Author's Note: Okay don't be mad; but I've had this done for a minute and was going to upload right after I edited but I want to b consistent with my weekend schedule (uploading on Saturday and Friday).
Thank you guys for being sweet =)

Yesterday was eventful for Jasper and Peridot; their young were finally here. Peridot adjusted well to not being pregnant anymore; she was able to do her work, lift things, and best of all: she was able to see what she'd created.

Jasper, on the other hand, wasn't so well adjusted. She constantly carried the eggs from room to room and refused to leave them even for a second. She'd recently started eating as a pass time and had developed a strong liking for chocolate. She wouldn't go a day without some form of cocoa going into her body. Peridot tried to take as much of it as she could away from Jasper but Jasper had "stashes". There was nothing more aggravating for Peridot than candy bars hitting her in the face when she tried to grab a human book from the book shelf; or finding them taped to the bottom of her robonoids.

"Jasper," Peridot said as she walked onto the ship to the cockpit where Jasper sat examining files, their eggs were in some weird rocking contraption that Jasper found in the basement of the house. "What is this?" Peridot said holding up a 'King Size Captain Fudge Bar'.

Jasper removed her hands from the computer and turned around as her eyes turned back to normal; she stared at the candy her lover held up and had a look of complete righteousness.

"Human food." She said flatly. Peridot glared at Jasper as she turned back around to surfing the ships database.

"Do you know where I found this 'Human Food'?" she was boiling with rage now.

"Human store?" Jasper said as she rolled her eyes. Peridot shook her fists in rage and puffed her eyes out.

"NO! I found it in my hair! How did it even get there?!" Jasper remained straight faced. Not a smile, a snicker, nothing. She felt completely justified in her actions.

"Maybe it fell in there when you went in the food storage (she means the pantry).

"IT WAS TAPED ONTO ME!" Peridot huffed.

"Well sometimes I get hungry when you're down there." Jasper was smiling now, proud of what she'd said.

"Down wh-" Peridot caught her words as she realized what Jasper meant. They were on better terms than before so Peridot had researched nice things to do for a mate and the easiest/most effective way was to "eat" their partner.

Peridot blushed as she realized the gripping pleasure she thought Jasper was having was actually her removing her snack from her hair. The moans must have been her eating that disgusting brown mush and Peridot was particularly aggravated with a statement she'd remembered from the previous night that Jasper had said "Delicious". She even giggled a few times (which Peridot had only heard occasionally) was probably from her eating during sex and getting away with it!

"Yeah, didn't expect that huh? It's just human food. Calm down." Jasper stated as she turned back around to her work.

Peridot threw a silent fit for a few moments before she smiled and went to walk out the door; stepping in the middle of it's frame.

"If that's the case I'll just throw it away." Peridot walked out the door and moved to the left wall, waiting for Jasper's response. Not long after, Jasper ran out the door; she turned to see Peridot with a smirk on her face as she raised the candy bar up.

Jasper summoned her crash helmet and reached for the candy; Peridot put the candy bar inside of her gem; after doing this she summoned her blaster and pointed it towards Jasper.

"Peri…" Jasper said in a cooperative tone, a glaring smile etched to her face.

"Jasper." Peridot said flatly.

"Haven't things been nice?" Jasper said as she winked at Peridot.

"Screw you, Jasper." Peridot said flatly.

"Give me the candy bar, Peridot." Jasper was angry now; her eye was twitching with rage.

"Come get it." Peridot said as she waved her gun around at Jasper.

"Peridot, I will break your leg." Jasper said in all seriousness.

"I'll shoot you in yours." Peridot said cocking her head.

Jasper stared her lover down as she contemplated lunging at her. They wondered what the other was thinking.

Jasper's Thoughts: Peridot's weak; she can't handle that gun well enough. She's heavy, granted, but not sturdy. But how would I get my candy out of her gem? Torture? No, she's been through labor… I might be able to fuse with her and take it… I don't want to do that.

Peridot's Thoughts: I'm not really going to shoot her: Maybe in the leg, can't risk damaging her gem… hmm.

Jasper folded her arms as she glared Peridot down. Peridot's arm was getting tired but she didn't let it bother her.

"What are your demands?" Jasper asked as she retracted her crash helmet to her gem.

"I want you to take me out on a date, stop eating so much chocolate, and I want you to let the eggs be. They won't hatch any time soon and it worries me that you might drop them." Peridot pouted as Jasper glared at Peridot's gem; still thinking of ways to get her candy bar back.

"…" she was silent as she thought over the proposition. "My kids… or my treat?" Jasper cupped her chin with her index and thumb; truly thinking over the offer.

"Agreed, on a few conditions?" Jasper said as she looked at Peridot. "You get to spend time with the eggs. But I get 3 hours out of the day until they hatch; not counting their cleanings. I'll cut back on chocolate but you have to plan out the date." Jasper tilted her head back awaiting Peridot's answer.

"Fair, you also have to wear a shirt I got for you when I was in town today and you have to wear it." Peridot smiled at her proposition.

"Agreed." Jasper said, in her mind she thought "Sucker."

Peridot phased the candy bar from her gem and outstretched her hand to Jasper. Jasper was about to snatch the delicacy from Peridot but Peridot drew the hand holding the candy bar back and wiggled her other hands index finger; retrieving the shirt from her gem. She handed it to Jasper who stared at the grey fabric before putting it on. Peridot handed the candy to Jasper who quickly started to eat it; her eyes shut as her moans of long awaited pleasure surfaced.

Peridot turned to walk away as Jasper smirked at her "victory".

"Oh yeah, 10 minutes from now you better be in our room. You don't want your shirt to be a lie." Peridot laughed as she walked off the ship.

Jasper raised a brow as she looked down at her shirt, in bold red letters it read "Orgasm Donor" Jasper blinked as her cheeks turned red. She smiled as she tried to force back laughter, failing, she laughed hysterically.

"She's not bad." Jasper said as she stuffed her face with more chocolate.