Disclaimer: I do not own the credit of the creator of Dragon Ball Z. -Aym Blast
Summary: After 3 months of updates, Whis recreated the Beerus Temple into a haunted temple! Any of the four Z-fighters including the two gods went inside the haunted temple to explore what's different, or is it? Worms, floating creepy dolls with needles, and million bats all over the temple. Can they survived inside the haunted temple? A lot funnier than the first chapter!
Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
The Haunted Beerus Temple
Lake at Beerus World
Goku, Vegeta, Beerus, and Quartz Sorceress was sleeping on the ground. Piccolo was sitting in the air while he meditates.
"Ohohoho! Ohohohoho! Ohohohoho-hohohoho!" a person chuckled in sinister voice. It was Whis landing in the air. He pound the ground with his staff to wake everyone up. "What's going on?" groaned Goku.
"Wake up, my beauty fighters, it's nearly the end of October!" Whis chuckled. "What day?" asked Quartz Sorceress. "Hello, it's a couple days before Halloween, you know!" Beerus shouted. "Yep, it's Aym Blast's 18th year around this month! And Kami, I can't believe I remembered!" shouted Vegeta. "Why don't we do-" Whis asked.
"Yeah, yeah, I know," interrupted Beerus. "Rock, paper, scissor, yada, yada, yada, now let's." Goku, Vegeta, Quartz Sorceress, Piccolo, the God of Destruction, and the God of Creation glare or smirk as they put their right fist in the center. "Rock, paper, scissors..." they shouted in unison.
In slow motion, Whis starts reading Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus's mind, and then reads Piccolo and Quartz Sorceress's mind. "(Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus are using scissors,)" thoughts Whis. The motion turns back to normal. "...shoot!" everyone shouted in unison. Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus chooses scissors, as Piccolo, Quartz Sorceress, and Whis chooses...yeah, making it sarcastic, paper.
"Oh, finally! Now there's a dare for me!" Whis laughed, in sarcastic. He hit Goku, Vegeta, Quartz Sorceress, Piccolo, and Beerus in the head with his staff.
When Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus wakes up, the lake was actually acidic with skeleton. What the HFIL is up with this place?" asked Beerus. "The trees! The grass! The sky! This is almost similar to my home, but deadly, the plantation all dies!" "This is creepier than I would expect," Goku said. "Why do I feel something on my butt?" asked Vegeta.
Goku stares at Vegeta, who was almost dress like Beerus. "Vegeta! I think you're Beerus!" Goku exclaimed. "Then why are you wearing my Saiyan outfit?" asked Vegeta. "Why won't you two look at your reflection on the lake?" Beerus shouted.
Both Goku and Vegeta stare at their reflection. Goku's reflection was Vegeta, as Vegeta's reflection was Beerus. Originally, Goku's hair was now spiky like in his super Saiyan .5 form (I called in Goku's Kaio-Ken attack super Saiyan .5 because his hair was spiky and reddish-brown at that point; read around Dragon Ball Z volume 1-3, you'll see what's the point). He also was wearing Vegeta's Saiyan outfit with the gloves and boot.
Vegeta was currently wearing Beerus's clothes, but added a plain purple shirt, golden accessories, big yellow goggles, purple fake cat mouth, long tail, and the big cat ears. He still have his flame shaped hair. "Oh, that means that I'm now the God of Destruction!" laughed Vegeta.
And do not forget Beerus, who seem to dress like a human, but wears Goku's orange gi with blue shirt, boots, waistband, and wristband. He even had a wig that looks exactly like Goku's funny hairstyle. He still have his big yellow eyes, big purple ears and a tail, and black claws on his paws. "We better find Whis before he calls me- I mean you, Vegeta!" Beerus shouted. "Looks who's strong now!" laughed Vegeta. Beerus bit Vegeta's temporary tail as he feels pain. "Yeowww!"
"Let's see what the heck is going on at the Beerus Temple!" Goku said, in Vegeta's attitude yet in cheerful voice. "You call yourself a Saiyan prince? No time to chitchat!" shouted Vegeta. Goku/as Vegeta, Beerus/as Goku, and Vegeta/as Beerus starts running to the haunted Beerus Temple.
Inside Haunted Beerus Temple
The tree trunks is moving like a wicked hand inside the hallway. "Look at the detail, it's abstract," Beerus said. "No time to talk, Beerot, I sure hope something scary might grab my tail," growled Vegeta. Skeleton hands and feet appeared on the ground. It grabs Beerus- I mean, Vegeta's fake tail. "Vegerus...something grabbing you..." Goku stammered.
Vegeta stares behind. "Aah! What the-the-the...?!" shrieked Vegeta, stammering. He kick the skeleton feet as it let go of Vegeta's fake tail. "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO FIGHT BACK AT YOUR ATTEMPT!" a creepy voice howled. "Aah!" WHIS!" screamed Goku.
"I AM NOT WHIS, I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE," a creepy voice howled. "NOW CONTINUE YOUR STEP TO THIS TEMPLE." "Man, I wonder what happen to Piccolo and Magnet," said Beerus, in Goku's attitude, but in his same voice. He stare at Goku. "Gokuta, why won't you lead us the way?"
"Fine, I'll lead the way," Goku said, mimicking Vegeta's voice. The actual Goku snickers a bit as the actual Vegeta who dress as Beerus was annoyed. "I guess I'm annoyed too," said Beerus. "We're annoyed for each other, for cripes sake," Vegeta sighed angrily.
Goku dressing as Vegeta goes in front, second was Beerus dressing as Goku, and lastly, Vegeta dressing as Beerus follows Beer- argh, you get the idea. It's freaking confusing. They continue walking forward until they reach a bunch of life size creepy dolls tied with ropes.
Beerus stares at one of the creepy dolls. "I think of the creepy dolls looks like Princess- I mean Magnet," said Beerus, in Goku's attitude. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" one of the creepy dolls sounded like Quartz Sorceress, laughed evilly. She hovers as she threw needles made of quartz.
"Needles!" shrieked Beerus. Even Goku and Vegeta screams. "Why are we screaming?!" Goku screams. "We change clothes just to react the same, darn it!" screamed Vegeta, his voice raises. Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus continue screaming as they ran away from creepy doll of Quartz Sorceress who still rapidly threw more quartz needles. Most of the creepy dolls follows Quartz Sorceress as a creepy doll, laughing in unison.
"RUN AWAY ALL YOU LIKE! THE DEPTH OF HADES HAS ARRIVED DEEP INTO THE TEMPLE!" creepy doll Quartz Sorceress cackled.
As Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus made their second stop, they went inside another room, except it is not a room, but it looks like the inside of a cave. "We're outside!" Goku exclaimed. "No, were still inside the temple," said Vegeta, mocking Beerus's voice. "I don't sound like that!" Beerus and Goku shouted. Beerus stare at Goku. "Gokuta!" "Beerot!"
"I'm tired of this," they sighed angrily in unison. Suddenly, bats flying all over Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus. "Aaaaahh! The horror!" screamed Vegeta, covering his big cat ears. Goku and Beerus also screams with Vegeta.
Goku stares at Beerus. "So you're scared of bats, lord Beerus, or I should say Vegerus?" Goku shuddered. "Like HFIL, I show you my fear!" shouted Beerus. "Let's run and find Whis!" Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus ran away from thousands of bats as they continued screaming. A vampire that looks like Piccolo appeared flying with his black cape. "Blood! I'll suck your blood!" the vampire Piccolo laughed evilly. "Spoil mother freak of nature! It's Piccolo! And he's chasing us!" screamed Goku, cursing in mild language. "Let's hurry before the Namekian vampire bites your neck!" Beerus shouted.
The next room was a giant grassland. Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus "Whoa, why are the grasses huge?" asked Beerus, in Goku's attitude. Goku stares shuddering. "Slime…" Goku shuddered. "You're making me shuddered," shuddered Vegeta.
And then Beerus shuddering. "You know what that means…" shuddered Beerus. "Let's look what that slime is," Vegeta said. Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus walk fast, until they saw a bunch of worms. "Aaaah! Worms!" shrieked Goku, hop on Beerus's arms. Beerus and Vegeta screams with Goku and ran away as Beerus carries Goku. "WORMS!" Vegeta screams like a woman. Millions of worms spread into Beerus and Vegeta's space. "Ew…" groaned Beerus. "Slime…" Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus continued screaming and then fainted.
"Lord Beerus…" called a voice.
When Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus woke up, a beautiful God of Creation, Whis, stares at them sleeping. Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus was on their normal clothes. "Wake up," Whis said, in a singing voice. Goku and Vegeta were the first one to wake up. "Lord Whis!" exclaimed Goku. "What happened to my granddaughter?" Vegeta asked. "And Piccolo?" added Goku. "You were sleeping for the rest of the night," Whis said. "You passed the truth." Beerus quickly woke up. "We did?" exclaimed Beerus. "Yes," Whis said. "As a dare, Piccolo, Miss Magnet, and I was performing a dare by scaring you three." "So Magnet is a creepy doll, Piccolo's a vampire, and what about you?" asked Goku.
"I was going to do Vegeta's fear last, so all of the worms is me," Whis said. "You're all the worms? You're grossing me out!" shouted Vegeta. Quartz Sorceress and Piccolo appeared. "Oh, no, gramps Vegeta, Whis is actually controlling all of the worm's' minds to obey him," laughed Quartz Sorceress. "All of us actually control the worm's minds," Piccolo said. Vegeta starts smirking. "Ha! You may scare our neck to death, but next time there is another haunted temple like this one, we'll scare you off!" laughed Vegeta. "I'm sorry, Vegeta, I don't even know what my-" Whis said. Beerus starts yelling in Whis's ears. "HOW'S THIS FOR YOUR CONCERN?" shouted. "Aaaaaahh!" shrieked Whis. "Thanks a lot, Beerus, but Vegeta didn't mean literally," Goku laughed. "You're not part of this, Kakarot!" shouted Vegeta, pointing at Goku. Quartz Sorceress starts laughing including Beerus and Goku as Vegeta and Piccolo smirked and grinned.
AB's Notes:
This chapter is dedicated to pop artist Tove Lo, who have the same birthday as me (October 29)! Last chapter, I made one of Tove Lo's reference from last chapter (Chapter 6)! The chapter is a lot confusing when Goku, Vegeta, and Beerus was dress as each other as they travel to a haunted temple. Love Tove Lo? Review and follow this chapter! If you are confusing about this chapter, Goku is dressed as Vegeta, Vegeta is dressed as Beerus, and Beerus is dressed as Goku when they went to the Beerus Temple that was transform into a haunted temple. Review and follow this chapter!
