LS7: So many people are really enjoying this and it's because you all that I write these fics… So this chappie is for all you guys out there^^
Kratos:……..Blah! blah! blah!
LS7: Hey! I love that song…*Starts singing*
Kratos:…………………..?
Scene 7: "Dying and not liking it!"
Scene starts in the usual manner… Kratos angers the Gods, they smite him, he beats a couple of bad guys… Then goes to hell… again… You guys know the damn drill!! Kratos is now in hell cause he did something really, really stupid… AGAIN!!!
Hades:…….Seriously….? Kratos! Why when ever I turn around I have to see you…?
Kratos: Oh whatever! Like your face is something I desire to see. Hence the reason you were a helmet… If the dead don't want to see your face…!!!
*A random dead lady who happened to hear their conversation, joins in on the topic of discussion just cause there wasn't much to do in hell… Except being…well…dead.*
Random dead lady:……… Um Kratos is right, you sacred me half to death when you showed your face….. And I'm already dead….
*An eerie silence lingers after that sentence… Everything stops to look at Kratos, Hades, and the random dead woman… Even the souls dropping from the world of the living….*
Kratos: Was that suppose to be…. Um what is it again…?
*Hades Looking bored and checks his nails….*
Hades:…….Um funny?
Kratos: Ah! Yes…funny….!
*Because the joke was so lame and more painful then a siren's yell, Kratos just destroyed her with the blades of Chaos and walked away pissed as hell…Hahaha puns….*
Hades:………………Um?
Kratos: I hate hell!!! It's so stupid and boring!!!! Where are the damn chicks?
Hades: Uh? There are no chickens here….But there's some at KFC and Popeyes…!
*Again… that creepy silence comes back… You know, that pregnant pause where things are really awkward…? Yeah… that!*
Kratos:…………………………….
Hades:……………………………..
Everyone in hell:………………………..
Kratos: KFC? Popeyes?! How about I pop your eyes!? HOW ABOUT THAT YOU IDIOT!?!
Hades:……….um sorry!?
*Blood is everywhere as Kratos dukes it out with the God of death… So much irony in that fight… Kratos obviously wins just because he's awesome… and gorgeous!!!*
Kratos: Jeez… enough with the stupid puns and crappy ironic statements….
Random soul thing: DEAD A DOORNAIL!!!
*Moments later… almost if not every soul in hell has been killed in numerous ways… Kratos walks away in the same bad ass way that he does… Suddenly, the narrator interrupts the scene to talk to Kratos…*
Narrator: Maybe you can be the new "God of Death!" Seeing as everywhere you go death follows you… Also-
Kratos: Say *OMG the children !!!!* something else *What a bad name!!!* and I'll rip you into to little *Whatcha Say!?*tiny pieces so that no one will *Say that again!?*find you!! TRY ME!!!!!! *Censored to the point where it's one page!!!!!!*
Narrator:………………Okay nice chat! Bye!!!!
*Narrator leaves in a bored manner while Kratos looks around curiously*
Kratos:…….So? Um…………yeah! I'm all alone…..yeah……Wonder what Zeus is doing?
*Up in the place that is called awesomeness- I mean Olympus…*
Zeus:…..Oh hell no! He ain't coming up in this place!!!! Oh hell to the D.A.M.N. NO!!!
Scene ends…(In bewilderment…)
LS7:……………….
Kratos:…………….
LS7: Hehehehe!
Kratos: You need help! You know that right?
LS7: Look who calls the kettle black!!!!
Kratos: What?
LS7:…………………………….........*Sighs*
Kratos: What'd I say?!