_Jump City_

Time worked differently when hopping through the multiverse. Deadpool's timeline from the beginning of this journey, started 3 months ago. The Teen Titans timeline ran slower than Deadpool. Currently the Titans are still looking for Wade Wilson, knowing damn well the cops were looking for the wrong man. Jump City police were looking for Slade Wilson, but Robin knew Deadpool was their guy.

Luckily , as a part of the deal Slade made with Eris, the Titans memory was wiped about the name Slade Wilson in connection with his mercenary handler , Deathstroke. Robin paced through their interrogation room he made into an office. His obsession with these two Wilsons and the names Deadpool and Deathstroke were all he could think about. It drove Starfire to take a short vacation to Tamaran. His endless pursuit made him less than tolerable in their Giant T of a house. Beast Boy tried his best to get Robin to "chillax." That idea dead when he told Beast Boy to "grow and wise up." Now he was getting sick of Robin's bullshit. Making wise-cracks about his height was something he never thought he would do. Raven, being the objective one, went out to get pizza, she figured a little slice of Italian heaven would calm everyone's nerves.

Raven: " Starfire," She looked up at the ceiling," I know you needed to some time to yourself, but you can't expect me not to destroy these frat boy superheroes!" She screamed through here conversation with Starfire."

Titan Communicator , Starfire: " I understand your frustration friend Raven. Under more dire circumstances I wouldn't hesitate to aid you."

Raven: " Star," she took off her hoody to reveal a freshly cut hair-do. It looked like Levi's tobe honest. " Beast Boy stopped pranking Robin. You can guess who he chose for a new target." She pulled her hoody back up, hoping no one saw it.

Titan Communicator, Starfire: " Tee hee, he put the mentality disturbed glue in the bottle of shampoo?" Raven enjoyed it when Starfire was stumped by an idiom or plain speaking English.

Ding DONG!

Beast Boy: " RAVEN, COULD YOU SPOT ME A $20 FOR THE PIZZA, I LOST MY COUPON!"He shouted from his bedroom.

Cyborg: " COUNT THE MEATBALLS ON MINE!" He reminded Raven about how Jump City Pizza parlors might skimped on toping if they're for delivery."

Robin: " IF ONE MEAT BALL TOUCHES MY PINEAPLLE AND HAM, INTERIGATE THE PIZZA BOY!"

Titan Communcator, Starfire: " Umm, friend Raven, I think doing the yoga or…"

CRASH, SHATTER

Raven:" NO! COUNT THEM YOURSELF! AND GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND DO IT YOURSELF!," She screamed at the top of her lungs. Starfire's words couldn't reach her after Raven thew it from the couch hard enough to strike out Derek Jeter, but instead went through the window.

CRASH

?: " DAT HURT DAMMIT!"

Raven: " Wonderful…I threw my communicator just far enough to hit the pizza guy. I didn't have to use my powers for that outburst." She floated over to the elevator with the cash in hand. She expected to get a verbal bashing from the pizza guy. Verbal bashing yes , pizza man, hell no.

Ding

Deadpool: " Just for that," The elevator doors opened to reveal Deadpool holding pizza boxes one hand , and the broken communicator in the other," I'm keeping one of these."

Raven: " AHHH, " She started summoning her magic," Azarath metrion ZINTHOS!" Her aura shaped itself into tentacles, each pinning down Deadpool , slamming him down a couple of times before stopping.

Deadpool: " FUCK!, OK I get it,…."

Raven:" You son of a bitch!" She threw him against the wall, causing it to cave in. Her dark magic ceased , letting Deadpool fall to the floor.

Deadpool: " BITCH GIVE ME TWO FUCKING SECONDS, I NEED A GOD DAMN FAVOR!" He got up and approached the demon halfling.

Raven : " You expect me to believe you came all this way, even though we're still cleaning up your mess, to ask us a favor?" She massaged her temples trying to wrap her brain around this lunatic.

Deadpool: " In all fairness, I gave you Slade Wilson on a platter!"

Raven: " Wait, you mean Slade Slade, Robin's obsession Slade. That's just an alias he uses." She was getting fed up with Deadpool's idiocy.

Deadpool:" What, didn't we do this, I kicked Slade's ass, framed him for the shit I did, after nearly blowing myself up in that cave, gave you guys the credit, YOUR WELCOME BY THE WAY! Are you done blaming me for Robin's little obsession?"

Raven: " How …What cave..?"

*Dis bitch is stupid, how could she forget the beating we gave Slade*

(That was a beating even geeks weren't aware off)

*Then how did she forget get*

Deadpool: " This is ….oh shit,….!"

*Eris, Pinkie Pie wasn't enough, she had to pimp out DEATHSTROKE THE TERMINATOR*

( That is overkill incarnate! )

Deadpool: " Death," He backed away from Raven, expecting to get an answer out of his prospective love muffin.

Jump City had developed a baseline fear just under "shitting a brick," but more than enough to wet a couple of boxer shorts and panties. Death and Eris were both feeling the effects of Deadpool's work on this hero dependent nation.

Death:" Yes my love," She slipped through a rip in space/time, Raven was in awe.

Raven:" Thanatos!?" She couldn't control her emotions, literally staring Death in the face caused every light bulb to burst, her magic was getting dangerous.

POP POP POPOPOP

*Dude, she had multi orgasms, BUCKET LIST*

( Check off " Give a women multi orgasms")

*Without the use of an electronic device*

(Oh , right…..let me amend that real quick.)

Death: " I guess my reputation precedes me on both ends of your genetic spectrum." Death glared at Raven," Perhaps you know my mother," She started inching her way to Raven, torturing the poor girl.

Raven: " Yes…..I've written poetry of Nyx the goddess of darkness." Now she was going fangirl.

Death: " Clever girl," She pulled Raven's hoody down slowly.

Raven: " I ….uh…" She was at the mercy of death.

Death: " Adorable," She started tracing Ravens lips with her finger, " I understand you're hostility towards my companion , but he's under the command of my sister."

Raven: " ERIS….*cough* I mean Eris?" she nearly

Deadth:" Correct, you know the multiverse fairly well for someone your age. I'm sure you could lend Deadpool a hand in finding a few people for us. My sister has many mortal constituents in the multiverse. A small army would suffice, but we need certain individuals. Can you help us find them?"

Raven:" I….I can't forgive Deadpool for what he did." It sounded like she made up her mind.

Deadpool: " Fine, but I can tell you this, Slade is out there too. Help me and you'll end up finding his British Ass!"

*I thought he was Australian*

(They print Queen Elizabeth on their currency, as far as I'm concerned he's British)

Raven: " Well.." She thought it would bring Robin out of this slump. Besides, teaming up with Deadpool sounds better than the Male driven drama in Titan Tower.

Deadpool: " And I'll sweeten the deal. I have a good idea who am gonna need, but I want to find who else Eris hired to see my options. One in particular will be our first stop, and I know a few people there who would be more than willing to let you stay there for a little rest and relocation."

Raven:" So far this isn't convincing me to abandon my team. "

Deadpool:" Don't question greatness….I've noticed you like a certain television show, you might call it a guilty pleasure. I bugged your Tower the moment Robin found me out, and you my pale friend, are a pega-sister!."

Raven:" ….go on"