*~*Chapter Six*~*

A.N. Happy New Year! Bit late but here's the first chapter in 2015, it took a while because I wasn't sure how I should approach it. Here it is, after the long wait, the Cullen's leaving scene. I feel like it's a bit rushed, but I thought it's best just to get it over and done with so the story can continue and hopefully I'll update more often again.

I've now got a Polyvore account, so outfits are being upload. The link is on my Profile.

ENJOY!

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Emmett had to leave.

I still didn't fully understand why he couldn't stay with me, or why I couldn't go with them, but apparently it would have been too suspicious if he'd stayed.
Everyone knew that the Cullen's were close so they knew they wouldn't leave one of their own behind, and it would have been odd if I'd gone with them because in all honesty we hadn't known each other more the a fair few months. Plus I was going to have to try and pick up the pieces when Bella goes zombified.

After the aggressive forest sex a few days ago, Emmy bear and I had to be restrained from killing Sir Broods-A-Lot and I'd almost ripped Jasper's arms off because he was the unfortunate bastard that had to restrain me, but in the end we were chucked back into the forest to fuck away our anger.

So instead of killing Edward, yesterday we wallowed in the forest the entire day, fucking like wild animals and drinking blood like the wildlife was our own personal bar.

I think Jared and Paul probably needed therapy after hearing that.

Oh yeah! How's El Giaganto Cocko?

Still sexy. I ran Sam and his lady love Emily when I was on the beach. She's actually a really nice woman, we went back to theirs for muffins and now we're all friends! But you knew that as you're always in my head.

Eh I wasn't paying much attention. Isn't that sorta weird going into a stranger's house and eating their muffins?

They were really nice. Once Sam told Emily who I was, she all but dragged me to their house. Plus it wasn't only Emily's muffins I was eating yesterday

Oh yeah, how's Leah?

Very relaxed and probably quite tired still.

Emmett pulled me out of my telepathic conversation by pulling me into his arms and kissing my neck lovingly, "I love you so much my Sexy Monkey."

The Cullen's were finishing loading their things into their cars, Emmett had been loading his stuff into his Jeep earlier so that he could have a little more time to say bye.

I spun round in his arms and kissed him, venom pooling in my eyes, "I love you too Emmy bear. I'm going to miss you..."

He stroked my cheek with his thumb, "I'm going to miss you too babe."

Shoot me now.

Connor snorted as he loaded up yet another box of Rosalie's shoes, "I think we all know how much you're going to miss each other. I think after all the noise you were making Danny's really going to need therapy and maybe some of those industrial ear muffs."

Out from the house came Danny who was carrying a bright pink suitcase and nodding in agreement, "Not nice, really really unpleasant," then she stopped and handed Esme the case, "Although sleeping in a room next to Eris is worse. Zoo noises at 2 am."

Eris poked her pigtailed head out of one of the windows a shit eating grin on her face, "What was that about my zoo noises?" She called down to us.

"Apparently they're getting louder!" I yelled back, "I'll call someone to soundproof it!" I told her making everyone laugh, everyone but Sir Broods-A-Lot, who was brooding a lot.

He always broods a lot why should now be any different?

Maybe because he got what he wanted so he should be happy.

Maybe he's brooding because he realized that he fucked up and now he's dragging everyone down with him.

Sir Broods-A-Lot decided to glare at me while loading up his twatty piano. He's not even that good anyway!

Okay now you're being angry and hormonal, tone it down.

Eris quickly bound out of the house like a demented rabbit wearing what had to have been the most hideous pair of shorts I'd ever seen and stopped in front of Eddie boy, "So, Sir Broods-A-Lot, when are you going to break it to Bella?" She asked him, popping out a hip and folding her arms.

My shorts are wonderful!

If you're five or in the 80s maybe.

Sir Broods-A-Lot huffed, "Later."

What a dildo.

Eris rolled her eyes at his pathetic response, "Later as in before y'all leave, or later as in never? Because if you're going to ditch the girl you should at least say goodbye first," she reasoned, her face now held an expectant expression, as if telling him he needed to give her a reasonable response.

"Before we leave, I'm going to tell her before we leave," he muttered before storming off into the house.

Everyone was looking at Eris and she grinned happily at me, "See, now we know when we have to deal with a distraught teenage girl!" She chirped and then galloped off into the house again.

Stop comparing me to animals!

Stop acting like animals then!

Emmett turned me back around in his arms and quickly planted his lips on mine, arms winding around my waist while I hooked mine around his neck. I could taste his venom as our tongues intertwined, it was sweet but there was the burning aftertaste of our venom mingling together.

Behind us there was fake gagging noises that were probably Eris, Danny and Connor, "I think I'm going to puke," Danny muttered under her breath.

I think I'm going to puke too.

Connor started laughing, "Stop the face suckin' you two, you've already corrupted the kid's inn'cence enough!" He called over to us in his slight Irish accent.

He's not bloody wrong, from the example you've set Danny's going to end up pregnant by the time she hits 15!

Yeah, like you can talk Miss Zoo Noises!

I tore my lips away from Emmy bear's and smiled at the red lipstick I'd left on him, "You've got something on your face," I told him, trying not to burst out laughing in his face.

Emmett grinned and shook his head, trying to wipe away the lipstick, "Thanks Babe, you make me feel so manly."

Esme rushed out of the house looking round at all of us, "Has anyone seen Edward? He isn't in the house," she asked us, her motherly face full of concern.

Great Eris, you made him run away.

Me? The fuck you talking about? We had a friendly chat!

Carlisle came out of the house after her, "I think he's gone to talk to Bella," he said solemnly, "We've finished loading everything up," he told us, looking to Emmett and myself.

Bejebus, if you get all girly and pathetic, I swear I will bitch slap you.

But they have to leave...

Oh for fucks sakes! You knew they had to leave! It's not like it's permanent, just for a couple of months until shit happens and they come back!

I paused for a second considering what she'd said, and to be honest she did have a point.

Of course I do! Now, say goodbye to everyone and I'll distract Danny while you get all kissy with Mr Drool-worthy.

I nodded and smiled at Eris, who grinned back before diving into Connor for a hug.

You are such a short ass.

No, you're all just giants.

Alice was the first person to come skipping up to me, with Jasper behind her, "We're going to miss you Nova, but we'll see you soon, I promise," she told me, gripping me in a tight hug.

As soon as she released me Jazz Pants gave me an unexpected hug, it was brief and awkward but he meant well, "I'm going to miss you both too. The Little Pixie and Jazz Pants..." I trailed off.

Alice smiled at me softly then took Jazz's hand and they went to say bye to Eris and Danny, switching place with Rose and Connor.

Connor grabbed me out of Emmett's hold and then squeezed the life out of me, "I'm going to miss you kid, and your weird hair," he told me, bopping the bun on top of my head, "Who 'm I goin' t' laugh at now?" His Irish accent was suddenly laid on quite thickly.

I patted him awkwardly on the back, unable to hug him back as he'd trapped my arms to my sides, "I'm going to miss you too Ginger."

Connor dropped me suddenly, "I'm not feckin' GINGER!" he complained, pouting like a child, and Rose patted him on the arm, while Emmett chuckled behind me.

I smirked at him, "You are feckin' Ginger so deal with it ginge-y!" I teased him, then flicked my tongue out at him childishly, popping out the Hello Kitty tongue bar.

Rose stretched up on her tiptoes and kissed her frustrated mate on the cheek, "It's alright, I like my men ginger," she whispered in his ear and then bit on his earlobe.

Danny started groaning and clamped her hands over her ears as Eris covered up her eyes for her, "PG! KEEP IT PG!" she yelled, shaking her head frantically.

Rose smirked and dragged her mate off to her shiny red car.

I wonder if vampires can have car sex?

If they wanted to absolutely kill the car they can.

Esme and Carlisle came over to us next and Esme grasped me into a motherly hug, "Take care of yourself, and make sure that Eris takes care of herself when she's pregnant. I bought her some books, but she's going to be fragile and you're going to need to look after her as well as Bella," she told me in her soft caring way that made me miss Mom.

I smiled, releasing Esme form the hug, "Don't worry, I'll keep her away from caffeine and soft cheese," I laughed, that girl is going to be so pissy without coffee.

Maybe I should name the kid Satan.

Just because you can't drink coffee because of it?

You're acting like I'm already knocked up! Which I know I'm not because the last person I fucked was Leah, and Sam told me I wasn't pregnant before that so I'm still doing good!

Carlisle then gave me a quick hug and handed me a thick envelope, "Put this in a safe place and don't open it unless there's an emergency, don't tell Bella, Eris or Danny that you have it," he said and then pressed a kiss to my forehead before he and Esme whizzed off into their vehicle.

Then it was just Eris, Danny, Emmett and myself, and all I wanted to do was cry. I've never been that pathetic girl that cries over a guy, but Em wasn't just a guy, he's my mate.

I swear I will RKO you.

What's that I hear? SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

We would be an awesome Diva's tag team.

Because we're both mentally unstable and would be able to telepathically tell each other what to do?

I was thinking more along the lines of we're sexy, but I guess yours works too.

Emmett wrapped his arms around me and buried his face into my shoulder, "Edward's a dick for make us leave," he mumbled childishly and nuzzled into me.

Danny and Eris made their way over to the two of us, Emmett peeled himself off of me and Danny launched herself onto him and burst into tears, "It's okay Munchkin, we'll be back before you know it," Emmy bear whispered to our crying daughter while she clung to him.

Would it be insensitive to take a picture right now? They just look so cute.

Very insensitive, but I agree. They do look cute.

The crying teenage girl released my massive man and wiped away her tears, "I'm going to find a new game I can kick your ass at for when you come back," she sniffled with a grin.

Emmett let out a echoing laugh, "I'll look forward to it Munchkin," he said before turning to Eris, "Don't get into too much trouble."

Eris smirked and twirled one of her pigtails, "Don't get your hopes up Em," she chuckled and then looked up at the sky, "DANNY THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A MASSIVE COCK!" she yelled dragging Danny away from us.

Make it quick, you're on the clock.

I twisted round and hopped up onto Emmett, kissing him desperately like a my life depended on it. Em wrapped his arms around my waist as mine wound around his neck. He pulled me in as close as possible and our tongues tangled together.

It's not a secret that I've kissed and fucked lots of people, but none of them had ever made me feel the way Emmy bear did, like the luckiest woman in the world.

Em brought up one of his large paws to stroke my face and I started to sob. I guess it's lucky I can't cry, my makeup would be ruined and it's would have migrated to his face. Plus I was never exactly a pretty crier.

It had once been described as a squealing pig being bludgeoned. Not a nice mental image.

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"Jesus they're kissing again," Danny complained, telling us that that was our cue to stop.

I slowly tore myself off Emmy bear, my entire body shaking with my tearless sobs, "I love you Emmy bear," I whispered to his and buried my face into his large chest.

Em pressed a soft kiss to the top of my head, "I love you too Ember," he whispered back, before releasing me and suddenly there was a loud crack as a nearby tree splintered.

I think he's just a bit angry still.

FUCK OFF!

The door to Emmett's Jeep slammed shut and all of the cars started up, then before we knew it they were off down the drive and we were left alone.

Danny move over to give me a hug, but I shook my head. I was too emotional, and therefore dangerous.

I tore my hair out of it's bun and shook it out, "I'm going to Canada, I'll b-be back by the end of the wee-k," my voice broke, and I quickly sprinted into the trees, not caring about the two of them calling after me.

I'll keep her out of trouble.

Danny or Bella?

Both of them, you've just left two very emotional teenage girls behind. They're going to be pissed when you come back.

I've got my own shit to deal with.