Chapter 7: I Hope This Is Bakura And Not Another Fangirl

"Where the hell is this place?" Shadow looked around the wonderfully waterful place, clinging ever-so-slightly to Atemu's leg.

"Will you back off a me!?" he tried to throw him to the water, but Knuckles caught him, despite their being worst enemies

"We SINK in water you dolt," Knuckles stressmark seemed to grow.

"Right this way" the midget of a host led them to an unmarked door.

"What kind of a midget talking fish thing are you anyway?" Bakura raised her up by the collar so he could look her eye to eye without needing to crane his neck.

"I'm not a talking fish! I'm a Zora! Honestly, don't you know ANYTHING?!"

"Welcome to our kingdom" said some fish wearing a crown.

"And you are what?" said Atemu.

"I'm King Pono of the Zoras," said the fish.

"Oh and here I thought you were sushi for the emperor. And what is this prophecy of yours?"

"Oh I'll tell you that tomorrow but for now go to your rooms and sleep." The characters were lead away by individual swarms of neon tetras for each character. "Now we shall see how things will go during the night ha ha ha"

In Chinchinatti

"And this is evil, how?" Chinface ("that's not my name!!!!" "SHUT UP!") tapped his foot.

"It gives the new writers a theme to work with, plus they are staying there overnight," his faithful unnamed servant explained.

"OOOOHHHHHHHH! That is evil!"

-…-…-

Bakura broke Atemu's door in when he refused to open it.

"What the hell do you want?"

"The writers decided to put some weird looking puffballs in my room... I'm staying here."

"Oh hell no. you are NOT staying in my room!"

"Shut up stupid pharaoh. I promise I won't listen to your mind link with your 'oh so precious' little Yugi back home," he mocked, huffing as he threw some pillows to the other bed that the writers had just written in.

"If you dare. make any more alterations to my room," Atemu looked up for the writing staff. "I'll have you sent to the shadow realm."

"OH REALLY?" a thunderous voice boomed and the next instant their wonderfully peaceful little room had turned into a grassy field where "Chompy the goat" was eating with his family.

"We take it back!!! Please! It's too colorful!!" Bakura cried.

"NOW YOU HAVE LEARNED YOUR LESSON, DON'T MESS WITH THE WRITERS!!!"

Atemu grumbled something under his breath.

Further down the hall:

"This is great just great," Knuckles mumbled to himself.

"What is?" Shadow was preoccupied with making fun of the squirrel his arch rival had become.

"I don't know... I just had to say that because I never get enough lines!!!" he continued his rant…

Somewhere!

"Sheik!" the Zora king whispered hastily.

"Yes?" the cross-dressing she-male appeared from no where.

"Is everything going according to plan?"

"Exactly, those funny colored people and their pets have no idea of what the Chin lord has prepared for them."

"Chin lord? When did he start going by that name?" he tilted his head.

"Since the writer forgot his actual name..." s/he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

-…-…-

"Now," said the king sushi the next morning, "The prophecy tells me you will leave. Now. Bye then!"

They are thrown out of the castle. "Well that was pointless" mused Knuckles.

"Not really" said a familiar voice

"Oh not..."

"Yep it's Sonic the WARGHH!" said Sonic just before he was thrown into the nearby lake.

"How did he survive the mind crush and get his memories back?" asked Bakura.

"He had a life left," Knuckles sighed.

"And you?"

"Two more"

"What about Shadow?"

"Oh he's gone all good and stuff look," points Knuckles to a prancing Shadow singing 'How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria', "Can't we kill him?"

"Nah, someone put in the infinite continue cheat so he cant die"

"Typical. Hey isn't that..."

Last time on whatever we are writing now
Hey isn't that...
Now sit down for another exciting episode of whatever we are writing now!

"Hey isn't that...the Kemo/Mai hybrid?"

"Hey yeah! Wtf are/is they/he/she/it doing here?" replied Bakura

"I have a name you know! It's Maimo!" said the hybrid.

Atemu: "Maimo...!" roll eyes
Knuckles: "Stop this bullshit, we have a plot twist to go through!"
Fish-thing: "It is time for your meeting with the King."

They followed her until there was a fork in the hallways.

"Bakura, could you follow me to the left, please? Everyone else, take the right, there is where the King awaits you."

"Why do I have to go left?!" yelled Bakura.

"Because there are many fangirls to the right, you must avoid them."

"Sounds good," replied Bakura.

What Bakura didn't know was that all the fangirls had planned this, and were hiding in the left hallway.

"Oh no, this CAN'T be true!" yelled Bakura. "AAAAAAARGH!!!"

The following scenes have not been written, to protect your children.

Written by Leonhart321, Egyptianeye and mangalink

Thanks again for reading these, and as it is such a pain to edit it from its original context, i've decided to just allow the spontaneous screenplay format, plus it just goes to show that there were multiple people working on this. So after this chapter, the only editing will be grammatical, and spelling (for the most part).

thank you again, and please tip your waitresses... i mean. feed the authors. gives cookies