"Kyoya?" "Yes Mr Radish?" "I LOVE YOU! GAYING OUT WITH HANA ON YOUR OWN WAS GLORIOUS! IM STILL GEEKING OUT ABOUT IT!" "... Well it was for revenge so it's allowed... Speaking of... I think you owe me for that little Haruhi scene?" "Oh that? Heh heh oh god!" I went screaming. "Run run run as fast as you can... There's no hiding from the shadow king." when someone owes Kyoya you're as good as dead.

Chapter 7- Lovey Dovey

The weekend of glory ended and I was hiding in the safety of my bed room filled with video games and plushies. "Hey Pikachu what do you think I should do? I'm tired of being a girl, I can't do any of the stuff I wanna do! - what's that Mickey? You think I should just cut my hair? Not a bad idea. - oh Cuppy, you're such a dirty minded little bunny rabbit. You really think so? - oh my god Tuxedo Mask you're right! If I stay a girl and Haruhi stays a guy then our chance for romance will totally be at it's all time highest! - that's true Zatch, Haruhi is oblivious. - yes grell there is also Kyoya to worry about... Shiver he's so scary." What am I gonna do? I mean... I'm talking to my stuffed animals... Why do I have so many?

I went out for a walk, "what to do. I don't think I can go on being a girl any longer." I found myself lost, "sigh why is it all fictional characters go for a walk when they don't know what to do?" I pulled out the pamphlet Haruhi gave me, you know from my bag... Sigh... No wonder I'm confused, "Let's see, it's apparently more dramatic this way? Something always happens when a main character goes out on their own."

It started to rain, "BUT IT WAS SUNNY A MINUTE AGO!" I went for cover under a tree and sat on it's open dry roots, "jeez, what am I gonna do with myself? I never wanted to be a girl, it's my stupid dad's fault. Mom when are you coming home? You could talk some sense into him?" then a man, in his early thirties came up to me, "Hey girly what cha doing all on your own?" "I'm not a prostitute." "Course not honey, why don't we take this back to my place and warm up." "I'm not a girl either." "sure youre not, geez I don't know what you're on but I like it, let's go." "seriously dude I-" he put his hand over my mouth and a friend of his drove up and they threw me in the trunk of their car!

Ok ok don't panic! Has this ever happened before! Strange I feel like it has? Well that's not Important! I reached into my bag for my phone and clicked it open. I know! I'll call dad! "Pick up pick up pick up." "Hello, mr Kyubiji isn't in right now is there-" I closed it. "God damn it dad! You'd think to answer when your son is being kidnapped! Damn it at this rate I'll be raped and murdered. Sigh looks like I'm relying on the police." I dialed but the trunk I was in opened and they took my phone.

They pulled me out and one of them hit me for trying to make a call. "Hurry, there's no telling who she tried to call." they pulled me into a building, it looked like an old hospital. The faded white walls were covered in mold and the tiled floor was cracked and pieces were missing. Then I realized where we were, there used to be an old town about an hour away from where I currently lived, but then it flooded, luckily the people knew it would happen and so they left and since then people were banned from coming here.

They went to a door down the end of a water logged hall. The paint was all gone and the door had wood fringed, but most likely softened from drowning as often as it did. They turned the rusty knob and forced it open. It lead downstairs into darkness. They took my bag and shoved me down there, when I thought I'd be hurt I realized I was sinking, "Water!" they slammed the door and I was left in darkness, I swam for the steps and waited there. Who knows what will happen to me now?

Meanwhile

It was the next day and it was back to school. "Hey any of you know where Hana is?" asked Haruhi. "Oh yeah I don't see him anywhere," replied Hikaru not really caring. "Yeah what's keeping him, we even have a new game to play," continued Kaoru. "Guys can you quit bullying him already. He has enough problems." The twins placed matching evil grins stretching across their faces, "Why all the defending Haruhi? Did something happen between you two?"

"Not really, but I can relate to his situation in a way. I mean my dad knows who I am but the rest of the school doesn't. He can't even go home, no one believes him at all," Haruhi gazed out the window, "So I guess I sort of relate, even if it isn't by much. Strange i can almost say i feel bad for him. Still i cant imagine why hes not here?" class began and they were seated.

Classes for the day had ended and it was time for hosting hours to begin. "still no Hana," muttered Haruhi. The hosts were to their usual tricks, Tamaki the prince, Kyota the sexy cool, Honny the cake bunny loving chibi, Mori the guardian, and the gay twins. "Yes, it seems Hana isn't here at all," said a creepy voice, "But with the help of the black magic club we could help you in finding her?" The hosts turned their eyes to the looming figures in a rather large doorway. "where does that door come from?" asked Hikaru as he tended to do every time that door showed up.

Nekozawa stepped into the light, still wearing his dark cloak. Another shorter figure followed him into the hostclub. The room was instantly colder. "This is my apprentice Kori Kurayami, don't let the temperature bother you, she just has a natural chill. Her powers of sight are incredible." "Yes, in another world... Well never mind. Hello again Hikaru... Kaoru." "Again?" they muttered in fear. "That's not important, just take a look into this crystal ball, it will allow us to find your friend." she pulled a class orb from her slave and waved her hands around it when it started floating,

"Where is the angry transvestite?" an image of Haruhi's dad showed up in the glass. "Wrong one." Haruhi herself showed up, "Not her, another one!" "Hey Kaoru, do we know her?" Hikaru Whispered. "It's a long story... Like so long it would take 13 chapters to tell." "... What?" "Just don't ask." Kori's eyes were shining, like evil shiney, in the shadow of her cloak. The twins backed up. "We're looking for Hana Kyubiji stupid crystal ball!" she banged it with a karate chop and it fuzzed like an older TV. "YOU'RE KIDDING!"