Boo.

Okay, so my deepest, deepest DEEPEST apologies for the last chapter. I totally hated it, and afterwards I was kicking myself because of it (and because I was doing that rather than homework and got told off)

But if it helps, because it was rubbish, I decided to update quicker! XD

I'm currently knitting… Hm… It gives me epiphanies!!

My thanks to: Dru, Lyra the Badwolf, doctor-who-mad-gal, andkateg123 for reviewing!

Oh, and the same applies to before, if you have any spoilers PM me.

AND (last but most certainly NOT least) Thanks to… Doctor-who-mad-gal!! –Applause- for great help, and showing me John Barrowman's autograph!!

"Right" This should be simple.

Should be.

"Just give me the damn knife!" I snapped to minion.

(I've forced the medical man to help me)

"Well, it kinda depends on what one you want" He said to me.

Do I look like I care?

"All of them then!" I snapped.

Jack looked up at me; I think he was starting to get worried.

"Actually, you know, I think we should just call it a- OW!!" He screamed.

Always wanted to do that.

"You just kicked him in the crotch!!" Owen yelled, defending his own. Just in case.

"Oh god" Jack groaned on the floor.

"Knife!" I snapped at Owen, who backed away.

With any help, he'll tell me what a knife is.

"Private down" Jack whimpered.

I looked up at Coffee/eye candy boy, who was gawping at him.

"Well, I wouldn't say Private" I laughed. He glared at me "What? Don't tell me you never did the tape measure thing"

"It lied!" He said quickly.

Ah, that's what I thought…

Jack grabbed onto a table and pulled himself up "That- Was uncalled for!"

"Yeah yeah. Sit!" I snapped, pointing at the table, I grabbed something (it looked sharp and like it could do a lot of damage!)

WAIT! What would Doctor-oh-so-hot-but-crap-at-relationships-in-ER-or-some-over-dramatic-medical-show do?

"Okay, so I'm going to saw you up... And, you know... Watch as you die" I said to Jack.

That's what they do, right?

I moved the sharp thing closer towards Jack "Now- Stay still"

"DARLING, WHERE ARE YOU?!"

Crap.

Oh crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.

This isn't happening.

It was my wrist strap. We all stared at it.

"…What?" Jack laughed.

"DARLING!!" She screeched again. Jack grabbed my wrist.

"Hello?" He said, trying hard not to laugh.

This isn't happening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening!!

"HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU?"

"Who is that?" Owen said.

"Um… No-one…" I muttered.

"Well she seems to know you!" Jack said.

"DARLING, THE TABLES HAVE BEEN BOOKED AND WE HAVE THAT APPOINTMENT WITH THE DOCTOR AT ONE, REMEMBER? WE REALLY MUST ASK HIM ABOUT YOUR-"

Jack blinked at me as I hurriedly turned the thing off.

"That is Alice" I muttered, "She knows me. I know her. You know"

"Okay then…"

"I mean, she's hot. Like H-O-T, but… A bit…"

Jack raised his eyebrows.

"Very… OTT"

But a hot OTT girl at that.

WAIT! Hang on a minute. HANG ON ONE LITTLE OTT GIRL SECOND.

I spun around "Ah"

Crud.

Eye Candy (or Ianto as he preferred), Nerd-I-know-where-you-live-because-I-can-hack girl (or Tish or something-I forget) and The Doctor dude were all there.

With guns.

"I thought they didn't work"

Nerd Girl rolled her eyes, as if it was obvious "Yeah, I hacked into your signal, then dissected the…"

Oh, here we go.

Twenty Minutes later.

"And then closed it" She finished "And that's how these guns not work"

Sorry, let me just get out of my pyjamas!

"Sorry, you're just too slow" Jack said limping up behind me "I-ow… Think you should spend the night in the cells, just 'till we think of what to do with you"

Life's a bitch.

"Okay" I snapped as one of them grabbed me "Ooh... Kinky"

They pushed me into the cell.

So here I am. Alone with only my thoughts and an ugly thing to accompany me.

Oh god, I'm going to die here!

Do fish burp?

I just cant get you out of my head…

It's begun.

La la la, la la la la la, la la la, la la la la laaaa…

"GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING CELL!!" I screamed, banging my fists against the wall.

"Language" A voice said, through the intercom.

I just can't get you out of my head

"Someone kill me"

Boy your loving is all I think about

The creature thing growled

I just can't get you out of my head

"Not you!"

Boy it's more than I dare to think about

"NNNNOOOOOOO!!"

Yeah, so that's the chapter. I was going to cut Jack up, but the thought of blood makes me feel a bit funny (weirdly enough, I don't faint at the sight of other peoples blood… Just my own)

That last bit, with the italics was jsut him going a bit.. you know... loopy (not that he wasn't already)

XD

Hope this chapter is a bit better. Once again, my apologies for the last chapter.

Please r&r, no flames.

-ivy-