Answering The Sacred and Profane's gender challenge and "What's Robin's P.O.V.?" while causing my eyes to bleed - yeeeeeeessssssssss! XD XD XC

Robin watched with a mix of perverse delight and horror as Ace and Sabo - or Une and Ibis as they liked to be known when Ivankov went wild like this - dragged the reluctant (but obviously horny)Anaconda Manco - Boa Hancock - and Marcus into the Thousand Sunny's men's quarters, where Luffyko was currently spread-eagled and naked and moaning all over his - her - bunk.

The former Baroque Works' agent drew the line at watching the Amazon...men...unleash their serpents on the cooing trio of East Blue...women. His eyeballs fluttered away rapidly as Luffyko, Une and Ibis dove onto the fresh meat, so to speak.

"This place," he muttered to himself while three hands squeezed the bridge of his sharp, bloody nose, "never ceases to surprise me."

His current partner only shuffled her deck of cards idly as Bonne and Toshi traipsed past, naked save for strategically placed whipped cream, chasing after a giggling Sonja and a drukenly crude Zora, who had apparently decided that less was more - if the tight, short, non-concealing lace apron and the ragged, abbreviated, sloppily-tied yukata were anything to go by.

Robin really did love Sonja's strong, prominent hips and Toshi's well-muscled body, but Zora's ass was eye-candy of the highest degree, and Bonne's sheer amplitude...the thought made him shiver in a weird frisson of disgust and rapture. He was suddenly very thankful that all of these attributes were rarely revealed for general viewing pleasure.

"Chances that these activities will decrease within the next several hours are becoming rather miniscule," his partner drawled slowly as she shifted in the hammock. Robin could only smirk thinly as he looked up just in time to catch Namizou and Ky manhandle Sogehime into a corner of the bathroom before the window shade came down.

Dammit. Her lush, brown, curly locks fell down over some particularly pert nipples. He'd been hoping to catch sight of them again...

Robin caught movement out of the corner of his eye - Perron had Traffina in a new lolita-girl outfit - complete with choker and leash - licking his new leather boots. He really didn't want to know what Frankie was doing behind the now-female doctor - he'd lost a little affection for the cyborg lady after realizing that the breasts were silicone implants, as good as they were for a self-done operation.

...Just a little though. The operation was really well done.

The real fun, though, was watching his former boss, Lady Crocodile, rolling around in one of the lifeboats with X. Draconia. That woman was obviously blessed with a long, talented tongue and some strong thighs, even if her legs weren't as long as Sonja's or as graceful as Ibis'-

Skanks and Bennina squealed loudly from the blow-up pool on the grass, interrupting Robin's musings as Maki continued to lick beer off of their drenched bodies instead of scooping it from the pool itself. Honestly, Maki was a freak to the nth degree - they could all stand to learn from her - him.

Either one.

"Likelihood that Ivankov remained in this location after spiking the lemonade and the rum punch - 2% and lessening," Robin's partner continued, now straddling his narrow, naked lap. Her blonde hair swept straight over her firm behind, almost as enthralling as the way she was plucking her gloves off with her sharp teeth. The sight kept Robin from turning her head as Noji 'helped' a loud and happy Toni Toni in the infirmary below. Killer's screams of delight as Sadi-kun spanked her over the figure-head didn't even make the Straw-hat archaeologist flinch - he was too busy trying to remember how to breathe as "The Magician" sank on his length.

"Maybe," Robin murmured as he moved to sit up and kiss the slender, fair woman - if only to ignore Bentham's frenzied wailing as Eulie ground herself against the bound, now fully male dancer in the crow's nest gym, "That's for the best tonight, hmm?"

"I utterly agree," Mihanna purred into his neck, slipping her taut, finely-shaped sword-master's - sword-mistress' - body behind the dark-haired man while her ample bosom rubbed delicious circles on his broad, fair back, "So let's all enjoy, hmmm?"

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Brooke wallowed in the mountain of discarded boxers and briefs and panties that she'd been able to make off with.

"Yohohohoho! If only Okama-san and Captain Kidd could have another bachelorette party!"

"Ve can alvays arrange these things, can't ve candy boy?" Iva-chan purred wickedly.

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