Chapter 7: the pink-haired witche's mysterous kaashu (written by hanamizu-chan)
author's note: okay
so for all u eingo bakas (stupid americans) kaashu means curse. okay
so i met this guy online today and he's my boyfriend now cuz he said
he likes naruto a lot and we could roleplay naruto if we wanted and
we talked in japnez together. so yeah he's really nice and when
saseke comes to sweep me off my feet i'll dump him but until then i
bet ur jealous. so yeah get ready cuz this chapter is really
dramaful. oh and i forgot, my bf's AIM screename is
xxxnarutoboi32xxx.
but don't message him cuz he's
mine!!!!Naruto leaped to the ground where saseke was
laying batterd in his own sexy blood and started to hold him and
whispring sweet nanimos (nothings) in his ear. and then saseki yelled
"i'll heal you naruto!!" and he started to kiss him hard
like a rock on the mouth where naruto was laying. But then suddenly
an ugly pink-haired ninja appeared! it was Sakura-loser!!!1 (okay let
me just say skura is a total hore, saseke will never luv her she's
ugly too and wtf is with pink hair who has that!!)
Sakura pushed Saseki off of Naruto with her ugly fat hands and started to do her boring healing jutsa on him and kept saying "i love you sasuke with my kokuko, after this we can get kekkoshi (married)!" but then Sai jumped in and said that he loved naruto too!!!!
but Sakura was angry and her face was red like a garden of dyng roses covred in blood and tomatoz, and she attacked Sai and left a giant whole in his chest! he was bleeding everywhere and he fell to the ground and groaned like he was constipated like when they gave me that medicine at the hospital because i tried to eat a nihunjins kawaii hair.
but then Sakura stopped healing Sasusu and started making out with his chest wund!!! "i've itshimo ai anata" (always luved you) she screamed as she made out passunately with his chest whole. and then kakushi-sensei appeared suddenly and started making out with the woundtoo!!!
Naruto was healed by then from his love of saskuke so they slipped away quietly like music on mute and went off into the forest where they made luv and their members looked like enterwtined rose lilies in a prestine garden just sprinkled with doo.
but then they heard a screem from the clearing where sakura and kashika-sama were making out with sai!!! what was happening!
author's note: Eff sakura!!! she sucks and her hair looks like dog poop. sorry i just had to say that gomensumu!!! ^__^