect, but… Alarni's review also made me smile. Most people have requested that this should be a Bella/Jasper. I now have a plan, so whichever pairing you voted (or hoped) for, you have to keep on reading to find out :P.

Chapter 6

Bella's POV

"OW!"

"Jazz, that's what happens when you put your finger into the saucepan!"

His face contorted into an adorable pout. "But it looked tasty!"

I rolled my eyes. "So… you like Alice, huh?"

"She's cute," he said, hunting through a drawer, "but she insulted my clothes."

I looked at him, trying to see him through a critical eye. "What's up with your clothing?"

"That's what I said!" said Jasper, clearly glad that someone else agreed with him. "She said that I looked, quote, 'pretty fit, but filthy'."

"I'd go along with that," I muttered.

He found a spoon and dipped it into the pan of pasta sauce that I had concocted. He emitted a rather unmanly squeak when it burnt his tongue.

I shooed him out of the way, before draining the pasta and stirring it into the sauce.

"Sorry for leaving you with the prick," said Jasper, "but can you kiss me better now?"

I rolled my eyes, but turned to him and stretched up to kiss his cheek. Jasper, however, had other ideas, and his hands scooped my butt up and he placed me up on the worktop. He nudged my knees apart so that he could stand closer to me, his arms around my waist.

"Come here," he urged, a dopey grin on his face.

I snuggled up to him.

Then he started kissing my neck.

Yuck.

"Jazz, quit it."

He ignored me.

Suddenly, I realized what he was doing. "Eew! Jazz!" I pulled away. "That's gross!"

"It's only a hickey."

"Jasper!"

"What's up with you, darlin'?" he asked, fairly seriously.

"Nothing."

He tilted his head. "Tell me, and I'll give you oral later."

I raised my eyebrows. "And why is that an incentive for me to tell you?"

His eyes glittered mischievously. "I have a very talented tongue. You know that."

I blushed.

"Tell me."

"It's… Edward."

"What did he do to you?" Jasper demanded, fiercely.

"Nothing!" I said, quickly. "Jazz… I kinda like him."

Jasper was silent for a while, and then he raised his hand to his forehead. "I thought this day would never come…" he said, dramatically.

"Jasper."

"Bella fancies Edward, Bella fancies Edward, Bella fancies Edward-"

"Jasper!"

"Bella fancies Edward, Bella fancies-"

"Jazz, help!" I whined. "What do I do?"

"Be you," said Jasper, simply. "Be the utterly wonderful you."

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