Ello my Zactastics! Thanks to my very first followers, Shiranai Atsune & NaruHinaFanboy! I hope this chapter clears up some of the possible confusion on just whats been happening lately... And I bet you won't ever guess who gets eliminated!
"Last time, on Total, Drama, Frozen!," Lindsay began, pacing inside the mess hall, decorated with the bright and cheery Christmas decor. She continued, "we saw the incredibly talented Team Olympic, put on an amazing performance truly showing off their singing talent. While Team Misfiz, showed off their strength in an all-out duel between Brittle and Pointy! I think it was obvious who won the challenge, and the losers, for whatever reason eliminated the mini-me, Lexi!"
"You got her name right?!," Brandon shouted, rushing onto the screen, a towel covering his lower torso a shower cap over his hair, "I'm so proud of you!," he hugged the host. The intern turned to face the camera..."you're still filming, aren't you?," he sighed, banging his head against the wooden wall.
The scene jumps to one of the cabins. Inside, however the cabin beds had been moved to form a wall in the centre. "So this is how this will work. Saber, you will stay on my left- think of it like the great wall of China or what ever, you can't cross it. And Britt you will stay on my right, like the wall in Berlin. Got it?," Vishal asked, sitting on one of the two bunks in the centre of the room.
"Yep. Now Vishal, want to come with Hannah and me to recreate the battle of the Plains of Abraham? It will be fun!," the fantasy geek cheered out, tossing a wooden stick that had been carved into a sword toward the jock.
Vishal caught the blade, by the sharper end realizing its' dullness, "I think I'll have to pass on this one man, I promised Britt I'd help him with puck ball today." He tossed the wooden stick back to his friend, who caught it with a yelp, "oh... sorry! But I will play with you tomorrow, ok?"
"Sure!," Saber smiled, walking out of the cabin, "it's not a game though," he muttered.
Britt grabbed his puck-ball stick and a nearby puck, "you ready mate'? I think I might be able to ace ya'!"
"In your dreams, I've been playing puck ball since the timbit league!"
The scene jumps to one of the other cabins, where Ivy and Jade were sprawled out on one of the beds, Rosalie having left to take a shower, and do her make-up. "We can't lose today, right? If we do, you would go home," Jade stated, as she painted her toenails, a scarlet red, similar to the toes of Ivy.
"Maybe. You never know, Jade, things can change in the blink of an eye," Ivy argued, scribbling words down into her diary.
"Aca-'cuse me? You know, as well as I know, you're screwed," the follower glared at her friend.
"Would you stop it with the impressions, you're giving me the creeps."
"What impressions," she replied, flexing her biceps and giving each a quick kiss.
Meanwhile, in the other female cabin. "You guys! Cheer up, your frowns need to turn upside down," Twilight encouraged, putting her fingers against Zaina's cheeks to force her into a smile, but when she removed her hands it slumped back into a frown.
"I think Britt is going to break up with me," Hannah whimpered, shoving her head under her pillow.
"I voted for Lexi to go home, I can't believe I did that! I told her I would keep her safe, keep her happy! I promised!," Zaina burst out, tearing the petals off of a small tulip.
Twilight made a confused face, "umm, well, true love will prevail in the end, so I'm sure Britt will realize that Saber was nothing to you. And Lexi will forgive you Zaina, just have faith."
The gamer poked her head out from beneath her pillow, "you really think so? You think that Saber and I can be happy together? You're amazing Twilight! Do you know that? We just need to eliminate Britt so Saber and I can go on our honeymoon!"
"And she will forgive me, of course she will! I just need to make it up to her by doing all of Vishal's secret missions! She will be so proud of me then! Agent Z is back on duty!," Zaina cheered out, pulling off the final petal. Seconds later, both her and Hannah were skipping out of the cabin.
Twilight sighed, curling up into one of her quilts, and pulling out her unicorn plush, "Frosty kissed me yesterday...," she whispered.
And in the girls' side of the washroom, "you don't mind, do you?." Mitchel asked, looking over at Rosalie.
"No, of course not. But why isn't the guys side, safe again?," Rosalie asked powdering her face.
"Well man, you see, in wee hours of last night, Frosty decided he needed to take a leak. When he went to the washroom, it turns out Britt was already there," he stopped, being cut off by Rosalie.
"So you're too afraid that a British guy would steal the attention of the urinal?"
"Huh?! No no! He did his business, but then Saber showed up, and Frosty ended up in the middle of the their fight, he has a black eye now! And if you think I'm going to risk my dancing legs just to do my business! You be cra'," the dancer laughed Then did he some simple footwork before leaving the washroom, "see you at the challenge."
Rosalie laughed to herself, applying her eye liner, "guys... they can be so stupid some times... But sometimes they can be so perfect." Looking in the mirror, she imagined Emmett's arms wrapped around her waist.
(conf): Frosty is shown sitting on the mechanical Santa, his arms wrapped around the metallic figure, "are you ever going to find me. It's almost Christmas... Twilight keeps saying you'll find me, but if you do find me, will you make me leave her behind? And what happens if you just aren't looking for me... Big man, can you just hurry up... Please?"
Lindsay stood on one of the many tables in the mess hall, "me hear! Me hear!," she called out, trying to get the teens attention who were all enjoying their omelettes. Saber rolled his eyes, upon noticing the host's mistake. "Apparently, the big-time producer at Teletoons thinks we need to have a real challenge... Because apparently my challenges weren't good enough. So they sent me this piece of paper, with today's challenge!"
The teens groaned, they were starting to like not having to do the painful and embarrassing challenges that made Total Drama so popular in the first place. "As long as no turtles make a meal of my body, I think I'm ready," Vishal stated, causing the other guys to howler out in emotional pain.
"And if leeches are not involved I'm up for anything. Besides, I haven't destroyed anybodies hopes and dreams today- I'm a little behind schedule," Ivy taunted.
Jade bobbed her head, pointing to a nearby clock, "schedule," she said slowly.
"Oh good! Then Vishy and Ivy, you two get to do the first part of the challenge! Come with me," Lindsay encouraged, as she led them to one of the corners in the room. Standing there were two pear trees, and box full of decorations. "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree!"
"That's it? We just need to decorate the tree?," Vishal scratched his head.
"Sounds good to me!," Ivy replied quickly, "don't make her change her mind!," she said under her breath.
Meanwhile, outside, Brandon was leading Hannah and Jade to a large bird cage, big enough for about five people to stand in. "Inside of there, are many birds. Your challenge is to find the turtle dove. First person to find it, and leave the cage scores a point. On the second day of Chrstmas, my true love gave to me, two turtle doves."
The two girls looked at one another. "What, you don't want your boy friend to do it for you?," Jade rolled her eyes.
"Oh, please. I've done this a million times in video games, how hard could it be? And by the way, maybe you should spend less time with Ivy, she's rubbing you the wrong way," Hannah argued, stepping into the cage.
Jade watched, as Hannah attempted to remain silent, as to not wake the sleeping birds. "BANG!," Jade hollered out, causing the birds to freak out and storm around Hannah.
The gamer glared at Jade, "why did you do that! Now the birds are going to hurt us!," Hannah proclaimed, as birds began to bite down on her hair and carry her into the sky.
"Hurt us? I'm not in the cage, I'm safe out here," Jade smirked, "see you later, cheater. Next time think about what happens when you cheat on your boy friend. Like I said, Dania would be so disappointed!"
Back in the mess hall, "ok, who's next?," Lindsay requested, as both Frosty and Twilight raised their hands. "Okai, I hope you're ready! I think you two have the hardest challenge of them all."
Both Frosty and Twilight gulped. Lindsay led them to the kitchen, where a dozen eggs were laid inside a carton. Lindsay nodded, then began to walk away. "Wait! What's the challenge," Twilight questioned.
"Oh... I almost forgot that Moonlight! You need to determine which of these eggs is from France," she paused, then sang out, "on the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three French hens!"
Frosty began to examine the eggs, "do you have any idea on which egg is French?"
"Well, you know how Zaina has been going on secret agent missions lately? She's been teaching me a thing or two. So, with my new-found skills, I'm going to say that the egg, that says FRENCH, is the French egg," Twilight giggled, grabbing onto said egg.
"And so the grasshopper, teaches the master. Your journey is now complete," Frosty announced, as the two began to laugh.
Twilight found a bowl in one of the cupboards, "now, who wants cake?"
In the mess hall, Jade and Ivy ran into each other, "done so soon?," Jade questioned.
"Yeah, I decided that decorating trees is lame, and my talents could be used elsewhere. You?"
"Well, let's just say, Hannah got really into the challenge," Jade snickered to herself, Ivy giving a nod.
Lindsay attracted the attention of the teens again, "well, the next task had something to do with Calling Birds. But we don't know what those are," Brandon shook his head in approval, "so we decided since Team Olympic has one player less they would get a point!"
Brandon added on, "that means the score is currently one-zil." Team Olympic shouted out in cheer, while the other team rolled their eyes, saying how it was unfair. "But then, we realized we had no clue what to do for the sixth challenge either so we decided to give Team Misfitz a point for that one."
The two teams sighed, realizing they were tied. "For this next challenge, we need a pair from each team!," Lindsay announced, as both Saber and Britt stepped forward, followed by Mitchel and Rosalie.
"Well this is going to be awkward," Brandon laughed to himself, as he pulled Zaina and Ivy away for their next challenge.
"Why did he say that?," Mitchel asked to Rosalie.
"What's the fifth verse to the 12 days of Christmas?," she replied, as the duo began to laugh.
Lindsay handed Mitchel and Britt a golden ring, "you need to propose to your partner, the best proposal, as judged by moi, will win."
Britt shook his head, as Saber glared at him, "no way mate, I don't want to be friends with ya', sure as heck don't want to marry the lad."
"Oh thank god," Saber announced.
Mitchel just shrugged his shoulders and slipped the ring onto one of Rosalie's fingers, "I do," she laughed, admiring the plastic ring.
"Point to Team Olympic!," Lindsay announced, "you two are boring!," she stated, looking at the two boys, who were in the middle of a stare-off.
Brandon meanwhile, handed ice skates to both Ivy and Zaina. "On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, seven swans a swimming," the intern sung out. "The first one to bring back their team flag, out there, wins the point!," he pointed out towards the frozen lake where their flags were in jammed into the middle of the ice.
"I will defeat you! You have been holding the flowers hostage. Evil Ivy. Ivy of evil!," Zaina declared, as she pulled the skates on and skated off.
Ivy quickly pulled her skates on as well, "what are you talking about Izzy-clone!?"
"He said that you would say that!"
Ivy hissed to herself, as Zaina skated out of her sight, "did everybody take a crazy pill today or something?"
In the mess hall, Lindsay was counting up the new totals, "with Anna Belle and Vishy scoring points, that brings the new total to 3-2, with the Fitmits in the lead!"
"Her name is Hannah," both Britt and Saber proclaimed. The girl in question blushed.
"Britt, just stop. Game over. You ran out of lives. Pass the controller over to the next player," Hannah declared finally getting enough courage.
Britt seemed startled, but Vishal cut in, "Hannah, if it wasn't obvious already, he's over you. You're both dead to him, so just leave the brit alone." Britt nodded in approval.
"Oooh drama! But next task! Michelle, Hannah-Bell. You're both up!," the host declared, as she played music. "On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eight ladies dancing."
Mitchel immediately began to dance to the now-famous, gangnam style dance, earning applause from his team. On the other side, Hannah was attempting to dance to the disco, but only made a mess of the rooms' decorations, plus her hair was a mess, entangled with twigs, from her prior task. "Why are all the boys chasing after her again?," Jade asked Rosalie, who shrugged.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, "should we add whip cream to the top?," Frosty asked, as Twilight pulled the freshly baked cupcakes out from the oven.
"Yes!," she answered, almost too quickly.
"Wait... I remember what happened the last time, maybe we should pass on the cream for today," Mitchel deducted blushing slightly.
Twilight looked down at the ground, "oh... yeah. You're right."
Back outside, Zaina was literally dancing circles around Ivy. "Tell me where you hid the flowers! Or face the wrath of Zaina E. Squire!"
"What flowers! Your magic flowers!? Is that what's making everybody cra'-cra'?!," Ivy shouted, trying to skate past the insane agent.
In the mess-hall, "point to gryffindor! Oh wait... Wrong challenge... Dang-it! Point to Team Olympic! You are now both tied! And due to me accidentally losing the rest of the piece of paper," the scene flashes back to Lindsay blowing her nose. "The challenge is now over! The final standings will be determined by the two tasks currently going on!"
The teams sat anxious, as Frosty and Twilight walked back into the room. Twilight tossed an egg at Lindsay, who just managed to catch it. Frosty, on the other hand, quickly removed a smidge of whip cream that was on Twilight's cheek. "Is that it?"
"Yes it is!, with that, team Misfitz takes the lead!"
Brandon walked into the room, "well then, that means it's a tie. Ivy somehow managed to distract Zaina enough to make it back first."
"So now what? Do we go to the secret bonus level?," Hannah asked, causing Saber to give a quick laugh.
"Well I suppose so. In ten minutes, Ivy and Vishy will face-off in a game of rock-paper-scissors, the winner wins for their team!," Lindsay announced.
To the side, Vishal whispered something to Zaina, who was busy sniffing a small rose. "Got it! Agent Z is on the case!"
In stride the agent-in-training made her way towards to Jade and Ivy. "Zaina," they both purred out.
"Agent Z. Actually. And it seems you happen to owe Agent V. A favor. He will be playing scissors. You know what to do," Zaina claimed, marching away. Jade looked at Ivy, "what was that about?"
"Nothing," Ivy muttered, walking towards the center of the room to do the challenge.
"You know the rules, on three reveal," Brandon clarified.
The other contestants began to chant, "One! Two! Three!" When the third word was shouted, Vishal revealed his scissors, and Ivy showed rock.
"You owed me!," Vishal growled, as Lindsay announced that Team Olympic won.
Ivy laughed, "oh I did? The debt was paid when I let you win the first mini task of the day... and besides, I thought rock lost to scissors." Ivy turned to Jade, who met her, with their elaborate handshake which involved clapping, snapping and their signature purr.
"Agent V? What do we do now?," Zaina asked.
"Our team is a wreck. We just need to vote together, we'll be safe. Just trust me."
(conf): Rosalie is shown standing beside Santa, "all I want for Christmas... All I want for Christmas is Emmett to be in my arms.
(conf): "I just want Frosty to be happy, I want you to find Frosty!," Twilight begged.
(conf): Mitchel sits on Santa's lap, "I just want to see my dad again..."
The scene cuts to show Mitchel teaching Rosalie to waltz, with Frosty and Twilight beside them. "The waltz is one of the most romantic dances, you should only perform it with the one who you love the most."
"Good thing we're married then..." Rosalie laughed, trying to bring a smile to her face.
Twilight was holding Frosty tight, "we need to stop that... The kissing I mean. Santa wouldn't approve of us being naughty."
Frosty sighed softly, "even the big man can't see everything. And I think my protector deserves something for all of her hard work."
Ivy swayed with the silent beat, as she made her way beside Mitchel, "mind if I cut in?"
Rosalie stepped away, and began to watch the sun set. "And what does this lonely peasant have to thank for having the presence of the Queen?," Mitchel said dryly.
"I know it was you. You gave me the frozen roses," Ivy said softly, as they began to sway in the beat.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Mitchel blushed, as Ivy's head found the crevice in his shoulder.
Off to the side, Jade stared at the two. "So much for rule number one, 'do not crush on anyone.'" The snow began to drift down slowly on the scene, as the group continued to waltz.
But not all was peaceful on the island, "why are your boxers on my side of the cabin!" Saber yelled out, tossing the One Direction garments at Britt's face.
"I figured you might want those. I thought it might be a good idea to be done with them first, that way you don't try and take them while I'm still using them!," the brit shouted back.
"She wasn't even yours to begin with!," Saber hollered.
"Just drop it, geek."
Vishal, who was laying on his bunk in the middle is shown, a wide smirk spread across his face. "Picture perfect," he whispered.
The scene cuts to the elimination ceremony. Lindsay lights the fire, as Team Misfitz takes their place on the ice cubes. Zaina frowned when she realized the cube beside her was empty- Lexi wasn't there any more.
"We really have got to stop losing!," Hannah announced.
"Why do you think we keep losing?," Vishal spat back.
"... Don't even go there. My love life is none of your concern!"
Lindsay glanced back and forth as the two continued to yell, "any ways... you know the deal. If you get a s'more you are safe, if you do not, you ain't coming back, ever! Vishal, and Zaina you're both safe!"
They nodded and bit into their s'mores. "I told you, we're safe... Just trust me," Vishal winked.
"Just trust you..." Zaina started, "that's what I told Lexi..." she whispered to herself.
"Twilight, you are also safe," Brandon smiled, handing her, her s'more.
"Thanks," she told him.
"And that leaves you three, the new Duncan-Gwen-Trent triangle. I miss Trent, he used to play the cutest of songs to me, when I was sad... I should really invite him to the event too! But, sorry Saber," Lindsay was cut off.
"Serves him right. See you never," Britt laughed.
"But your girlfriend is eliminated... Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Hannah, I'm sorry, but you're dead to us," Lindsay sang out softly.
"Harsh much?" Brandon asked, but Lindsay shrugged.
Britt turned to Vishal and thanked him. While Saber and Hannah shared one last hug, "you better win now... But you'll need to forgive him."
Saber shook his head, as Hannah departed on Skipper, "did Sir. Ike ever forgive Soren?"
(conf): "Oh Santa, all I want for Christmas? The ten-thousand dollar prize," Vishal grinned.
(conf): Zaina looked Santa in the eyes, "I just wish I could see Lexi again..."
(conf): Britt sighed, sitting on Santa's lap, "when will things work out for me?"
The scene cuts to the female Misfitz cabin; Zaina, Vishal and Britt are sitting on the floor. "Welcome to our first official meeting."
Vishal grinned, as the two other teens forced a smile onto their faces, "thanks... you know, for keeping me," Britt sighed.
"You're welcome," Vishal grinned, putting his hand in the center of the three friends.
Zaina thought of everything that happened in the day, before placing her hand over Vishal's, "in it, to win it."
"In it, to win it!," Britt agreed, placing his hand over the others.
(conf): "I just want for people to know the truth... But I can't," Ivy whispered into the camera.
(conf): "Aca-scuse me, she can't be falling in love with Mitch the Biz-nitch! It's against everything she taught me! I might need to use my muscles to convince her, or a real good song!," Jade whined.
(conf): Saber glances into the camera, "all alone again... Just like school."
In the girl's cabin for Team Olympic; Ivy, Jade, and Mitchel were sitting on the beds. "Welcome to our first official meeting."
The scene jumps to Lindsay, at the lake shore, "I wonder what could happen now! But stay tuned, for the first part of the three-part Christmas special! With special appearances of TD alumn, Beth and Trent!"