"WHY AND HOW, MAURICE?! WHY ARE YOU SAYING SUCH THINGS TO ME AND HOW ARE YOU TO BE SAYING DEM?! I THOUGHT WERE YOU DIFFERENT FROM DE REST OF DEM! FROM EVERYBODY IN DIS ZOO! WHY IS IT I NOW SEE DAT YOU ARE JUST LIKE DEM? HOW IS IT I HAVE NOT BEEN SEEING SUCH THINGS BEFORE? HAVE I BEEN BLINDED? BY OUR FRIENDSHIP MAURICE? HOW COULD YOU ALLOW ANYTHING TO BLIND YOUR KING? HOW COULD YOU NOT STOP ME FROM BEING BLINDED?! HOW?! MORT IS A BETTER NOT BLINDER THAN YOU! MORT IS DE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT ME! MAURICE, HOW COULD YOU ALLOW MORT TO BE DE ONLY ONE WHO CARES? WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYBODY ELSE?! WHY DID YOU ALLOW THEM TO BE LEAVING ME, MAURICE?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH….!"

This had been going on all morning. The king was having another ridiculous outburst that made little to no sense. The whole zoo could hear it and were covering their ears and earholes so as not to become deaf by Julien's nonstop wailing.

The penguins, now hearing earful's (earholeful's), wondered how they were able to go through their own issues this morning without hearing the entire ruckus going on just a habitat away. They now wished they had gone with option two and stayed out of it because now that they could fully hear it, it was kind of hard to ignore. Skipper made a mental note to smack Private later for making them come over here. They could of all just hid in the lab. The place was soundproof.

"HOW DO WE SHUT THIS THING OFF?" shouted Skipper over the screaming, flippers covering where his ears would be.

"I'ONNO!" answered Rico. "EA' OLE HURT!"

"MINE TOO!" replied Skipper, again over King Julien's screaming. "I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF SPEAK! AM I SPEAKING? I WANT TO BE SPEAKING! MAKE SURE I'M SPEAKING!"

"WHAT?" Marlene asked, not hearing what Skipper was saying and covering her own earholes.

Maurice groaned. "MAKE IT STOP…"

"MY EARS ARE UNHAPPY!" Mort squealed, clutching his ears.

"WHERE ARE KOWALSKI AND PRIVATE?" asked Skipper.

"WHAT?" asked Marlene.

"I SAID, WHERE ARE KOWALSKI AND PRIVATE?" Skipper repeated.

Marlene replied. "NO, I DON'T OWN A PIRATE!"

"WHAT?" asked Skipper.

"PRIVATE, GIVE ME A BOOST!" demanded Kowalski.

"WHAT?" asked Private. "I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE YELLING!"

"I SAID, GIVE ME A BOOST OVER THE FENCE!" Kowalski shouted back. They were still in front of the lemur habitat trying to figure out a way over it without having to stop hugging. "WE HAVE TO GET UP THERE SO I CAN GIVE SKIPPER OPTIONS ON HOW TO SOLVE THIS, NOW GIVE ME A BOOST OVER THIS FENCE!"

"HOW DARE YOU CALL SKIPPAH DENSE!" cried Private, unable to hear him.

Leonard the koala bear slept soundly in his tree, undisturbed by anything.

"I'VE NEVER LIKED THOSE LEMURS!" Roy the Rhino snarled to himself.

From a few habitats over, Burt the Elephant struggled to hear what was said. "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I PUT PEANUTS IN MY EARS! YOU WANT SOME?"

"WHAT?" asked Roy.

"I SAID, DO YOU WANT ANY PEANUTS?"

"DID YOU JUST ASK WHAT I SAID?" shouted Roy again, over all the racket.

Burt asked again, trying to be louder. "DO YOU WANT ANY PEANUTS?"

"I SAID, I'VE NEVER LIKED THOSE LEMURS!" answered Roy.

"OH DEAR!" Roger the sewer- now zoo –alligator cried loudly, paws over his ears. "OH, IT'S TERRI- IT'S HORRI- OH I CAN'T STAND IT!"

In her office, Alice groaned in agony. "WHAT IS THAT RACKET?" She then stomped off to see where it was coming from.

"...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHH….!" screamed King Julien.

"OH! SAVE ME, RICO!" cried Shelley the Ostrich, hopefully, driving her head through a nearby bench to cover it.

Mason signed desperately to Phil, figuring that if they couldn't speak then they had to sign to understand each other. Mason signed quickly: 'W-E S-H-O-U-L-D F-L-I-N-G P-O-O A-T T-H-O-S-E L-E-M—' Here he got interrupted when Phil cut him off, starting to sign back.

Phil signed back to Mason frantically.

Mason scowled. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T HEAR ME? I WAS SIGNING!"

Phil blinked and signed back: 'W-H-A-T-?'

In the reptile house, the chameleons were flashing red, green, and yellow colors off the charts in alarm at all the noise coming from outside.

"BAHHHHHHHHH!" exclaimed the chameleons.

In the next enclosure over, Barry the poisonous dart frog yelled at them to be quiet. "WILL THE ELEVEN OF YOU SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND? I SWEAR I'D TOUCH ALL OF YOU IF I COULD!"

"BAHHHHHHHHH!" cried the chameleons.

Barry sighed and his eyes darted to a vent high up on the wall. The small frog smirked and hopped up to it, squeezing under the small opening. "WOULD ANY OF YOU MIND POINTING ME IN THE DIRECTION TO THE LEMUR HABITAT?" asked the dart frog.

"BAHHHHHHHH!" said the chameleons and they started lighting up in a pattern that pointed to the left.

"MUCH OBLIGED!" Barry smiled before hopping down the ventilation system in the direction of the lemur habitat.

In the kangaroo habitat, Joey bounced around angrily.

"JOEY DON'T LIKE RACKET, MATE!" complained Joey. "THAT BLUDGER'S ASKING FOR A WALLOP!" He bounced over his habitat wall and off to the lemur habitat.

"OH MY GOSH-" started Becky.

"-THIS NOISE IS SO-" interrupted Stacy.

"-TOTALLY HORRIBLE-" said Becky.

"-SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!" finished the two badger sisters together.

Darla the baboon gathered the other two female baboons. "LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE DIDN'T LEARN THEIR LESSON, GIRLS! Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS DON'T YOU?"

One of the other baboons nodded with an evil smirk.

"MMM-HMM! THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S TIME FOR SOME BACKWOODS MAGIC!"

Randy the sheep from the petting zoo shouted in frustration at all the noise. "FOR THE LOVE OF-! UGH!"

"...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH…! " King Julien resumed screaming.

"YO, ALL THIS YELLIN IS INTERRUPTING MY SNOOZES!" complained Bada.

"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, GABAGOO?" asked Bing.

Ted the polar bear lay on his ice with his paws covering his ears. "UGH, THIS SUCKS!"

"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE ME A BOOST, PRIVATE! FOR EINSTEIN'S SAKE!" Kowalski shouted.

"I JUST DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU INSULT SKIPPAH! IT ISN'T NICE!" yelled Private.

Kowalski groaned. "I WASN'T INSULTING HIM! I JUST WANT TO END THIS ALREADY!"

"SKIPPAH'S BOTTOM HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS! IN FACT, IT'S MUCH FLUFFIER THAN YOURS COULD EVAH BE!"

"RINGTAIL! FOR THE LOVE OF THE COLONEL, WILL YOU CEASE YOUR SQUAWKING?!" Skipper screamed.

"...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH….!"

"PRIVATE, WILL YOU STOP ARGUING WITH ME AND JUST HELP ME OVER THE WALL?"

"WHAT?" asked Private.

"URGH! RINGTAAAAAAAIL!"

"...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HH….!"