"You know, we really need to meet like this. We need to create a system about it, maybe send a letter beforehand..."
"Shut up, Blue! Now tell us where the alien relic is!" Weiss shrieked at Jaune.
"It's not with us! Are you sure it's not with you?"
"Of course I'm sure! We would notice if it wasn't with us!" Weiss answered.
"Ruby will be so happy when I tell her I recovered the alien artifact! I just need to clean it!" Penny happily told herself as she polished the object.
"You better tell us before I start firing!" Weiss threatened. Jaune and Pyrrha stared at each other.
"So… do you think…" he started.
"I think so. Just need an opportunity." Pyrrha answered.
"What are you plotting?" Weiss asked.
"Oh, nothing, snow angel. So, you know, I have a waterfall, they say it's nice and I was wondering if both of us could, I don't know, take a bath, together, naked?" Jaune asked with a fake confident tone.
"Wha… I… wha… you..." Weiss stuttered and Pyrrha used the opening to hit her with the back of her gun, knocking her out, then pointing the gun at Blake.
"I think I'll take her with me and let you two go." She said to Pyrrha and Jaune.
"I think that is a good idea." Pyrrha said and Blake dragged the unconscious Weiss with her.
"Good job partner! Let's go back..." Pyrrha stared at him briefly before going away without saying a word. "Pyrrha?"
"They said they don't have the relic, then the new girl knocked Weiss out after their captain flirted with her… rather poorly." Blake debriefed the situation to Ruby and Yang.
"Owww… even with the helmet I'm having a killer headache..." Weiss complained.
"The bastard!" Yang started.
"Yeah!" Weiss supported.
"If he wanted someone to take a bath naked with him he just needed to ask me!"
"YEAH wait WHAT?!" Weiss turned to the yellow girl.
"I wouldn't mind! I miss the waterfall already!"
"I hate you!"
"Girls, we have more urging problems. If the Blues weren't lying about not having the relic, who have it?" Ruby questioned.
"I bet it's the people who shot us. Oh well, we probably will never see them again." Yang concluded.
"Why are you angry?" Jaune asked Pyrrha, but she refused to answer. "Come on, don't make me pull rank on you!"
"What bit her?" Nora asked.
"I don't know. The Reds tried to ambush us and she took care of it, but since them she has refused to speak with me." Jaune explained, then turned to Pyrrha. "Please, if I offended you somehow, I'm sorry!"
"It's just… why you said that to her?" Pyrrha finally spoke.
"I was just trying to throw her off! And it worked! It meant nothing!" Jaune voice crackled as he defended himself.
"Did you really have to invite her to take a naked bath in the waterfall?" Pyrrha asked in a hurt tone.
"Pyrrha, it was OUCH!" Jaune fell down as Nora hit him with the gravity hammer. "Whyyyy…."
"Hmph!" Nora simple turned around and entered the base.
"Blue Base! Here's Command, can you hear Blue Base?"
"Here's Captain Arc… owww…."
"Good to hear you, dude! Listen, did you recovered the relic?"
"No. We think the mysterious attackers have it."
"Oh no, dude, the Reds have it according to intel."
"But… they said they don't have it..."
"Dude, they're the enemy! They're a bunch of liars!"
"By the way, did you told Ruby about all the legends that aren't actually real?" Blake asked Yang.
"My whole life was a lie..." Ruby murmured.
"I'll take that as a yes." Blake assumed.
"Let me test it." Weiss offered. "Ruby, where babies come from?"
"Oh, storks! Dad told me when two people are in love with each other they send a message during the night and nine months later the stork delivers the baby. Though he never explained to me why the mommies get so fat while waiting..." As Ruby finished speaking Blake and Weiss turned back to Yang.
"Oh, no, that one is definitely not on me! And I won't tell her! You poked this nest, ice queen, you tell her!"
"So, we're sending a spec-ops team to your base and they're taking the lead, dude! Help them the best you can! Over."
"Oh, that's just peachy! Spec-ops guys are a bunch of douches." Jaune said while sighing. "At least is not Freelancers, heard stories about them."
"Do you think the spec-ops will arrive soon?" Ren questioned and as he finished talking two ATVs stopped in front of the base carrying four men in gray and black armor, one of them with an eagle in the chest.
"Special Operations team Cardinal. Major Cardin Winchester and now you're my bitches!" The man with the eagle declared.
"Command really work fast..." Ren deadpanned.
"Great..." Jaune lamented.
"Ruby, come on! You can't stay in your room forever!" Yang pleaded.
"YES I CAN! NO ONE IS STICKING ANYTHING IN ME AND PUTTING A BABY INSIDE ME!"
"They better not if they want to keep something to stick with! Come on, you're a captain of the Red army! You can't just lock yourself in your room!"
"WATCH ME!"
"Can I be captain now?" Weiss asked but it was ignored.
"Guys, the Blues got more people, some gray guys!" Blake shouted from the roof.
"How do you know?" Weiss asked back.
"They are all reunited at the roof of their base."
"No, I mean, how you are watching them?"
"Oh, I'm using the sniper rifle."
"Hands off my baby!" Ruby yelled as she opened the door and rushed towards the roof.
"OK, maggots! It's time to stop lazying around and do your damn work! The Reds took a sensitive piece of alien tech and Command want it. So you will retrieve it or die trying." Cardin started.
"The dying part is optional, right?" Nora asked.
"Only if you do your goddamned job right, which I know you don't because the Reds are still alive. Now, here's the plan. You will attracted their fire with a frontal attack while we sneak inside their base and take the relic back. Questions?"
"If you're part of the Blue army, why are you all gray?"
"Nora, you don't just ask people why they are gray." Ren chastised her.
"But it makes no sense! No one here wear the color of the army except for Jaune-Jaune and the cookie girl!"
"Shut it, pink! That's not important! Now, you have your orders, you better not fail me!" Cardin finished as he walked back inside with his team.
"I don't like him." Nora whispered tot he others.
"You're not the only one, Nora. Spec-ops guys tend to think they're the hottest stuff. Now come on, we need to think of a plan that won't get us killed." Jaune prompted as they walked to the warthog.
"Hey idiots!" they turned to see one of the spec-ops at the door. "Just informing we're taking your quarters! We are putting your stuff outside!" Then he returned inside.
"I'll break their legses!" Nora claimed but was held by Ren.
"Let's go people. We have an attack to do." Jaune lamented.
"Are we clear?"
"Yes, I won't touch the inanimate object you got attached to." Blake answered Ruby.
"Glad you understood. Now, we need to plan our next step against the Blues! We can't let them get away with a victory against us!"
"What victory?" Weiss questioned.
"They did knocked you off." Blake deadpanned.
"That… That barely count as a victory!"
"And all because the blue one decided he wanted to dip his..." Blake started.
"DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY!" Weiss yelled.
"OK! NEW RULE! NO OBSCENE TALKING!" Ruby yelled back.
"Do you hear music?" Yang asked them, them they heard shooting. "Hit the deck!"
"Do you think those idiots will do the job?"
"Doesn't matter. They can kill each others for all I care, we get the alien relic anyway." Cardin answered his subordinate. "Easiest job ever."
"I can get behind that… man, one of those girls have a nice calligraphy!"
"It almost a shame we can't have some fun with them." Another of the grays said as he took a pair of pink panties on his hand.
"I call dibs in the green one!" Another gray said.
"I think it's a guy..."
"Dibs!"
"Damn it Blues! What about sending a message beforehand!" Ruby yelled as Ren circled the base with the car and Nora shot them while laughing, and Pyrrha and Jaune used an elevated rock to help them.
"I'm sorry!" Pyrrha yelled back.
"Look! We just want the alien relic!" Jaune added.
"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME WE DON'T HAVE IT!" Ruby yelled.
"Ruby! I finished cleaning the alien relic we retrieved!" Penny appeared with the relic in hand, shining.
"You were saying?" Jaune shouted again.