The Legend of Spyro: The Return

Okay,moray, okay... OKAY! I know I lied... I suck. But, it was all worth it! I GOT IN TO COLLEGE! So, I'd like to thank my two special people in my family who helped me through all of it... My room, and my bed! Couldn't of done it with out ya.

Explain!

"You monster! You came with us to sabotage us!" Sparx roared.

"Sparx-" Spyro began but...

"You are a liar!" Sparx, I was trying to say why Spyro was-

"L-I-A-R!" Sparx! Let me-

"Sparx, go and tell the guys, we'll handle this." Spyro said with an angry smirk.. You still interrupted me though... Sparx hurried off to the others, and Spyro lost his stance and smiled at the two. "A+ in drama, checkmate."

"How did you two start dating?" Cynder asked.

"Well origins is, my ex found out, luckily I blackmailed her since she was a slag, and that's how it was hidden." Dan answered a different question.

"You make it sound like being gay is a bad thing." Thorn smirked at his boyfriend, OR GIRLFRIEND! When you realise your joke makes no impact.

"It is when your Scouse." Dan answered. "Anyway, when we met in the bar, we connected like the snap of our claws. Kissed on our second date, and happy 3rd date." Dan/Ignis (Forgot he's a dragon at the moment :3) said the last thing looking at Thorn who looked not very impressed.

"If this is a date, you're in trouble." They all laughed.

"We best head back-" Dan began, but we quickly interrupted by everyone but Sparx showing up. After a quick explanation, and laughter going on for around, say thirty minutes, they headed back to camp, suited up and headed out to Doomskir.

Meanwhile...

"99 bottles of mead on the wall, 99 bottles of mead! I drank the best, and now it's time for the best! 98 bottles of mead on-" The singing stopped for Latic.

"Shut the hell up... You sing like last years skeleton." Said a guard.

"Hey, sorry for lightening the mood." Latic replied.

"So, a few hours until slice and dice."

"Yep... We are talking about when I distracted you while you were answering me?"

"That hasn't happened once-" With a hit to the back of the head and whistling sound of "98 bottles of mead on the wall", Latic picked up the Guards key, opening the door, and bolted for the evidence chest, picking up his clothing, and weaponry.

Meanwhile...

The rescue party were at a farm on the Outskirts. Nice couple, amazing food, and immobilising comfy chairs. They went out and left them there... Odd. A knock on the door turned into a break down as Guards roamed through. It appears the owner was a Doomskir sympathiser. They quickly got up from their chairs, feeling without comfort, and attacked the Guards, they retreated outside and regrouped.

Battle

Battlefield: Outskirts of Doomskir

Teams: Heroes VS Doomskir Apes

Odds: 70-30 (Short due to time)

Ignis started things off by shooting fire at his enemy, with devastating effects. Spyro and Cynder covered each other's backs as Apes swarmed them. Many Apes were on the floor crying as the 'fear' set in from Cynder, while other Apes, we'll take it away Katy. "You're hot and you're cold"... Indeed. Storm and Rocky formed a great fire mechanism as Storm would stun them with his electricity and Rocky would squash the stunners to death... Stone Cold... It was an easy victory with minor injuries.

Winners: Heroes (I'd love to ask if you guys would like a "Loss view" since the Heroes will always be winning, even if the stakes are low...They will lose if it helps the story, this would be for random encounters like Snakes or Bar fights lol)

Meanwhile... "Did you hear, we have to report to the city... People are trying to save that Welp we caught." Says a male voice.

"Fat chance." Says another.

"They must be morons." Says another, but in mimicking.

"You're- OH SH-" The two Apes bit the floor, plus their tongues as Latic banged their heads together knocking them out.

"There he is." Yelled an Ape. Dan started running, yelling back... "Monkeys point!" He made it out on to the street, leaving from the back of the dungeons. It was filled with a bad smell. Running onto the street, he was caught by many guards who then took pursuit. Latic was surrounded at the stalls. Jumping onto the stall, shouting 'Ole', he took the pursuit to the roof. Jumping roof to roof, with the monkeys behind him. Next the jump would be his last as a Ape grabbed his leg mid jump and they both plummeted. Dan got up in pain, pinning himself against the wall, panting. He heard a sudden sound and smiled. As he was told to surrender, he pointed up. A barrage of fire hit him from non other than Spyro and Ignis. The Calvary had arrived.

Battle

Battlefield: Doomskir streets

Teams: Heroes VS Doomskir Guard

Odds: 20-80

There only being Spyro, Ignis and Cynder with Latic they had to make an escape somehow. Spyro and Ignis started burning their way out the ally. Latic was using his wind to further the fire. One they got out the Ally, the 3 checked their surroundings. There were around 20 Guards... Yay. Cynder came out of the shadows and spit some friendly acid on the ground, Latic using his wind element again, sent the fumes at their enemies, it was useless though. They came at them in numbers. Latic pulled out his bow and an arrow. He fired, missing the first shot. Spyro and Cynder were back to back. They started biting, scratching, doing all they could to keep them back. Cynder was a little slow on an attacker and suffered a stab wound to he hind left leg. Helping in pain, Spyro burnt the Ape to a crisp and kicking the ashes. A quick yell from Ignis who was suffering minor bruising from his fighting yelled for a retreat. They fell towards the gate. The towns archers were now aiming. The gate was open, freedom. But the arrows flew in the direction of Spyro...

Loss: Retreating...

"Stoppage Tairais!" Yelled Latic. He stopped his the time around him. Knowing it was only for mere seconds. He jumped right in front of the arrows and as time begun again. He took 3 of the five arrows to the right leg. "YAAHH!" He yelled. Ignis reacted quickly, biting and holding the back of his shirt as Latic shot arrows at his enemy.

They got away, and we're lucky that the apes were stupid. They did not follow. Back at Base Camp, Latic had his arrows removed from his leg, but he would not be able to use it for around a few weeks as he wasn't strong enough to heal it quicker. Cynder's stab wound was quickly treated. In the time they were gone. Thorn had gone back to the city of Warfang in case the wounded was coming. He left Ember and Flame there, in charge. Dragons with carts for transportation was there. Ready and loaded into the same Cart, Cynder and Latic both looked glum. Both were unable to move for a small while. Cynder was told a might be a few days for a full recovery and to be careful when walking. She just wanted to play around with Spyro. Latic was bummed now that he couldn't work for a while. The trip home would be a long one. But at least they could talk.

A few hours later...

Spyro, wanting to check on the two injured dragons (Latic is Half), mainly Cynder, he found that Latic was flicking his fingers to a tune while Cynder was asleep. Spyro had still wondered, and asked Latic, "How did you save me?"

"I believe you mean, why?" Latic smirked with an eyebrow raised.

"We'll start with that."

"Well, you're my hero... In my world, and now this world." Spyro understood this.

"Well, I guess we are more even..."

"Not by a fucking long shot. You saved the world, so I'm nowhere near it." Latic laughed.

"Now, how..."

"You saw it?"

"I saw quickness."

"Well, I found I thing in my Draconic book showing a chant to stop time for a time. Usually for Purple Dragon or those who surpass the right amount of skill. I guess it worked this time."

"This time?"

"Well, you think I let those idiots knock me out?"

"Well... I'll help you out when we get back to Warfang."

"No need, you look after her... I have my accessibilities."

The rest of the trip to Warfang was quicker than first thought... They fell asleep.

In the Temple...

"We new it was a bad idea... Injuries!" Cyril yelled.

"What do you mean 'we'?" Terrador said.

"They made it back with the 'Cargo'." Said a certain blabber mouth.

"At what cost?!" Cyril yelled.

"A life!" Yelled Terrador.

"B-B-But Cynder was hurt!" Cyri said, yelling louder.

"Awww, I'm hurt Cyril." Said Latic. He was using sticks to help him move. "You're forgetting who put HIS life on the line for not one dragon, but 5 and 1/2... Because the half bloods." This left Cyril speechless. He was right, grumble grumble said Cyril.

After a long meeting, Spyro went home to check on Cynder. She was upset in staying in for a few days.

"You okay, Cyn?"

"Lucky to be alive I guess." She answers. Kissing him on his maw.

"You'd have beat him down either way Cynder." She giggled and pulled him down on the bed with her.

"Maybe if we make out a little, we'd be beat." She smiled amorously.

"'Oh, do what you must... I can not best you!'" Spyro acts.

Cynder drags him to her maw and starts smothering him with kisses. Spyro followed.

Next door were the lads. They were messing about, drinking mead.

"So, what girl would you bang Dan?" Asked Storm.

"We've *burp' been through this."

"Fine, what guy out of the room would you bang?" Asked Rocky.

Ignis had to think... He finally settled on, "The statue."

The lads laughed, not realising they'd been insulted.

In the Hospital, Latic was being seen.

"Hey, if you message my leg, I won't be moaning... Well, not about the food anyway." He'd wink. He'd then sigh, looking out the window.

"They'll pay..."

"They'll all pay."

Chapter End.

So, that's done. Finally another chapter. Thanks for being patient. Again, I want to if I do a 'Loss view', would you like it? Anyway. I'm Remember, stay glorious, and you'll see it in your past.. Ew