A/N: So, this is a little weirder than m normal stuff, but the idea hit and it made me laugh. Read and review? Enjoy!
Book: "Snitch" by Allison Van Diepen
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Pimp My Ride
Cameros, Nissans, Echoes, Fords, Dodges… even his sister's BMW; he watched as they rolled into the school parking lot, one by one, slowly filling up the spaces. The driver's of the vehicles exited, laughing with other witches, devils, and goblins, as they made their way toward the door to their classes.
Ever since he came to Forks, this was one of his few traditions. On Halloween, he would lean against his car door and gaze out at the "tricked up" cars. Last year, one guy tried to make his black Mazda look like the Bat Mobile.
What a disaster that had been, he thought as he remembered the badly spray painted fins and cardboard bat symbol on the grill. Too bad this year, no one was half as created. The best thing to pull into the lot so far had been a beat up decked out like the Mystery Machine.
No, there was never one vehicle that could compare to his normal, silver Volvo; the only holiday decoration being a pumpkin shaped deodorizer hanging from the rear-view mirror.
Just then, with the clip-clop of thunderous hooves, came a strong black horse with dull grey eyes. It made itself comfortable next to a blue Honda before rearing up, only to come down just as abruptly. The rider hopped down decked out in full Victorian garb, complete with a long velour cape. And sitting a top of the lace collar, was a pumpkin.
The forbidding figure locked his fiery eyes with Edward for a long moment, before turning towards the school.
Edward was speechless. Every year, including the present, he had believed his Volvo to be the coolest car, even on Halloween. But he had to admit, the horse was pretty cool.