My eyes opened to find myself face to face with the beautiful Itachi Uchiha. Excuse me, the naked, angle face Uchiha with the most endearing long eyelashes in the world. I bit my lip and blushed as my hand softly crested his face and thumb traced the line under his eye. "I'm one lucky little bitch," I mused quietly. "Too bad you are just too beautiful to be the man of this relationship."
"If I remember right… I have the male organs," Itachi mumbled sleepily, making me flinch in surprise. "Which means… I am the man to you, woman." I noted the smirk when he said 'woman' and for that, I cuddled up into his warm chest.
"'Woman'?" I giggled. "Why can't I be mad at you for that word?"
"I am playing when I say it," he yawned as his free hands scratch his head lazily. Oh my god, he was acting like a normal guy. Pouting as he opened his eyes to look down at me, I blushed and looked away. "Silly, girl," Itachi purred moving his hand under my chin to have or lips meet in a quick kiss. I nipped his lip unsure until the young man opened his mouth to let my tongue explore his mouth freely. I winced as he pulled me on top of him to make the kiss deeper.
"O-ow," I whimpered and he seem to freeze. "Sorry," I blushed. "I'm just a little sore from a little ago."
"Apologies," he frowned as his fingers crest my cheek.
"It's okay," I smiled, then locked lips with him again.
"Itachi-san!" a high pitched voice cheerfully yelled in Japanese as the door was thrown open and Tobi hopped in. I turned and looked back in utter terror as Itachi had an annoyed frown on his lips. Tobi said something to Itachi not even noticing what was around him until he opened his eye. Then he playfully called out to me, "Linzi-san! What are you doing with Itachi-san?" My eyes widen as Itachi softly pushed me to the side of the bed and got up.
"Thank you, Tobi," he stocky replied walking nude to shove the boy out his door. "Knock next time… please."
"Oh my!" Tobi yelped. "You were playing 'THAT' game with Linzi-san! I can't wait to tell Deidara-senpai!"
"No!" I ordered with a heavy blush. "You better not, Tobi, or I'll never talk to you again!" With that said, Itachi shut his door. "Do you think-"
"I won't, Linzi-san!" Tobi yelled from the other side of the door.
"Never mind," I sighed and Itachi smiled. "I just know he is still going to tell Deidara…"
"Does it matter?" he asked, walking over to the bed, then sat down next to me as I blushed again.
"Does it?" I questioned, hiding my head under the silk soft sheet.
"No," he purred, finding my hand with his bracelet on it, then caressed it.
"…Itachi, how could you just stand like that without even flinching?"
"Hmm?"
"You're naked," I mumbled, peeking at him.
"I prefer not letting Tobi… how to say this," he muttered, then smirked, "get an eye full of…your goods. I reserve that pleasure…for myself~."
"Eh!" I squeaked with a bright red face, making him laugh. "Stop saying embarrassing thing!"
"I only want to make you smile," Itachi chuckled as I felt his weight shift when crawl on top of me and the blanket. I pulled down the blanket slightly to see him clearly. "Hn."
"What?"
"Care to join me for a shower …before I leave on my mission with Kisame?" he asked lips moist as his claming breath touched my face.
Oh god. "All- All right," I nodded.
It was about evening when I sat down alone after Itachi left with that silly blue fish partner of his. It was quiet with the men gone doing missions or re-supplying their items. What was I good for here? What was my purpose in this magical world? I stiffened slightly when I heard, "Oh! Konnichiwa, Adams-chan!"
I turned my head to meet the "angel" of the Akatsuki smiling at me as she held clothes in her hands carefully. "Ah… Konan, yes?" I asked and she smiled taking a seat next to me. "You are very excited to meet me?"
"Adorable!" she yipped happily. I blushed slightly when the clothes fell from her grasp as she grabbed me into a hug. What in the hell was wrong with her? "You, me, sisters!"
"Huh?" I wondered. "You mean because I'm the only girl that joined the Akatsuki, I'm like your sister?"
"Kind of!" Konan smirked as her hands took the sides of my face and then she mused. "Improper!"
"What?"
"Come on!" she purred grabbing the clothes in one hand and my wrist in her others.
"My clothes?"
"Deidara's?"
"Um, yeah, they're his," I nodded.
"Not for us!"
I did not really struggle as she shoved me into a room that, guessing from all the stuff animals and paper, was hers'. Carefully, she locked the door to the bedroom, then went over to her closet and pushed open the sliding doors. Horror covered my face as a massive amount of clothes hung from racks and neat shelves seem to sparkle at me. What was she planning to do to me…? Konan placed down the clothes she had been cuddling when we had met, then started going through the other pieces in her disturbing secret closet.
"Aha!" she cheered, tossing a more fitting turquoise tank top with fish net at me. "Try on!" Blushing slightly, I did as she said when Konan went back into the closet, looking for something else. "Skirt!" She yelled making me jump as I held the shirt against my chest as I faced her. Smiling at me, the blue hair woman walked over and set it down on the bed as I pulled on the shirt quickly. "Yes?"
"Uh, I don't wear short skirts," I said flustered. "Do you have something longer?"
Frowning, she thought for a moment. Konan grabbed the skirt shortly as she made her way back to her hidden treasures. I would have never pegged that Konan was like any other woman, but I shouldn't be too surprise by this. I turned my attention to Konan when she coughed to get my attention back on her. "Here," she gently said, holding a long gray tie-around skirt. "Shoes?"
"Konan, you are too kind," I grinned as she ducked away again. Quietly, I slipped out of the pants I borrowed and tie the skirts darker color ties around me. I used a soft knot on my side to hold it together, then let the length the strings hang down.
"Size?" Konan asked.
"Uh," I blushed.
"Hmm, okay!" She grabbed three different pairs of shoes. Did she really keep a closet full of mix and match sizes of shoes? "About the same." She sat down on her bed then patted the bed next to her. I sat next to her and she lift her feet up and beckoned me to do the same. When I did, she laughed as we found my feet were by the smallest amount smaller than hers. "Black, then."
"Why the black?" I asked when she handed them to me. Great, they had 3 inch hills on this sandals.
"Fit better," Konan giggled as I strapped the shoes on. They seem to mimic high hill boots with open toes, but they worked. I stood up and brushed the skirt down to see how I looked in her hanging mirror.
"Much better, not that I don't mind super baggy," I sighed in relief, "but now I remember what gender I am."
"Don't see how not," Konan said surprising me when she lightly cupped my breast playfully making me jump with a bright blush. "Hand fully."
"Konan!" I yelled pushing her hands off.
"Itachi's happy about that~!" I looked at her mortified, making her laugh loudly. "Tobi." I groaned and swore to kick him in the knee for tell her what he found today.
"Anyone else now?"
"Pein," she answered.
"Please keep it a secret, Konan!" I pleaded as she undid my pony tail.
"Style and make-up?"
"Only if you promise," I nodded. She squealed as she forced me into her bathroom. "Just not to much if you use any type of blue, it makes me look like a whore."
"Don't worry," she smiled once more. "Trust me."