DISCLAIMER: I do not own anybody from the WWE. I also do not own Damiana, Xaviann, Red, Johnetta, Charlie and Monique. Those are the Alter ego of their reviewers (See last chapter for details). I do not own the song "Secret Rendezvous" By Karyn White.

Last time on 'Animalistic Instincts':

Charlie: And what if you just happen to be alone in a room with everybody's favorite fang-tastic singer.

Dave: Let's see, there will be a lot of moaning, groaning and screaming if I have my way with her.

Johnetta: Why is that, Dave?

Dave: Because I'm the master of the Karma Sutra. Enough said.

Charlie: OH OH

Johnetta: OH OH what Chi Chi?

Dave: Is there something wrong Charlie?

Charlie: for you, yes

Dave: Why?

Charlie: Turn around, Big Dave

Dave turns around and the look on his face was priceless.

Standing there with Lilian, Melina, Monique, and the rest of the crew was his wet dreams come true, smirking straight at him.

He was face to face with Bre'Tanya Storm.

At the home of Triple H and Stephanie:

"Holy shit" went the Billion Dollar Princess to her husband "Dave's in trouble."

"Why" says the Game

"Look who just show up to his interview"

"Who?"

"Bret Storm"

"WHAT!!!!"

Stephanie then turns her laptop around to show Hunter the look on his best friend's face. "Oh shit it's her"

"Yea, and your friend's in a whole world of hurt"

"Says who"

"Says that perverted look on Ms. Storm's face. She's plotting something"

Hunter looks at his wife "How do you know?"

Stephanie replied "Because she's showing off her fangs"

When The Game looks back at the screen and saw what Stephanie was talking about, that when he started to yell

"RUN DAVE RUN!!!"

When Mark Calloway, Glen Jacobs and John Cena saw what happen, they started laughing their cute asses off.

"Damn" said Glen "Poor Dave's in trouble. Should we go and help him?"

"Nope" went Mark as he was wiping tears from his eyes "His big mouth got him into trouble, now let's see if it can get him out of it"

"True. How long do you think that he can last in the same room as his crush? He's about to faint." Cena was saying as he looks on the laptop screen.

"I got a grand saying an hour" Glen said

"I got a grand that says 30 minutes" Mark then took out his bet money

"Shit, I got a grand that says an hour and 30 minutes" John says as he took out his money

"Deal" went Glen, smirking.

Divas Jillian Hall and Michelle McCool, Kelly Kelly ,The Bella Twins. along with Randy Orton, his wife Samantha, The Hardys, Kofi Kingston and CM Punk was watching the action unfold.

"That what Dave's gets when he talks big" went Michelle as Samantha agrees with her.

"Aw come on, give him a break" went Jeff "all he was doing was saying what he's feeling"

"What he was saying was he wanted a funky good time with Bret" says Jillian

"No. All he was doing was responding to what Bret Storm was saying about him" went Randy, which led Samantha to smack him on his head.

"OW. What was that for?"

"For being a male. If there's any male that agrees with my dumb ass of a husband, speak now"

The other males decided then to be quiet

"Though so"

Meanwhile in a hotel room a few blocks away from the radio station, another diva was watching as Dave came face to face with Bret. She knew by listening to a conversation between Lilian, Melina and Natayla that Bret was looking forward to a possible relationship with Dave. She started to growl with anger "If that tramp even touches what is rightfully mine-she's a dead bitch walking"

Back in Florida, Athena Batista was trying not to laugh at her dad. But it was oh so funny. He's in the same room as his crush.

"Well if things go right this weekend, maybe by the end of the year I'll have a new mommy. Good luck Dad. Be nice to her, please."

In a castle on a island a few minutes away from Manhattan, a couple was watching as Bret was taking on Dave.

"Its looks like our daughter has found her mate, love" the male said as his wife looks on with approving eyes.

"Of course, dear. Her heart told her so. I'm glad that Damiana gave us an invitation to her birthday party. But is it wise when she don't even know who we are to her?"

"Right now, its for the best until the summer full moon. Then we tell her about us."

At the home of Vince and Linda McMahon:

"Dammit Dave" yelled Vince to the screen "show her who's boss"

"What you say Vince?" Linda looks at her husband with a disagreeing look on her face.

"I'm just saying-"

"Vincent Kennedy McMahon. If you keep this up, you'll be on the couch tonight."

"Yes ma'am" Then Linda took another look at the screen and yell:

"THAT'S RIGHT BRET. RIDE THAT MUTHAFUCKER"

Right then and there Vince was indeed a very shock person that day.

The look on Dave Batista's face was priceless indeed.

And Bret Storm was very please by it.

"Quick somebody bring some chairs" Johnetta yelled "its about to get very freaky freaky up in here."

"Now if anybody just joining us, we have BOTH Dave Batista and Bret Storm in the studio right now." went Charlie as a chair was place for Bret. Outside of the room, everybody was watching to see what would happen between the two.

Charlie: "Well well well, what's up Bret? How you doing?"

Bret: "I'm fine thanks for asking"

Dave meanwhile was trying not to stare at her breasts. She was wearing a denim corset that was laced up in the middle, and a matching micro mini skirt that was also laced up at the sides. She completed her outfit with knee high 4 inch stilettos boots.

Bret knew that he was looking at her. But then again she couldn't help looking at him wearing a Yankees jersey, cargo shorts and sneakers.

Knowing that he was looking at her she started the conversation

Bret: "like what you see Dave?" with a smirk on her face.

That brought him out of his current daydream.

Dave: "Oh yeah, sorry would you like to sit down?" he ask.

"Sure, why not" and she proceeded to sit right there on his lap.

Trying not to laugh at the situation, Johnetta decided to continue with the interview

Johnetta: "Well Bret, what brings you here? Besides the obvious?"

Bret: "I was just happen to be in the neighborhood so I decided to check up on you two and low and behold, I find myself on top of The Animal"

All of the girls burst out laughing at Bret's statement. Red and Xaviann fell on the floor with tears in their eyes.

"This is very funny" Natayla said as she was trying to get Beth off the floor still laughing. "she's trying to make Dave bust a nut or what?"

"No" went Damiana "She's playing with her food. It what she's does best."

"Should we help him out" says Monique "He don't have a chance against Bret after all"

"Nope" Damiana said "we go and help Bret"

Meanwhile……

Charlie: Now Dave, what you was saying about Bret?

Dave: As I was saying, You have female singers that just get a record deal because for their looks and then there's Bret. She has both the talent and the looks to go with it.

Monique: But that's not what you said in Rolling Stone last month. And I quote "If I wanted a singer for a one night stand, It have to be Bret Storm because I would like to feel her fangs on me all night long" Didn't you say that, right?

Dave: uh…

Bret: Really Dave?

That's when she took said fangs along with her tongue and drag them against his neck. All Dave could do is close his eyes and enjoy the feeling of it. He couldn't even breathe straight. He was even hissing at the feeling.

Bret: Did you enjoy that, sexy?

Dave: (LOL and blushing) Can I please plead the fifth? Please?

Melina: Nope

Dave: Mind your business, Melina

Melina: Nope can't do that sorry. Now didn't you was telling me the other day that you have always wanted to know if she can do one of her infamous split right on top of your-

Dave: LILIAN, HELP!!!!!!!

Lilian shook her head at him as if to say-you're on your own, homeboy.

All of the other ladies did the same.

Damiana: Maybe you should do that sis, it'll be a sight to see.

Bret: No, not now, maybe one night if he up to the task?

Dave was trying to get his thoughts together before he said

Dave: You're on.

Bret was smiling from ear to ear. She got him hook, line and definitely sinker.

Johnetta: Hey Bret. Since you're here, how about you give us a preview of Friday's concert.

Bret: Sure, why not, IF only Dave could do a song also

Beth: As long as it not 'Strokin'. We don't need a riot at the studio, do we?

Dave: Very funny Beth, very funny

Bret: Ok, How about 'Secret Rendezvous'

Lilian: Perfect, since its one of Dave's favorite songs

Dave: (blushing) Remind me never to speak to you for a while, ok?

Lilian: Yea yea yea, whatever.

Charlie: Someone please turn on the music, please

Bret then started by whispering the hook into Dave's ear:

(HOOK)

Happiness is when I,

I think of you,

and we'll be getting' together

and rendezvous,

I'll be on time,

you bring the wine,

and when we lock the door,

you'll be all mine...

She was moving her hips erotically as she sings.

(Verse 1)

Alone in my room,

thoughts of you

in my head as I wait...

The time is soon,

you'll arrive,

together then we'll

escape into the night

on wings of love,

and do the things that we

once dreamed of...

All aboard a luxury,

a first class

ticket to ecstasy...

(CHORUS)

It won't stop!

It don't stop!

A non-stop

secret rendezvous!

It won't stop!

It don't stop!

A non-stop

secret rendezvous!

Hey, hey, hey! Oh, oh, oh!!

(VERSE 2)

From a penthouse view,

we'll make love,

drink champagne by the candlelight...

I'm so glad I'm in your arms,

baby I am yours

tonight To be with you

is all I need

so lock the door and

throw away the key!

No one will disturb this groove,

we could not stop it if we wanted to!!!

(CHORUS)

It won't stop!

It don't stop!

A non-stop

secret rendezvous!

It won't stop!

It don't stop!

A non-stop

secret rendezvous!

Hey, hey, hey! Oh, oh, oh!

Secret rendezvous!

(HOOK)

Happiness is when I,

I think of you,

and we'll be gettin' together

for a rendezvous...

I'll be on time,

you bring the wine,

and when we lock the door,

you'll be all mine...

She keep on looking at Dave as she climb onto the table as she was singing

I want you!

Do you want me?

We're gon' lock the door,

throw away the key, ecstasy, yeah!!

(It won't stop!) No, (It don't stop!) Baby!

(A non-stop secret rendezvous!)

(It won't stop! It don't stop!)

I just wanna be with you...

(A non-stop secret rendezvous!)

As she sang the final high note, she did the most erotic split onto the table in front of Dave.

And that's when his raging hard-on got even harder to hide.

(Oh-oo-oh! Oh-oh-oo-oh! Oh-oo-oh!! Secret rendezvous!)

I wanna rendezvous

by the candlelight,

I wanna hug and squeeze

you through the night...

So lock the door, throw away

the key, ecstasy!!

I can't let no one

disturb this groove,

I couldn't stop it

if I wanted to,

it's you for me,

and me for you

in a secret rendezvous!!

As she was finishing her song, Dave's mind was racing a mile a minute. At least he knew the song he wanted to premiere at the radio station.

That's when he took Bret by her waist, sat her on the table and said with a exotic look in his eyes-

"Its my turn now sexy."