Chapter 7: War Games Elimination match - The Dragon World Order ('American Dragon' Jake Long, Meowth, Chris Griffin & Cheeseburger Eddy) versus The Digimon Union (Triple Crown World Tag Team champions WarGreymon & WereGarurumon, 'The Fire of Courage' Flamedramon and a mystery partner).
Squidward: 'Now its time for the Match Beyond. The challenge was issued at Internet Incident after Jake Long defeated Flamedramon in an I Quit match with help from his buddies. Triple Crown World Tag Team champs WarGreymon & WereGarurumon had just defeated Scorpion & Sub Zero to unify three sets of tag team titles and now have to look over their shoulder as we crown new no.1 contenders later tonight when Homer Simpson & Peter Griffin team up for the honor of UCW against the turncoat Brian Griffin-Armington and Ace Armington!'
Greg: 'But back to now, Squid ol' buddy. The rules of a War Games match are explained enough, so we're going to let Megaman explain them to you.'
Kif: 'Now down to Megaman, with the official introductions!'
Megaman stood by the announce tables as the omnious double-ring cage lowered over the two rings. Fireworks erupted from the four corners of the long cage once it was chained to the rings.
Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this next matchup... is the War Games Elimination match! The rules of this match are as follows - two competitors start for a few minutes and then the bell will sound. The referee in charge of the bout shall host a coin toss and the winner of the coin toss shall gain a 2-on-1 advantage. After a few more minutes, a member of the disadvantaged team shall enter the cage. Both teams shall alternate until all competitors are in the cage, at which point the Match Beyond begins. And the only way to win by then is by Submission or Surrender! Now introducing the participants... first, 'American Dragon' Jake Long, Meowth, Chris Griffin and Cheeseburger Eddy, THE DRAGON WORLD ORDER!'
The nWo Wolfpac theme, except with a dragon's roar, played in the background as Jake Long, sporting Hogan-like feather boas, brought his quartet to the cage. He then decided that Chris should start the match for the dWo. Chris walked into the ring and awaited the Digimon Union and their partner.
Megaman: 'And their opponents, hailing from the Digital World, UCW Triple Crown World Tag Team champions WarGreymon & WereGarurumon, Flamedramon The Fire of Courage and Rapidmon, THE DIGIMON UNION!'
Rapidmon (remember the movie?) was the mystery partner. Meowth looked spooked and Chris was as scared as he usually is when he has to deal with the evil monkey in his closet. They all stood at the opposite side of the cage and decided that WereGarurumon was to start. WereGarurumon and Chris circled it up while the referees locked the cage doors before ringing the bell.
Once the bell rung Chris and WereGarurumon locked up. WereGarurumon was able to get Chris in a headlock but Chris was able to drive his elbow into the back of WereGarurumon's head, allowing him to lift WereGarurumon up and drop him with a back body drop. Chris then tried for any elbow but WereGarurumon was able to move out of the way.
WereGarurumon then tried for a clothesline on Chris but the big pig would not go down. WereGarurumon then tried two more clotheslines and Chris would still not go down. WereGarurumon then went to the top rope and jumped, finally able to take down the big pig with a top rope clothesline. WereGarurumon then lifted up Chris and delivered a body slam.
WereGarurumon then lifted Chris up; Irish whipped him into the ropes and delivered a powerslam. WereGarurumon was then about to set Chris up for a File Island Cloverleaf (c'mon, they're not from Texas after all), when the countdown clock appeared on the screen, starting at 10 seconds.
As WereGarurumon watched the clock Chris tried to attack from behind, but WereGarurumon delivered a knee to the midsection of Chris and tossed him into the other ring as the timer read 'Zero'.
Megaman: 'The referee shall now begin the coin toss to see which team gets the 2-on-1 advantage.'
WarGreymon and Jake Long, as the captains of their teams, watched as the ref flipped the coin into the air. Jake called heads and WarGreymon called tails. The ref then declared that the dWo had won the coin toss.
Megaman: 'Jake Long has won the coin toss. The Dragon World Order gets a 2-on-1 advantage!'
Cheeseburger Eddy entered the cage. This was a huge plus for the dWo, not only did they have the person advantage, but now they had their two biggest guys in. WereGarurumon knew he was at a disadvantage, as he attacked Cheeseburger as soon as the big man entered the ring.
WereGarurumon delivered forearm and elbow shots to the back of Cheeseburger, along with kicks to the knee, trying to cut the big man down a peg. WereGarurumon then backed up and delivered a chop block to Cheeseburger, dropping him to one knee. WereGarurumon then charged Cheeseburger, delivering a running snapmare, sending Cheeseburger to the mat, his head hitting the mat.
WereGarurumon then got hold of Cheeseburger's legs and locked in the Digital World Cloverleaf on Cheeseburger. Cheeseburger could tap out all he wanted, which his was, but he couldn't be eliminated yet. WereGarurumon was not facing the other ring, and didn't see it coming when Chris re-entered the ring, kicking WereGarurumon in the head to break the submission hold.
Chris then placed WereGarurumon on his shoulder and drove him back first into the corner. Chris then went to check on Cheeseburger. When Cheeseburger was back up Chris irish-whipped him into WereGarurumon's corner, as Cheeseburger crushed WereGarurumon. Then Cheeseburger took Chris and irish-whipped him into the corner, crushing WereGarurumon was well.
Cheeseburger then set up WereGarurumon in the corner and climbed the top rope, ready for his McSlammer Deluxe, when the 10 second clock appeared again. Cheeseburger then got down as he and Chris awaited the next Digimon Union member.
WarGreymon pumped up Rapidmon on the outside, who entered the cage like a house on fire. Cheeseburger then told Chris to take WereGarurumon into the other ring to keep up the beating as he would handle the surprise partner of the Union. When Rapidmon entered the ring Cheeseburger got right in Rapidmon's face and pointed at his chin, taunting Rapidmon.
Cheeseburger was giving Rapidmon a free shot. Big mistake made by the McDonalds' Smuggler as Rapidmon kicked him right in the nutes. Cheeseburger had a stunned look on his face as he dropped to his knee and the Digimon Union's mystery partner took Cheeseburger's head and delivered a DDT.
Rapidmon then went to the top rope and jumped, driving his knees into the midsection of Cheeseburger. Chris saw this happening, and went to stop Rapidmon, but Chris met the same fate Cheeseburger met, and was kicked where it hurts the most. Rapidmon then picked up Chris and whipped him into a corner.
Rapidmon then took Cheeseburger and whipped him into that same corner, as Cheeseburger crushed Chris. WereGarurumon was now back up and in the ring with his partner as they lifted Chris to his feet. The two then backed up and charged, with WereGarurumon delivering a lariat and Rapidmon delivering a chop block for the Sweet 'n' Sour (yes, I know I'm using Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch's moves, but what can you do?).
The two then lifted Chris up and draped him across the top ropes of both rings. WereGarurumon then entered the other ring and delivered a neckbreaker on Chris. Rapidmon was about to go for his Rapid Fire DDT finisher when the timer began counting down again to zero.
Rapidmon had been waiting to get his hands on the dWo's leader, but it looked as if Jake was in no hurry to enter the ring, that is until Cheeseburger came behind Rapidmon, driving his knee into the golden digimon's back and delivered a neckbreaker soon after. Jake then entered the ring as he instructed Cheeseburger to lift Rapidmon up and lock his arms behind his back.
Rapidmon was now helpless as Jake punched Rapidmon right in the face. Jake then followed this up with a degrading slap to the face and a kick to the midsection. Jake then went for a Dragon Whip, but Rapidmon ducked and Jake hit Cheeseburger. While Cheeseburger didn't go down at first, WereGarurumon had entered the ring and Cheeseburger ran right into him.
WereGarurumon then planted Cheeseburger with a Garuru Howling Smash. WereGarurumon then went face-to-face with Jake, who tried to slap him, but WereGarurumon blocked it and attempted to nail Jake with the Howling Smash, but Chris came and kicked WereGarurumon right in the face when he was trying to set Jake up.
Cheeseburger was now back up and it was a two on one beat down by Chris and Cheeseburger on WereGarurumon. Rapidmon then tried to help his partner but from out of nowhere Jake hit his flip DDT finisher, Dragon's Breath, on Rapidmon. Jake then dragged WereGarurumon to a corner as he ordered Cheeseburger to go to the top rope and told Chris to hold WereGarurumon's boots while he held his arms.
Cheeseburger then went to the top rope and delivered his leg drop finisher, the Milkshake Earthquake. Cheeseburger and Chris then switched places and Chris hit his finisher, the Chris Cross Cutter. Chris and Jake then brought Rapidmon to the corner as Cheeseburger went to the top rope, but just then the timer began again. Cheeseburger got down from the top rope as the three awaited the next competitor.
The three in the ring had a very concerned look on their way as WarGreymon, the biggest Digimon Union member, the enforcer, and more importantly the leader stormed to the ring. Chris charged WarGreymon when he entered the ring but the young Griffin was immediately met by a spear.
Jake then tried a crossbody but WarGreymon caught him and tossed Jakr into the second ring. Cheeseburger then charged WarGreymon, only to have WarGreymon lift him up and deliver a Festus-like flapjack. WarGreymon then lifted up Cheeseburger and Chris and bashed their heads together.
WarGreymon then delivered the Terra Nova Driver, hitting Chris with the devastating move. Jake then snuck back into the ring and tried to low blow WarGreymon but WarGreymon caught his arm. WarGreymon then wrapped his hand around Jake's neck. WereGarurumon then did the same as the Triple Crown Tag Team champs double-chokeslammed Jake.
Rapidmon then whispered something to his two partners, and much like Chris earlier, the two draped Jake across the top ropes from the two rings. Rapidmon then went to the top turnbuckle from one ring and jumped into the other, delivering a leg drop to Jake, sending him into the second ring.
Rapidmon was also in the second ring as he began to give Jake a beating. Meanwhile in the other ring WarGreymon was working on Cheeseburger while WereGarurumon was dealing with Chris, none of the six saw the timer once again begin counting down.
With the three fights going on in the two rings no one was really paying any attention to Meowth that is until he entered the ring and immediately delivered his Rocket Buster Kick finisher to both WarGreymon and WereGarurumon. Meowth then went to the other ring and did the same thing to Rapidmon, nailing him with the Rocket Buster Kick.
Meowth then lifted up Rapidmon and tossed him into the steel cage. Meowth then went back to the other ring and did the same thing to WereGarurumon. He attempted this same move on WarGreymon, but Meowth couldn't get the big man up. Cheeseburger and Chris were now back up and they did the honors, each grabbing WarGreymon by the arms and throwing him into the steel cage like a javelin.
In the second ring Jake lifted up Rapidmon in a military press slam and threw him across into the other ring, into the waiting hands of Meowth, who delivered a fallaway slam to Rapidmon. Jake then instructed his teammates to take the two champions back into the other ring for a 3-on-2 beating. Meanwhile Jake jumped up and stomped down on Rapidmon's midsection.
Jake then locked Rapidmon in the Dragon Clutch STF, while taunting Flamedramon on the outside saying 'Looks familiar, don't it?'. Jake was facing the other ring, watching the 3-on-2 attacks, unable to keep track of the restarted timer.
Flamedramon watched as 'zero' flashed on the titantron.
Megaman: 'All eight competitors are now in the cage. The Match Beyond begins. The only way to be eliminated is by submission or surrender!'
Flamedramon raced into the ring as now competitors could be eliminated. As soon as Flamedramon was in the ring he broke up the Dragon Clutch STF, kicking Jake in the back of the head. Flamedramon then went to the top turnbuckle, jumped into the second ring, and delivered an amazing double clothesline to both Chris and Cheeseburger.
Meowth then tried to hit Flamedramon with the Rocket Buster Kick, but Flamedramon ducked and then belted Meowth with his own superkick. Flamedramon was on an absolute roll as he re-entered ring number one, where Rapidmon was back up. The two then set Jake up and hit the Digimon Death Drop (3-D, get it?) on the dWo's leader.
Chris then tried to sneak attack the two but instead they lifted him up and delivered a double flapjack, sending Chris facefirst into the steel cage. Cheeseburger then entered ring one and delivered a double clothesline to both Rapidmon and Flamedramon. Cheeseburger then turned around, only to see WarGreymon come jumping in from the other ring, taking down Cheeseburger with an amazing Undertaker-like flying clothesline.
WarGreymon then turned around and saw Chris try for the Chris Cross Cutter, but WarGreymon caught Chris and delivered a sitdown Rock Bottom. WereGarurumon then went to the top rope and hit Chris with his own Chris Cross Cutter while WarGreymon hit Cheeseburger with his own Milkshake Earthquake.
Meowth then came in from the other ring and hit the Rocket Buster Kick on both tag champions. Rapidmon and Flamedramon then tried for a double clothesline on Meowth but he hit the Rocket Buster Kick on them too. Meowth was on such a roll with the kicks he even hit Jake and Chris with them by mistake, and he was about to hit Cheeseburger but Cheeseburger caught his and Meowth saw who it was as Cheeseburger voiced his unhappiness at Meowth for kicking their partners.
Meowth though just shrugged it off as Cheeseburger grabbed Rapidmon and tossed him into the second ring. Cheeseburger went to the top rope and signaled for their tag finisher as Meowth locked Rapidmon in a bearhug hold and Cheeseburger hit him with a top rope double-kneedrop finisher, the Hold the Onions.
Meowth then went to go lock Rapidmon in the Persian Dagger, but Flamedramon came from nowhere and kicked Meowth right in the face. This distraction allowed Rapidmon to reverse the hold and lock a figure four leglock in on Meowth, as Flamedramon locked the same hold on Cheeseburger. Chris tried to enter the other ring to help but WereGarurumon was able to trip him and lock in another figure four.
Jake was about to help his teammates when WarGreymon lifted him up, hit the Terra Nova Driver and then locked in yet another figure four. It was an amazing sight to see as all four Digimon Union members had the figure four leglock locked in on their opponents, two in each ring, as the fans all yelled out 'Woooo!!' in tribute to the Nature Boy Ric Flair. About a minute into having the hold locked on all four opponents, Cheeseburger, Meowth, Chris, and Jake all tapped out at the exact same time. The referee called for the bell.
Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners of the War Games Elimination match, WarGreymon, WereGarurumon, Flamedramon and Rapidmon, THE DIGIMON UNION!'
The War Games cage was lifted from the two rings as the dWo retreated from them. Flamedramon had a huge grin on his face, having got payback for the I Quit loss at Internet Incident. As the Dragon World Order watched from the stage, the Digimon Union all raised their hands in victory. Now the Triple Crown Tag Team champions would watch with intent later during the No.1 contenders' match, thinking ahead to Fury of Kiva.
Backstage
Jake Long and his team, all battered and bruised, walked through the backstage area, looking for the EMTs. Jake Long came across JC, who was smiling. Jake gave a death stare and then kept on walking. The Dragon World Order then came face-to-face with their CWF counterparts, the Nick World Order.
Zim: 'That didn't go very well, did it?'
Meowth: 'Shut up! We'll have done better than you losers tonight!'
Skulker: 'Ooh! Sorry if we have a victory tonight while you have a loss!'
Jake: 'You want to throw down with us? If not, get lost.'
El Tigre: 'We don't take orders from posers!'
Cheeseburger: 'Posers, huh? Stop being McAssholes!'
Dib: 'You know what? I think they're mad! Let's leave the losers to mope!'
The nWo then left the dWo in an enraged state.
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A/N: There's your seventh match of Three Chains of Destiny, with WarGreymon leading the Digimon Union to victory against the Dragon World Order, making them tap out. Woo! Then the dWo runs into the nWo, staring down their counterparts.
Next Up: It's a UCW versus TWA grudge match as Brian Griffin-Armington and Ace Armington, no doubt accompanied by Lisa Simpson-Armington, look to become no.1 contenders to the Triple Crown Tag Team titles, but they have a tall order against the UCW and CWF legendary union of Homer Simpson and his arch nemesis, Peter Griffin! Also, Team CWF is interviewed! Barkin'!
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