FILLER CHAPTER! =D
Sabrina: Ssssooooo, what's up with this?
Puck: *rolls his eyes and crosses his arms* Saharasiam is too lazy to finish the next chapter before December.
Saharasiam: HEY! MY CAFEINE SUPPLY HAS BEEN CUT DANGEROUSLY LOW! *angry face*
Daphne: Yeah, she's like, barely allowed one a day.
Sabrina: *points at me* THAT CHICK DOESN'T NEED CAFFEINE! Don't you remember what happened LAST TIME she had more than one caffeinated drinks in a day?
Saharasiam: *rolls eyes back in head and giggles, smiling wide, remembering.*
Daphne, Red, and Batseye: ….. 0_o…
Sabrina: SEE?
Saharasiam: Well, your statement may be completely correct and I don't own most of you (with the exception of Batseye, the bunnies, and a few ocs you have not seen yet) , but all are just figments of people's imaginations, and I can make you do WHATEVER I WANT…. *evil glint in eye, gigantic fire appears behind me, starts my evil laugh. I ruin the moment by nibbling on the foot-long Slim-Jim.* Omnomnom….
All but me: ….. 0_0
Saharasiam: STOP JUDGING ME!
Sabrina: …. No one said anything….
Saharasiam: YOU WERE THINKING IT! *shields Slim-Jim and eye twitches.*
All: *sweat drop*
Saharasiam: *turns to readers* 'Sup kiddies and not-kiddies! I know y'all are OH-SO-EXCITED for our next chapter, an' it's gonna be a big 'un, so I decided to give you this COMPLETELY RANDOM chapter to quench your thirst for *AITH! Aaaaaannnnndddd… this excerpt! (* Another in the house)
Henry smiled slightly and looked at his watch. At that, he nearly chocked on the large gulp of coffee he had just taken. "Mom, you, Jake, and the kids had better get goin' if you don't wanna be late!"
"I CALL NOT SITTING ON SOMEONE'S LAP!" Daphne called immediately. Sabrina grumbled. This was going to be a VERY long day.
HUR-AH!
Batseye: That chapter's gonna be fun! ^-^
Saharasiam: Oh, Batseye, so sweet and oblivious…. *pets her head, yells randomly* LET'S PLAY MUSICAL CHAIRS, KE$HA STYLE! *5 chairs appear and a boom-box appear from nowhere*
Sabrina: HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?
Saharasiam: Sabrina, Sabrina, Sabrina, you'd think after living in a town full of magic for about a year you'd learn to expect things like this…. * shakes head slowly, presses a button on a random remote, and "Your Love Is My Drug" by Ke$ha starts to play on the boom-box.* Les' pump it UP!
Puck: *raises his hand*
Saharasiam: Yes, Puck?
Puck: How do you play "musical chairs" ?
Saharasiam: Well, you circle the chairs, which are placed back to back, whilst I am playing Ke$ha on the boom-box. When the music stops, you sit down as fast as you can to win. The point is to CRUSH YOU ENEMY'S LITTLE HEARTS AN' WIN VICTORIOUS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough cough* …. It's great battle training!
Puck: * grins giddily* I'm gonna like this game.
Saharasiam: LET'S START 'DIS PAR-TAY!
All but me: *circle the chairs as the music plays. The music stops, and everyone but Batseye sits down. It's obvious she has no idea what to do.*
Saharasiam: Batseye, you're out! Let's take a chair!
Puck: Take a chair? Then I might not be able to sit down! I am a king!
Saharasiam: Puck….
Puck: I AM A KING! I do not have to give up my chair to you filthy common folk-
Saharasiam: *scary face* PUCKGIVEMETHECHAIR.
Puck: O-O HEREYOUGO! *hands me the chair*
Saharasiam: Thanks sweetie! ^-^ *starts the music back up*
*the game goes on, and Red then Daphne are kicked out. All that's left is Puck and Sabrina. They circle around the chairs for a bit and the music stops.*
Sabrina: *sits in the chair* AHA!
Puck: *pushes her out of the chair quickly and sits down* I WIN!
Sabrina: *gets up, fuming.* THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Puck: *gets up and stares at her about an inch away.* Everything I DO is fair. I won fair and square, for I am the king of Faerie!
Sabrina: Well, wanna know what I think?
Puck: WHAT?
Sabrina: *seethes* Well, I think YOU are a ROYAL pain in the ne-
Saharasiam: *pushes Sabrina into Puck and they are locked into an accidental kiss.*
Daphne, Red, and Batseye: *squeals*
Sabrina: *stares for a bit*
Puck: *stares back*
Sabrina: *pushes away, looks at me angrily* WHY THE HECK DIDJA DO THAT?
Saharasiam: *shrugs my shoulders* I dunno, just felt like the moment needed it….
Sabrina: *scowls*
Puck: *scowls too*
Both: *jump at me and one of those cartoon dust/fight clouds pop up around us.*
Saharasiam: *head pops out of the cloud for a short while* I DON'T OWN SISTERS GRIMM, SLIM-JIMS, OR "YOUR LOVE IS MY DRUG"! *head is pulled back in and you hear fight sounds.* OWWWW! NOT THE FACE!
I promise, I did not take any time out of writing the next "SCHOOL!" chapter to write this, I was working on it as I typed this.
Review button: Please click me, I'm lonely! *sad face*
Peace, love, and tacos peeps!
-Saharasiam