Darkness 7013 you are a GENIUS!!! Thanks for the ideas for the next two chapters (or is it three?)… You may take a bow…and a cookie…
This chappie is for you.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLECHOSHIMA!!! I know its a few hours early but work with me here okay…
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And the award for the longest (and craziest) review goes to iscreamdrizzle…! Welcome to the super nutty category, currently occupied by; BlackPANDA xD, litewarior4 and darkness 7013
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Jeff speaking-9tails-kyuubi
Harvey speaking-1 tail-Ichibi
Sharon speaking.-2 tails-Nibi
Ox speaking-8 tails-Hachibi
'Turtle speaking-3tails-Sanbi'
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Disclaimer: Five dollars to whoever gives me Kishimoto's home address…
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Tobi's a good boy
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When they woke up, Nii was gone but they found a note.
Gaara looked at it and tossed it in a trashcan.
"What did it say?" Naruto asked.
Gaara shrugged, "I can't read."
Neither could Naruto…and Nii's chicken scratchings couldn't be deciphered by his five year old eyes even if he could read.
"It probably said she's gone."
Naruto bit his lip. Gaara was probably right.
"I'm really glad the mean lady's gone," Gaara frowned.
"Mean?"
Gaara nodded, pouting cutely.
The 'lady', Nii Yugito, had done the unforgivable.
After dinner at her house…before she'd woken them up to go to bed…she…she…she'd made them…BRUSH THEIR TEETH!!!
Gaara shivered at the memory of the toothbrush imposing on his right to taste his food long after a meal.
It was just too…horrible to recall…and he hoped no five year old would ever have to go through what he had.
They left and decided to go back to the waterfall, this time thinking it would be fun to stand under the falling water…
Oh, the many wonders of the five year old brain…
At noon, they decided to get out of the water (their demons having given up on talking them out of their sudden water obsession) and take naps on the grass.
Jeff wondered how Naruto could love being in the water so much when he hated taking baths…
He figured it was the lack of soap and let the matter go, not wanting to delve too deeply into the kids hygiene lest he recalls the lack thereof.
As the boys napped, the demons took it easy as well.
No one noticed the figure sneaking up on them.
Gaara and Naruto were still asleep when Jeff and Harvey woke up.
Oh no.
Harvey didn't ask this time. He felt it himself.
The ox…and someone else…more…?
Oh crap.
No…no…nonononononononononononono…
This cannot be happening!
Oh crap.
Hello again Jeff…
Jeff desperately wished it was just Sharon but…
Oh crap.
I see your vocabulary's widened greatly Harvey.
No…not him…not the ox! Anyone but the ox! Please universe, have mercy!
'Hi Jeff.'
In that instant, Jeff died prematurely.
It was the turtle.
As Jeff passed out tearfully, he groaned. Why universe why?! I know I said anyone but the ox but no, how could you do this to me?! Not the turtle, NOT THE BLASTED TURTLE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Naruto and Gaara awoke, as if sensing their demons' distress and looked about the dark room. They were other people there…on slanting tables…like they were.
They frowned. Even Nii was there.
The other people were all asleep…or dead.
"They're probably dead…But there's no blood." Gaara said with distaste at the killer's lack of finesse in the killing art.
Harvey smiled despite himself.
Naruto sniffed and giggled when one of the 'dead' people shifted, grunted and snored.
"I guess they aren't dead," Gaara sighed.
Harvey now had a wide grin on his face.
"Hi."
Naruto and Gaara turned their heads to find themselves facing a swirling orange mask.
"Who're you?" Gaara asked.
"I'm Tobi…Tobi's a good boy. Tobi caught the nine demons."
"I'm not a demon. I'm a little boy," Naruto tuck his tongue out at Tobi.
Jeff woke up and grinned. Yes! That's it kid! Be rude!
Tobi seemed to be thinking something over then said, "You're right…the demon's inside you…a demon fox."
"A fox? What are you, stupid? I only have a bunny."
Jeff lowered his head in shame. Well…Naruto was being rude.
Tobi sniffed and turned to Gaara, "And you have a raccoon."
Gaara snorted, "No I don't, idiot. I have widdle wimpy."
"What the heck is a widdle wimpy?"
That's what I'd like to know. Harvey huffed.
"Widdle wimpy is…my big potato!" Gaara shouted cutely.
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What the…his… big…POTATO…! THE KID THINKS I LOOK LIKE A POTATO! WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M KILLING THE LITTLE MONSTER! I DO NOT EVEN REMOTELY-
Hey…you do kinda look like a potato…
He does have a point…in fact, now that I think about it, you are brown and kinda round and-
Oh shut up Sharon.
Tobi skipped away from the only two awake Jinchuuriki and walked out the large dark room humming to himself.
"Tobi's a good boy."
'So…it's been awhile since we had a family reunion.' The turtle started smugly. 'How've you been Natasha?'
Jeff pleaded with the universe and all the powers that be.
Kill me now, just kill me now.
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A/N: Hey people…ten reviews…
Congratulate yourselves.
(1) Darkness 7013: thanks again so much for the ideas…and reviews (for this and 'Attack of the little people' and 'one fine day in Konoha')…
(2) Litewarior4: LOL…hey, that could work…and yes, you are strange, hehe…
(3) Melissax3: thanks…let's see…a pairing? Um…I'm not too sure how I'd manage that…wait, I've got it! *evil laugh* buhahaha mwahahaha!
(4) The Elven-Spear: you snorted in amusement…is that a good thing?
(5) SaphireWhiteWolf: thanks, Jeff is a poor tortured soul…demon…thing…
(6) & (7) BlackPANDA xD: two reviews! Wait…this is a crack fic? Really?! Is that what you think? Random? Me? I mean, just because chocolate is an excellent stress reliever and pie tastes good does not mean I'm random!
Er…yeah…
(8) & (9) iscreamdrizzle: two reviews! And acting as my very own fanfic agent, hehe…thanks mate
(10) and the final reviewer…the reason this chapter was unlocked and uploaded…is…WHAT??? NO ONE?! YOU ONLY MADE IT TO NINE! Can't you people count? Sheesh…fine, I put it up anyway…seeing as you all did deserve this chapter…kinda…I think…maybe…
Ja ne,
Silva