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Uriah's POV (this will be good people! Ashs2Ashs inspired this Uriah btw... inner workings of Uriah!)

I take off my socks and shoes and pick idly at my toenail It was too long and I wanted to clip it. I was totally zoned out until I heard my name.

"Your choices Shauna are, Uriah, Peter or Al." Four told the scary girl that is my brother's girlfriend. I never understood how he didn't cower in fear if she got to close. If she got within 10 feet of me I felt the need to bolt to another country.

"Did you just give me the 3 most repulsive people?! Except Uriah he looks like his brother making him 'baby cute'." Shauna makes air quotes around baby cute. I wasn't baby cute! I was a fucking sexy ass beast! At least I think so. I got first place in Stage 1 of initiation after all.

"Uriah isn't baby cute!" Marlene protests and I smile and throw my arm across her shoulder. "He is gorgeous!" I plant a kiss on her cheek as she says that. She shoves me off and lays her head on m shoulder.

"Not really." Lauren replies. "Four is gorgeous, heck! Eric is fucking hot. But Uriah? He is just baby cute. Maybe when he is a bit older and grows out of the whole pansycake phase. When he quits acting like a 12 year old." Lauren nods with that deduction. I was not 12! I was 17 next month and if anything I was 12 1/2 what was she? Stupid?

"I am not 12! And I am sexy and we all know it!" I raise my arms and stand up and spin in a circle. "See?!"

"I see Uriah. The kid I grew up with and could never see as 'sexy'." Lynn stated wrinkling her nose. Marlene scowled.

"I agree with Uriah." Marlene says. I smile. Tris shrugs.

"He is hot I guess but Four is hotter." Tris replies.

Christina arches her eye brows. "Is anyone going to question that Lauren thinks Eric is hot?"

"Why should we? We all know that she rated him number 1 in the Top 10 Dauntless Hotties list in her gossip magazine she writes." I say giving Christina a 'duh' look.

"Okay... Number 1 though?" Christina looked confused.

"I chose 10 candidates for the top 10 Dauntless Hotties. I had to think they were hot if they were to make it on the list. The people voted for his place at number 1. Four was a close second, that one guy... um... I think he was the 3rd place initiate the year before me was 3rd."

"Guys! Shauna hasn't chosen her answers and its been more than a minute!" I yelled randomly. Shauna sighed.

"Marry Uriah since he is the most bearable, bed Peter since he is the most attractive out of all of them and kill Al. We all know why we kill Al." We all nod except Robert. Tris whispers in his ear and his eyes widen and frown at Al. I almost feel bad for the guy. Almost.

"Why don't you leave?" I ask giving him the death glare. He tried to hurt Tris over and over again. Tris was one of my best friends. Hurt Uriah, he forgives you, hurt Uriah's friends? Better hope you live long enough to write your will. Heh heh, will like the guy Will. Ha write a Will that'd be funny. Would it be like a drawing of Will or I dunno...

"Why do you all hate me?" Al complained.

"Because you kept trying to hurt Tris. And if you mess with one of us you mess with all of us." Will states blandly. I smile at the silly thought I had had moments earlier.

"Yeah, you mess with my girlfriend you mess with me." Four says his arms wound tightly around Tris' hips. I smile over at them, they were perfect for each other and totally adorable together. I laugh again at the Will will thought. Marlene elbows me.

"Why do you keep giggling?" She whispers. I chuckle again.

"No reason." I mutter. Marlene rolls her eyes and gives Shauna her attention.

Shauna's eyes scan our group and I notice that Al gets up to leave. About time! I grab Marlene quickly and pull her into my lap, startling her and making her fall into my lap hitting my hip rather hard with her shoulder.

"Owie!" I yelp as her bony shoulder connects.

"It's your own fault Uri! You pulled me into your lap, not me!" Marlene lap and sat her self properly in my lap somehow managing to put all her weight onto one hip, the one she probably bruised.

I idly twist her hair into a french braid, she taught me how ages ago when she was in the 3rd grade. I never forgot the skill and ended up doing her hair like that all the time.

Shauna had asked Eric, Peter, Tris and Lauren. He wedded Peter because he feared him less than Tris, bedded Lauren and killed Tris.

"So we can all agree that for a 5'2 formerly Abnegation girl she is by far the scariest person in Dauntless?" I ask after he explains his reasoning. Tris scowls at this and Four nods a bit.

"I was the scariest and then followed by Eric but Tris is now definitely in first." Four deducts.

"Will you 2 train initiates together?" Lynn asks randomly. I think she was a bit jealous of Tris for being in first in the scary Dauntless and herself in 4th, her sister was in 5th maybe scary runs in there family... I wonder... I bet it is quite possible.

"Yeah why wouldn't we?" Tris asks.

"You are going to freak out some initiates. Like nightmares for the rest of their lives." Lynn jokes. "But seriously you two will make a killer couple and when the stupid new initiates try to flirt with Four they are in for a shocker! Beatrice Prior will let no one touch her Four!"

I laugh along with everyone else at Lynn's little comment.

I yawn loudly and Christina squeals.

"GUYS! WE SHOULD HAVE A SLEEPOVER PARTY!" Christina launches herself up and pulls Will up with her. "Everyone meet back here in 10 minutes with your over night bags and PJs on! Robert you are coming with Will and I, Will has some PJs that will fit you and I have oodle and boodles of pillows and blankets you can borrow!"

I give Marlene a confused look which she laughs at.

I shuffle behind Marlene as we head back with Lynn to our apartments, Lynn convinced Eric to get us apartments next to each other. Eric was just as scared of her as he was of Tris.

Ending it there I'll update at 116... yup.