A Name as Cool as Akatsuki
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!
Du dut du! The Not-So-Grand-But-Spectacularly-Lemony-Finale! Okay so in this one, there's a funny bit after the lemon…so yeah. For those who want to skip the citrus, your reward is at the bottom. I'll warn you when we get there.
Chapter Eight: Orochimaru and….?
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Orochimaru eyed the girl skeptically. She smiled back at him.
"…What?" he asked apprehensively.
"You left Akatsuki," she said, "And your old partner was Sasori, but I already paired him with Dei-chan. But I adore you, so I'm writing you into this anyway!"
The Legendary Sannin raised an eyebrow. "And my partner will be…?"
"Moi meme, ma cherie!"
"Huh?"
"Myself, my dear!" she translated.
He scoffed. "Oh hell no."
She scowled. "Hell yes! I'm a totally awesome sidekick, I make everyone look good!"
"No."
"I can give you massages!"
"Screw you."
"That too!"
"No. Not even in your fanfictions."
"Orochimaru it's my freaking story! Lemme your partner!!"
"Absolutely not," he said, turning away, "I know what you call me. You call me Oro-chan!"
"Oh please, please let me be your partner?" she begged. Some would point out that she could force him to be her partner, but then that would mess up the chapter plot…but I'm getting ahead of myself. Besides, she tends to think in a roundabout way, this one.
"No."
"Last chance," she warned, "I can do things to you…"
He laughed, flipping his dark silky hair over his shoulder. "Ooooh, I'm scared now! The little girl is soooo threatening!"
"You've brought this upon yourself," she sighed, and poofed up some paper and pen.
Orochimaru looked over her shoulder curiously as she wrote.
-citrus time!!-
Orochimaru slipped into the room, a silent shadow. On the narrow bed, the boy lay on his side, shirtless, his creamy skin glowing dimly in the dark.
The Sannin ran a finger over his shoulder, tracing the contour of his arm to the tip of his hand. Sasuke shivered in his sleep. Orochimaru slipped his robe off and brought his lips to the boy's ear, nibbling at them. That roused the young Uchiha with a sharp gasp. He scrambled upright, clutching his sheets tightly.
"Orochimaru?" he whispered, "What the hell's going on?"
"Shhh," the man said, smoothly settling on the younger boy's lap, straddling him. Sasuke's eyes grew wide.
"What…"
Orochimaru cut him off, sticking his tongue down his throat. Sasuke moaned loudly, his hands twining around his sensei's neck. "Gods," he murmured as Orochimaru pulled away, "Don't stop…"
"Believe me little Sasuke-kun, I am far from finished," the Sannin smirked. He slid a hand down the boy's pants, and found his throbbing member. He tickled it lightly, and Sasuke made a noise about halfway between a giggle and a groan, leaning into the older male.
Orochimaru laid the boy gently onto his back, forcing his knees to bend and draw back, raising his hips a little. Sasuke whimpered as the man tore his pants off, and inched a finger into his hole.
"Ah…haa…ah!"
Orochimaru withdrew and plunged in two fingers, eliciting another yelp from Sasuke.
"You're so tight," the Sannin rumbled, sliding in another finger, scissoring the boy.
"Ahhhh! It…hurts!"
Orochimaru sealed his complaints with an affectionate kiss. "It'll feel much better in a minute," he promised. Sasuke nodded and grabbed his sheets so hard his knuckles turned white. Orochimaru slid in a fourth finger, nipping lightly at the boy's chest as he did.
"Oro-ahh!"
The older man lifted his lover's hips up, withdrew his hand, and thrust in with his penis. Sasuke sobbed, the pain threatening to overtake the pleasure.
"Relax…Sasuke-kun," Orochimaru panted, his hands holding the boy's hands down, his mouth trailing kisses around his collar bone, "It'll feel good…"
Sasuke willed himself calm, and immediately felt the difference. Orochimaru's thick, hard cock pounded deep into him, hitting his spot every time. he arched his back off the bed, his hands pulling at his sensei's hair.
"Ohhhh…Orochi—ah!! Orochimaru! Oooh! AH!"
"Sasuke…" the Sannin filled him with his seed, and nearly collapsed.
Nearly…instead of pulling away from Sasuke, he began fellating him, nudging his student's smaller, harder cock with his tongue, scraping his teeth lightly against it.
"Oh! Ah—ah! P-please…make me—ah! Cum!"
"Say please, sensei."
No fair, the boy was desperate, and he complied. "P-please sensei! Ahhhh! Make me…ah! Come!"
HE screamed as Orochimaru obliged, sucking him hard. When he came, Orochimaru kissed him with his semen in his mouth and Sasuke moaned at his own
-citrus end!-
Orochimaru snatched the paper away and gaped at it. "You…PERVERT!"
She wiped her forehead. "Whoo, is it just me or is it really hot in here?"
"Pervert!" he smacked her upside the head, "PERVERT!!"
"If you'd just agreed to be my partner, this wouldn't have happened," she pointed out, "Besides, you're the one who wanted his body."
"For immortality, not pederasty!"
"Tell it to the fans, Jackson!"
In the real world, a thousand appalled Sasuke fans cursed her to a hell where there was no yaoii or yuri. (GASP!)
Somewhere else, Sasuke felt the urge to scream loudly and rip the head off of something.
And Orochimaru twitched as the images refused to go away.
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Wow, I'm fulfilling all the requirements for generic fanfiction author…self inserts, OroSasu hentai pairing…heh. It was so much fun writing that lemon, I kept cracking up! Sasuke the sex toy…fufufufufufu.