AUTHORSNOTE HI GUYS I'M BACK WHITH PART7 OF A SERIES OF KYNDY ONESHOTS IT'S AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF YOU'RE GETTING OLDER AND ASSBURGERS WELL SOME OF IT R&R ENJOY ENDNOTE

You're getting older/ass burgers alternate version.

"Hey Kyle can I talk to you?" asked Wendy, "Sure" replied Kyle. "I'm just worried about Stan maybe we could all go to his house and talk to him together" said Wendy. "No I'm sorry Wendy but I can't ever since his diagnoses his been making me feel depressed. It's like a black hole sucking the life out of people" replied Kyle walking off; "Looks like I'm going to do this myself" Wendy told herself, as she left to Stan's new house. "Knock, knock, knock" "Oh hi Wendy Stan's in his room" said Sharon; "Thanks Miss Marsh" said Wendy walking up to Stan's room. "Knock, knock, knock" "Hey Stan we need to talk" said Wendy walking inside, "Hey Wendy what makes You think I want to hear you fucking problems!" said Stan, "Stan your making everyone feel depressed AHH!" screamed Wendy as Stan broke an empty scotch bottle on her head.

Wendy felt blood trickle down her face; "FUCK YOU STAN I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN" she cried running out of his room thru the front door slamming it. She ran until she reached Kyle's house, "knock knock, knock" "Wendy? What happened to your head?" asked Kyle before he felt her squeeze her arms around him, and cried into his shirt, "I went to talk to Stan, and he yelled at me and broke a bottle on my face" she sobbed. "That unbelievable son of a bitch" said Kyle; "Do you think I'll need stitches?" asked Wendy, Kyle took a closer look at Wendy's head, "Nah I don't think it will come on" said Kyle as they went Into the Bathroom and Kyle got the first aid kit down and grabbed some beta dean and a tissue. "Okay Wendy just hold still this will stop it from getting infected" said Kyle putting some beta dean on the tissue, then putting it on Wendy's cut.

"AHH Jesus!" said Wendy, "I know I know I'm sorry" said Kyle wiping the blood from her cut and putting a dressing followed by a band aid. "Okay all done" said Kyle; "Thank you Kyle" said Wendy kissing his cheek, "It's my pleasure Wendy" said Kyle; "I just can't believe he'd do something like this" Said Wendy. "Hey its okay Wendy there are a lot of other boys out there" replied Kyle smiling, "Like you?" asked Wendy "Hu? Mphhh" asked Kyle but was cut off when Wendy Kissed Him. Once they parted, "Wanna be my new boyfriend?" asked Wendy, "I'd love to Wendy because I love you" replied Kyle kissing her again. "Wanna walk me home?" asked Wendy, "Sure" said Kyle as they walked Hand in hand to Wendy's house. "So you wanna come in?" asked Wendy.

"Sure" replied Kyle as they went inside to see Miss Testaburger sitting with a glass of wine; "Hi mum" said Wendy, "oh hi Wendy who's this?" asked Miss Testaburger, "Oh this I my new boyfriend Kyle" replied Wendy. "Hi" said Kyle, "Hello Kyle I'm Miss Testaburger" she replied, "Oh my god Wendy what happened to your head?" asked Miss Testaburger. "Stan broke a bottle in my face mum but it didn't need stitches Kyle helped me with it" replied Wendy, "Oh did he now well I'm going to have a little talk with his mother" said Miss Testaburger going to the phone, as Kyle and Wendy went upstairs to Wendy's bedroom. Once Kyle and Wendy were in the bedroom, "Kyle did you want to watch a movie?" asked Wendy, "Okay" replied Kyle.

As the new couple lay down and watched TV before kissing and falling asleep.

End of oneshot.

AUTHORSNOTE WEL THAT'S CHAPTER7 DONE PLEASE REVIEW TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ENDNOTE