A/N Howdy! Did you miss me? It's been a long long time, and I feel like it's been even longer! A quick warning: don't make alcoholic milkshakes. They sound good, but curdle in the glass, and they're hard to get down. Anyways! Heres a new chapter. And I hope you like it. Any ideas??

Well, just read

Hermione's classes were more interesting and fun as she was stoned more often. She did a good job with her schedule to not be with slytherins, and she was in advanced classes so Draco wasn't too hard to avoid. More and more she smoked and drank just to keep going on her boring nights in. the girls, not as much fun as one would hope, ended up passed out after half a bottle or bowl.

Hermione sat on her bed after history on a Friday night, and started emptying out her back pack. Parvati and Lavender came happily in the room.

"I'm so glad its Friday!" Lavender squealed, plopping next to Hermione. "What's all that?"

Hermione had a messy pile of makeup every color you can think of in front of her. "Well, I thought we should go out tonight. It's getting stuffy and boring here, so let's have some fun." She said searching for a thick sparkly black eyeliner.

Lavender and Parvati were ecstatic. They began rummaging for something to wear.

"OH no." Hermione laughed "I'm dressing you little squares. I don't want you to get beat down by riot grrls or anything." She hopped up and started throwing things like skinny jeans, tube mini shirts, and a whole montage of ripped stuff. After a while and a very fitting hair color change they were ready.

Lavender, with lavender hair, bright green eyeliner with matching mascara, a tight as all hell Ramones t and skinny jeans she crammed into looked the part, but didn't like the ballet flats in some pastel paisley and wanted heels. Hermione told her over and over heels will just get in the way, but whatever. Parvati, in a I Heart Dinosaur Jr. t with arm gloves (you know, no fingers but up to your elbow) a nice blood red, with purple pants and a spikey/sparkily belt around her ass tried a little too hard, and stabbed herself with the liquid black eyeliner and got the shimmer purple shadow all fucked. And Hermione had to help her with that too.

"You guys…" she sighed, downing another shot of Monarch for the prefunk. She then fixed her friends eyes. Hermione wore a black and white polka dotted tank top that was ripped in all the right places with a neon green t underneath it, a short short denim skirt, neon tights matching the under shirt, with black ripped fishnets on top. She had a couple changes of shoe in her bag, but she decided on the skittles flats. She, with the most drag queenish makeup and hair so ratted it was like 1982 called and asked if she needed a new can of aqua net also added murky pond green contacts. The other girls opted for a more subtle ratting and Parvati had pigtails.

Adorn with a bow in her hair Hermione, like she owned the place, walked out and down some stairs, closely fallowed by her cult and out a few secret passages. After being outside, they walked the way of hogsmeade.

"What's going on out there?" Parvati asked, quite confused. "People like them don't hang out there…."

"Duh. We just need to pop over a few towns." Hermione smiled and apparated holding onto the girls as she went.

They landed in a bustly down town area of Exile. Hermione had snuck about trying to find some party people and landed here. No ones called it anything but Exile or better known X. She walked three feet until a mob of the scenesters starting babbling at her. A very drunk girl gave her a couple joints and a few boys were very excited to see her.

"Pistol! You made it! Whos your friends? Come on in get a drink, take some pills, smoke a little this, and that!" A tall skinny boy with black hair and black clothes, full of chains said taking her arm and leading her to the party.

In through a cloud of smoke into an explosion of lights and techno. Like walking into a disco ball but the smoke and mirrors are smoke and mirrors. Hermione lit up a smoke and talked to everyone.

"Wow, Cookie, I like you shoes"

"Oh yeah I got them at the 2 Knut store."

"Have you tried this? It tastes like candy canes a strippers"

"Lets dance, that's all ive wanted to do since we got here"

"Anybody got any weed???"

The room was a flurry of voices and music. The air was thick and right.

Hermione went to the back alley with the girls and a few guys and they started drinking fadorade. (Gatorade with vodka) and smoking a joint.

"Hey, Hermione, you and your friends want one of these?" asked a red headed boy in a janitorial looking jumpsuit with a bleach spattered black t underneath.

Hermione say the jewels in his hand and vigorously agreed. She handed Parvati and lavender one each and split hers in half.

"What are these?" Parvati asked

"Ebombs" said the boy

"Bombs??" Lavender asked, looking scared.

"Ecstasy" Hermione said swallowing one half of her little red pill "do you have a book or binder or anything?"

"Here" said a girl who walked out to get some fresh air

"Thanks" Hermione said sitting on the ground. She pulled out a scrap of paper and her lighter and crushed the other half on the binder she had. The then pulled out the bottom of a tampon ejector, placed it to her nose, and up the powder went. "Heres your thing" she said with a nasty snort.

"Do I have to do that?" lavender asked

"No, just eat it, or stick it in your butt" laughed Hermione

So Parvati and lavender ate there pills and were quite surprised with the outcome. " laughed Hermione

So Parvati and lavender ate there pills and were quite surprised with the outcome.

And so will you. Im out for now. Hopefully it wont take so long this time, got to wrap some stuff for my mans kids. Yay…

Merry fucking x-mas!

See ya