Chapter
7: The Inspection of DOOM
"What the hell?" Melody asked in a quiet voice so the dean couldn't hear her. "What happened?"
"Well see, I went to the bathroom pissed off. The dean passed me and and asked me what was wrong. I said nothing hoping he'd go away. But he said that he got a few complaints earlier and said he wanted to come over to make sure everything is in order. He's the bloody dean, I can't say no." Alicia hissed.
"So what the heck are we supposed to do?" Melody asked, pointing to the group, who was sitting there in shock.
"We could use "the thing."" Alicia said in a mischievous tone.
"What thing?" They asked.
"We can't use it. We don't have a clue if its safe." Melody argued.
"What thing?" The feudal era group rose their voice a little.
"So? Does it look like we have a choice?" Alicia argued back.
"What thing?" Sango, Miroku, Kagome, and Inuyasha almost shouted.
"This thing." Alicia said, turning to a sheet covered thing.
"How long has that been there?" They asked in unison.
She shrugged and ripped the sheet off revealing a a machine that has a huge glass dome. There was some buttons and levers on the side and a door entering a glass dome. "This is a Teleporter!" She declared.
"Holy..." The feudal era gang breathed.
Sorry. Just messing with ya. I always wanted to do that. Lol! So anyway, this is what actually happened.
"What the heck are we gonna do?" They hissed at each other.
"I don't think we have much choice." Melody started.
"That's the most obvious hiding spot." Alicia repented.
"That's what makes it a good hiding spot."
"What's going to happen?" Miroku asked. They both looked at him, then pushed him to the ground and rolled him under the bed.
"Under the--" Sango started but had her mouth covered by Melody.
"Don't say anything. Who knows if he's listening." Melody said.
"Right." Kagome said.
"Hey, what's this?" Miroku asked, pulling out a teddy bear. Melody grabbed it and without a word, impatiently kicked Miroku deeper under the bed.
"So, do I follow him?" Sango asked. They nodded.
"There's no way I'm going under there." Inuyasha declared. Alicia kicked in in the back of the kneecaps causing himto crumple. She then tried to force Inuyasha's head under her bed in a very rough manner. His hat was lopsided. As it was falling off, Kagome rushed over, slammed his hat back on, and threw herself under the bed with him.
So Sango was under the bed with Miroku and Inuyasha was under another bed with Kagome. Melody put the blankets and pillows and everything they had used to sleep with that morning under each of the beds forcing Sango and Kagome to squish into the guy behind her. Miroku wasn't complaining but Inuyasha was a little bit uncomfortable.
Melody and Alicia looked around to make sure everything was in order. They dumped some clothes into the closet and sat on their beds. "Come in." They said, with slight confidence in their voice.
The dean opened the door and stepped in. He had glasses and greased back brown hair. He was wearing a brown suit. He looked around and pushed his glasses back. "Do you ladies want to know why I come here today?"
"Your a busy man, Mr. Alanson. We don't know why you would want to waste your time with some regular college girls." Alicia said, chuckling nervously.
Inuyasha fake gagged and Kagome elbowed him in the gut. He let out a small grunt.
"Did you hear that?" Mr. Alanson said, looking around. Kagome clapped her hand to her forehead.
"Is someone here?" He asked.
"What would make you say that sir?" Melody said.
Mr. Alanson scratched his head and looked back at the girls. "Well anyway, I got a complaint from a boy by the name of Ukaran Makasouai saying that the thumping around you guys do early in the morning continually is irritating him."
"Ukaran...? You mean that irritating numskull?" Alicia asked
"I guess you could call him that, but I am still here to inspect you. School policy."
"Screw school policy..." Alicia muttered.
"What was that?" Mr. Alanson asked.
"I said, what's on the school policy has to be filled out." Alicia said. Melody clapped her forehead.
"She's a hot-tempered idiot." Inuyasha muttered. Kagome clenched her fist and rammed her elbow into his gut. Inuyasha groaned in pain.
"Ok, I am seriously hearing things." The dean said, looking around. "Do you guys know the rules about keeping people here unmarked?"
"Uh, no." Melody said.
"Darn. I hoped you knew. But I will look it up and I will get back to you." The dean said, bending down to look under the bed Miroku and Sango were in. Sango's face was about two inches from the dean's hand as he reached into there to look for stowaways.
Sango scooted back a little and squeezed into Miroku. Sango was really sure that he was going to try something, this just wasn't the time to smack him. She could just picture his smiling face grinning as she pressed her body against him. Just thinking about it made her want to punch him.
Yes, Miroku was grinning, but he was content enough with Sango so close to him that he didn't need to touch her. But either way Sango was still tensing up. It was now being unbearably uncomfortable to be there. She needed to leave where she was hiding and she needed to escape this pervert!
The dean was satisfied and stood up straight to talk to them for a final point. Melody and Alicia were looking at him, not really paying attention, but nodding every time it felt right.
What happened next hit Alicia, who saw it first, like a ton of bricks. A female hand, poking out of the bed, scraping against the floor like she was trying to escape pain or death.
"So, I believe we are all done here. So, just one last look." He said, turning to look at the room but Alicia scrambled over and stomped on her hand. Sango gave a tiny squeal and her hand retreated back into under the bed.
"You guys are acting really weird." The dean said, raising an eyebrow. "But I guess that's not my problem. I'll be back to tell you about the rule that I said I was going to look up."
"Yeah, you do that." Alicia said, stomping her foot again on Sango's hand that once again tried to poke out.
Mr Alanson turned to leave, but stopped and turned back. "Oh, and does that constant banging of the heater or whatever bother you?"
"Nope."
"Not at all."
"We, we've heard that for so long, we've gotten so used to it that we can't sleep without it."
"Yeah, so don't call anyone." Alicia added.
"Ok." The dean said. Everyone held their breath, and the door clicked behind him as it closed. Everyone let it go.
"Ok, you guys can come out now." Alicia said.
Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Inuyasha's heads exploded from out from underneath the bed and they took a deep breath like they haven't breathed in ever so long.
"You were saying Kagome?" Sango asked, handing her the textbook from on the table.
Kagome rubbed her forehead and opened the textbook to where she left off. "A descendant of a powerful lord once said that you must get the one who set the curse on you, or their descendant to defeat them in combat or they must send you back themselves." Kagome finished.
"Your interested in that kind of crap?" Alicia asked.
Yay. They narrowly escaped being found out, to some extent anyway.
So, for my randomness segment, I had community service day last friday. It's when the entire school takes the day off from classes and helps the enviorment. Well anyway, me and my friends were grouped with these boys and we were cleaning up the beach. They found this piece of seaweed and started flinging it around the girls. It looked like this outragously huge worm, so all the girls creamed and scattered. They did the same thing with a dead carcass of a dead horseshoe crab. It was disgusting.
But anyway, I've been really busy these days, and even though I go on the computer a lot, it's all for schoolwork. Darn you school! So please read and review, it will be appreciated, really.
Alena Rio