Team Obnoxious: Wendy, Pauline, Jojora, Flurrie, Ms. Mowz, Starlow, Luvbi, Monty Mole, Goombario, Fly Guy, Blooper, Waluigi
Team Idiot: Toadette, Dixie, Birdo, Watt, Sushie, Lakilulu, Boshi, Petey, Wiggler, Kooper
"Aaaaaaand welcome back to Mario Party Deluxe, the show where bitches get stitches! We have got 15 votes so, once again, a big thank you to you viewers for voting!" Mario said.
"Yes, let's also thank the viewers for getting rid of Wendy Koopa, which should happen this episode. And if it doesn't, then I'll eat my own fingernails!" Jojora said.
"Plus, we also need a freaking girl to be eliminated for once! Enough with the hate on the males already!" Goombario cried.
"HA! Those words are gonna come bite you in the ass, Jojora! Just you wait!" Wendy laughed.
"Wait a second, how can words exactly bite someone? That doesn't make any sense!" Watt gasped. Everyone in the stage room groaned and slapped their foreheads.
"It's a mystery how that chick ever got past the auditions..." Waluigi whispered.
"Let's get to the more exciting part now, okay? OKAY!? THAT MEANS NO INTERRUPTIONS, GOT IT!?" Mario roared while pointing at a random audience member.
"Mario, please, just stop it already. This job is CLEARLY going to your head...anyways, the votes. The people that got zero votes were Fly Guy, Blooper, Ms. Mowz, and Flurrie," Luigi said.
"Goodness gracious, it seems that the audience favors me more than I thought! My comeback onto the stage is getting closer than I ever dreamed of, I tell you!" Flurrie cheered.
"Can you shut the (BLEEP) up already?" Boshi spoke, making the audience gasp and shriek.
"The only reason why no one is voting for you is because you are forgettable and you fly under the radar, NOT because the audience likes you or anything. Get a damn reality check already. You're not even that talented of an actress nor are you that beautiful," Pauline put the diva in check. The audience gasped again while Flurrie dropped her jaw.
"Uhh...right...let's move on before another argument/catfight occurs! The people that got only one vote were Waluigi, Starlow, Luvbi, and Jojora," Luigi spoke.
"Who is the bloody nitwit that voted for me? I demand to know that the names of the people who voted us to be revealed from here on out!" Luvbi demanded.
"Can you calm your ass down already? You only got one vote. It's not the end of the world," Jojora rolled her eyes.
"Excellent! I'm so happy that I get to remain in the game with you, Blooper!" Starlow jumped for joy.
Blooper had a look of surprise then blushed. "R-R-R-Really? Me? That's...um...thanks! I think..."
"The next people that got two votes were Pauline and Goombario," Luigi revealed.
"I knew I would be safe. There's no way people are gonna let me leave before that 'thing' over there will," Pauline said in disguste while pointing at Wendy.
"I knew I'd be safe too! I'm too likable to get out this early!" Goombario snickered.
Waluigi cracked up in laughter. "Is that what you tell yourself after every episode?"
"Wait a second...that means the only two people left that haven't been revealed are me and Wendy! Oh god, I can't believe my legs are shaking! This is the most nervous I've ever felt in my life since that time I had to give an oral presentation to, like, 300 people in an English class at the Mushroom Kingdom University. I'm telling you, that place is WAY overcrowded!" Monty Mole shrieked.
"Everytime you speak, I can't help but cringe," Birdo commented.
"You may be annoying, but at least you're not a nasty, two timing, rat-faced loser who thinks she runs the world. Let's get this overwith!" Jojora said.
"Well, here goes nothing...let's see if luck will play in my favor again..." Wendy gulped in suspense.
"Yes, the last two are indeed Wendy and Monty! One of you got three votes and the other got four votes. The person that got four votes and is leaving right now is...
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Monty Mole! Wendy, you're safe with three votes!" Luigi revealed. The crowd freaked out.
"WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (BLEEP) YOU VIEWERS FOR NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH TO GET RID OF THIS (BLEEP)!" Jojora raged.
"YES! I AM VICTORIOUS ONCE AGAIN! You losers can try all you want to get rid of me, but I ain't going anywhere for a long time!" Wendy cackled.
"Fantastic. Another day of dealing with this fatass," Pauline grumbled.
"What? How on earth did I get more votes than Wendy? Can someone to explain why I would get eliminated over someone who is known to belittle people in such a harsh way for no reason whatsoever?" Monty asked.
"I can think of PLENTY of reasons for why people would want you gone. Now get out of here!" Mario yelled and kicked Monty off the stage with his own foot.
Team Obnoxious - Girls' Hotel Room
"WHERE IS IT!? GAH! I KNOW I KEPT IT RIGHT IN MY BAG!" Wendy shrieked while frantically searching through her bag.
"What the hell are you doing?" Jojora asked.
"My lip gloss is gone! The last thing that I remember is using it, then putting it in my bag. These luscious lips get chapped so easily and I refuse to go back out on stage looking like they spent a whole day basking in the sun!" Wendy yelled.
"ANOTHER item has been stolen? Who on earth is so desperate enough to gather people's germ-infested products for their own personal use? Is this what poor people do on a daily basis?" Luvbi questioned.
"Oh get over it, you overweight egomaniac! That lip gloss isn't gonna cover up the fact that you had injections in those things like three times because you have this idea that it will somehow make you look more beautiful even though you're one of those ugliest people on the planet!" Jojora spat.
"Bitch, you better back your skinny ass away from me unless you want me to mess you up like I did with Pauline!" Wendy threatened while cracking her knuckles.
"HA! You really thought you messed me up? Who was the one who got a bloody nose in the end?" Pauline rolled her eyes.
"You were the one who stole it, huh? I guess punching me just wasn't enough to get revenge!" Wendy then spat on to Pauline's dress, grossing everyone else out.
"EWWW! THAT IS SO DISGUSTING! AND I JUST BOUGHT THIS DRESS TWO WEEKS AGO!" Pauline squealed then tackled Wendy to the floor.
"I shall help you, Wendy! No one brings down the infamous, glamorous, and fabulous Madame Flurrie without some type of karma!" Flurrie called out and joined in on the catfight while Jojora filmed it all again with her phone.
Starlow witnessed all this and shook her head. "I don't understand what's so hard about getting along. This is just going to hurt us badly in the end...plus a possible trip to the hospital..."
"You wanna know what the worst part is though? I'm so upset over my stuff being stolen that I can't even steal anything else! Is this what it truly feels like when your most precious and valuable items are gone for all eternity? To feel so dark and lonely and depressed and...and...WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Ms. Mowz exploded in tears.
Team Obnoxious - Boys Hotel Room
"There are now four of us guys left. My god, it feels so empty in here now..." Goombario shivered.
"Way to state the obvious. Gold medal for you," Waluigi scowled.
"Oh, go eat a hamburger for once in your life!" Goombario retorted.
"I still wanna know who stole my 3DS. I mean, I don't understand what I did so wrong that made someone go through my stuff and take it like it was free! It's...it's because I'm ugly isn't it!? Compared to everyone else on the show, I'm a lot less pretty!" Blooper cried.
"Stop beating yourself up! You're one of the sexiest creatures I've ever seen in my life! Just looking at you drives me wild!" Fly Guy spazzed out.
The other three widened their eyes at him and slowly backed away.
"...Yeeeaaaahhh...anyways, clearly you're not that ugly if Starlow is into you. You should ask her out once the next challenge is over!" Goombario suggested.
"And take her where, the dumpster area? We're not allowed to go outside the premises while we're still in the game you big dummyhead!" Waluigi yelled.
"You know what, Waluigi? That's it! I'm tired of you insulting me all the time! I'm going to give you the biggest headbonk bashing EVER!" The braniac growled.
"Bring it on, bitch! Prepare for my giant elf foot to meet your face!" Waluigi leapt forward and the two instantly got into a brawl.
"Hey Blooper, about your 3DS...Detective Fly Guy is on the case for it! I shall search every area high and low as much as I can! I will not give up until I find the light that shows me the way! WAYOOO!" Fly Guy speeched then front flipped into the wall, leaving a huge hole.
Team Idiot - Girls' Hotel Room
"WAAAAHHHHHHH! I STILL CAN'T FIND MY MAKEUP KIT!" Lakilulu complained.
"Who cares? You still look just as ugly without it!" Sushie pouted.
"Speaking of which, I've overheard from the other team that some of their stuff has been stolen as well, and one of the people's stuff that got stolen was Ms. Mowz's!" Dixie gossiped.
"Huh. I was about to say that it was most likely the freaky mouse chick, but since her stuff is gone, I guess we have another klepto on the loose!" Birdo replied.
"Why would Ms. Mowz steal her own stuff though? I know that she's a kleptomaniac and all but that totally doesn't make any sense! Can anyone explain this to me?" Watt asked.
"Did you not hear what Birdo just said? God, you are such a...UGH! I'm glad we aren't friends anymore! You're nothing but an annoyance!" Sushie angrily accused.
"Well...um...at least I'm not a fish!" Watt retorted.
*Cricket noises*
Toadette rolled her eyes. "ANYWAYS! So who do you think has been stealing stuff? My guess is on Fly Guy, there is something a little bit cuckoo bananas about that kid!" Toadette said.
"Too early to say now, but all I know is, if MY stuff was ever stolen you can bet that the you-know-what is gonna hit the fan! I'll make sure the police are involved too!" Dixie snapped.
"I remember one time this slut stole Lakilester from me...I was crying about it for days and my mom actually smacked me because she was tired of hearing my cry all the time, which made me cry even more so I was kicked out of the house for a while and stayed at my Aunt Jemimah's until I got over it!" Lakilulu said.
"Can you go somewhere else? You're taking up our breathing space!" Birdo said in disgust.
Team Idiot - Boys Hotel Room
"DRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNK IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!" Petey screeched/sung while chugging down some Kool-Aid.
"I'm sorry to tell you this Petey, but you are not suited to be a singer. In fact, if you were to release a CD, everyone who listens to it will probably end up cutting their ears off," Boshi spoke.
"That's a little too harsh don't you think? He isn't that bad! Well...if you take away the fact that his voice gives me a headache sometimes of course," Wiggler confessed.
"I speak nothing but the truth. Don't expect me to sugarcoat anything because I will be blunt and straightforward. That's just how I roll," Boshi said while grinning then sipped on some watermelon juice.
"I don't care what you guys say about me, I'm just gonna have some fun while riding on my surfboart! Surfboart! Surfboart!" Petey sung again.
"Why are you pronouncing it like that!? Do you want me to become frustrated and go into psycho killer mode again!?" Wiggler panicked.
"Don't let it get to you, Wiggler. Just be like me. Calm, collected, and not giving a bother about what anyone else is doing nor what they say about us. Just sit down, think to yourself, and relax for the entire day and repeat for the next day and so on and so forth," Kooper spoke in the blandest tone anyone could ever imagine.
"So basically...you want him to be a complete bore?" Boshi asked while raising an eyebrow.
"And welcome back to Mario Party Deluxe! This game is really getting down to the wire isn't it!?" Luigi asked in excitement.
"Uhhhh only five people have left so far," Sushie spoke.
"Don't ruin my moment!" Luigi snapped. "Anyways, let's hurry on to the next-"
CRASH!
A humongous figure smashed through the ceiling and landed on Mario and Luigi, crushing the both of them. Everyone screamed and backed away.
"WOAH! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?" Jojora shrieked.
"I know who it is, it's the phantom of the opera!" Watt gasped.
"Do I look like a (BLEEP)ing phantom to you!? My name is Kool-Aid Bro, I'm the brother of the one and only Kool-Aid Man! I'm here to get my revenge on whichever of you losers killed my bro!" Kool-Aid Bro threatened.
"THE KOOL-AID MAN IS DEAD!? OH NO!" Goombario cried.
"OH NO!" Birdo yelled.
"OH NO!" Dixie yelled.
"OH NO!" Blooper yelled.
"OH NO!" Waluigi yelled.
"OH NO!" Watt yelled.
"OH NO!" Birdo yelled.
"Oh no," Kooper spoke.
"OH YEAH!" Fly Guy shouted. Everyone gave him blank stares.
"SHUT THE HELL UP, ALL OF YOU! If the bastard who destroyed my bro doesn't confess, I'm flooding this entire place with kool-aid which means no more game show!" He roared.
"And this is a bad thing, because...?" Wendy raised an eyebrow.
"No game show equals no prize money!" Kool-Aid Bro responded.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! I NEED THE MILLION COINS SO BADLY SO I CAN BUILD MY OWN CASTLE AND HIRE A BUNCH OF PIANTA SLAVES TO DO MY DIRTY WORK AND SERVE ME GRAPES!" Fly Guy weeped.
"Ugh...don't...listen...to the juice freak! Okay, new challenge! Whichever team either gets this guy out of here or destroys him will win and receive immunity! YOU BETTER HOPE YOU DIDN'T BREAK MY BACK YOU OVERRATED DRINK!" Mario yelled.
"No problem! I got rid of one of these guys before, so another one is no biggie!" Boshi laughed.
Kool-Aid Bro gasped. "You were the one who killed my brother!? GAAAHHHHHH! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!" He then unleashed a wave of kool-aid towards him from his mouth. Team Idiot screamed and scattered just in time for the liquid to splash all over the walls. Kool-Aid Bro grunted in frustration and let out another wave of juice towards the audience.
"Stop it you bad man! They didn't have any part of this whatsoever!" Starlow yelled and kicked Kool-Aid Bro's glass leg, not even making a scratch.
"Buzz off you yellow dot!" Kool-Aid Bro growled and drenched her in Kool-Aid, making her cry.
"Hey, you jerk! Pick on somebody your own size!" Blooper yelled and squirted ink onto his face.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T SEE A DAMN THING! I BETTER NOT GET AN INFECTION!" Kool-Aid Bro squealed and started to stumble around.
"SOMEONE, KILL HIM ALREADY! I DON'T CARE WHO JUST DO IT NOW BEFORE HE SOAKS MY EXPENSIVE CLOTHES!" Luvbi wailed.
"I got this! Watch out!" Pauline spoke and took off her heel. She aimed as best as she could and threw it with all her might at Kool-Aid Bro. All it did was just knock him over on his butt, not even cracking his glass.
"WOW PAULINE! Great job, you really know how to handle a life threatening situation!" Wendy criticized. She was then hit in the face by Pauline's other heel, which resulted in yet another catfight.
"Grrrrrrr! You know what? I don't care if I can't see! I'M FLOODING THIS CRAPHOLE!" Kool-Aid Bro yelled and unleashed an even bigger wave of liquid.
"RUN FOR IT!" Waluigi shrieked and the other contestants attempted to get the hell out of there...except for Lakilulu who was pushed over by Petey on accident.
"OW! WAIT, YOU GUYS! SOMEONE HELP ME! SAVE ME FROM MY WET AND STICKY DOOM!" Lakilulu called out but it was too late since the Kool-aid wave crashed into her and flooded the entire stage.
"I can't believe he actually did that. Oh well, it will all turn out okay in the end one way or another," Kooper said with zero emotion.
"Hold on, I've got an idea. Wiggler, I'm gonna have to use you for this! You're gonna have to get into psycho rage mode so you'll hopefully be able to smash that freak apart!" Dixie said.
"I-I-I-I don't know if I can do it! It seems too risky!" Wiggler cried while shaking in his knees.
"GET OUT THERE AND DO IT YOU WHINY SLIMEBALL!" Jojora barked.
"STOP YELLING AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Wiggler screeched and turned red then charged out onto the stage.
"What the hell are you guys thinking!? If Wiggler destroys him then the Idiots will win! No way am I letting that happen!" Waluigi pointed out and ran out onto the stage as well. Because of his long legs, he caught up to Wiggler easily, but he had to do something before the caterpillar reached him. With all of his strength, he jumped forward and barely managed to land on the inside of Kool-Aid Bro.
"YES! Haha, I successfully did it! I am the man! Yeah! So...um...crap, now what do I do?" Waluigi blanked.
Psycho Wiggler crashed into Kool-Aid Bro, shattering him apart into and letting out the remaining juice. Waluigi got thrown off the stage while Wiggler crashed into the wall.
"Ugh...and the winner is...Team Idiot! Thank you for getting rid of that cad, now if you'll excuse us, the paramedics will be coming here soon to take us away. MAKE SURE TO TREND IT ON TWITTER FOR US TO GET WELL!" Mario yelled to the cameras then dropped his back down.
EOC.
Next chapter, two temporary hosts will be taking over. One of them was already shown in the first chapter while the other is a blonde beauty.