The Jewels

Perfect Prank

Their work for the day done, the girls went about the rest of their day as normal. As if they hadn't just sent the whole town into a tizzy over their announcement. After all, appearances did have to be kept up, no matter how much they wanted to gloat about the latest prank. Or at least, that's what Catta had to keep reminding the other two. So, they agreed, though not whole-heartedly, as always, to just act like the rest of the towns folk. They went to bed that day quiet proud of themselves.

The next day started out as any other day. Lily going and waking up everybody, breakfast at the Potters', and then the girls going off to 'study" for school, so that they would know things others wouldn't. Under normal circumstances, everybody would have been wary, as the only one who ever studied was Catta, but, as soon as they saw Catta physically forcing the other two to Crystal's room, and said other two struggling, flailing arms and screaming and all, their minds were put to rest. Besides, they were o worried on who the Jewel's next victim would be, and when would the prank take place. If they had been smart they would have seen Lily smuggling her new prank book in, but, as it was, they didn't seen anything odd looking. These girls were good.

And so it commenced that the girls planed their next prank. One that they thought would be their best prank ever, by far.

"Maybe we should wait for this to be out grand finish. The prank we do on the last day?" Catta asked cautiously.

"Probably…" Lily cautioned.

"But I cant wait! It's just to much fun!" Crystal squealed and the other girls agreed as they burst into peals of laughter.

It was three o'clock when they executed their plan. From her place behind a tree, Lily chanted: compleo ut femina erudio compleo ibi femina fatigo(1).All the women in the town broke into side splitting laughter as they looked at the males of the village and reading the newest note. From The Jewels.

Hello dear people.

We hope that you enjoy our latest brilliant

idea as much as we did.

Laugh your heads off Ladies.

Trust us. We did and probably wont stop for months.

So commences the prank for day two.

Be forewarned.

This is only the beginning.

At some point or another,

Everybody will have had a prank pulled on them.

But, for now, just sit back and laugh.

From the most Brilliant pranksters ever,

The Jewels!

Flame

Afra

Kit

"This is the stupidest prank EVER!" Sirius whinned.

"Sirius, your just upset because you're a girl now!" Lily said in between bouts of laughter. Even the adult women, who were actually BORN women, were snickering together quietly.

"Of course he's upset!" James chimed in. "He's a bleeding GIRL!" Mrs. Potter quickly scolded him, telling him to watch his language, which only made him sulk more.

"And, tell me brother dearest, or should I say sister dearest, WHAT, exactly is wrong with being a girl?" Crystal fumed. James looked like he wanted to say something back but one quick glare from Lily had him sinking back into his chair in fear.

"I suppose if no other good comes from this," spoke up Mrs. Lupin "That at least you boys will learn just what we have to go through, and maybe learn some respect for our gender." The boys spluttered, even the men, that, of course they had respect for females, which was meet with only more roaring laughter and high fives between the woman. Oh yes, this was defiantly The Jewels best prank.

A/N: ImsorryImsorryImsorryImsorryImsorry. I have no excuse for you except maybe that I am an extremely lazy little girl. Please don't hit me! I know I shouldn't have taken so long. Sorry. So, do you think I should make a chapter for each day or just some of the days? Tell me, tell me. Thank you to those who reviewed. I appreciate it. Once more, sorry. Review?

(1)Man to woman, teach man their woman's worry. (Vaguely translated from Latin with an online translator)