A/N: Okay so right now at this moment I am living with my aunt because all the power in my house went out from the storm, (a tree branch killed the power line) so I'm doing this from their computer which is sooo slow!
So IDK when its coming back so bear with me on the other stories I have. I would try to type some on this computer but this took me ages and it isn't even that long so you can see my pedicament.
Wah I miss my house!
So here we go again…
Question 23 comes from imSiriuslyLupin4you
Wait... I'm confuzzled. Are you two DATING or just SHAGGING?
Moony & Padfoot *at the same time*- We're not shagging! We're not dating!
Let me answer this—they're doing both. (Damn canines won't accept their love)
Padfoot- Just because you put it in parentheses doesn't mean we can't read it!
Whateves.
Anyway, question time! So... My brother(yes, him again) well, I've given up on trying to save his soul. So now I just try not to punch him... So Sirius how do you resist beating your brother into a bloody pulp? Cuz I don't think that I can hold on much longer…
Padfoot- Ah yes little brothers don't we all hate them.
Moony- I don't hate mine…
Padfoot- you don't have one!
Moony- Exactly :D
Padfoot- Eh? Anyways I resist beating my brother because even though he's a turd sometimes he's kind of still my brother and when he's ready to come over to the good side I'll be waiting for him. Besides I'm living with James right now so I can resist! ^_^
Moony- And if you stay clear of him it'll be easier to resist too.
Padfoot- I would always shut myself in my room.
Moony- Didn't he used to barge into your room?
Padfoot- Yeah before I added a "protection" spell.
Moony- Wouldn't you get in trouble though.
Padfoot- Yeah but who did that little twat think he was coming into my room!*hands you boxing gloves—just in case*
Question 24 comes from kali yugah
Awww so cute when you two hug! XD
Padfoot- Well *blush* we try.
Moony- Thanks for the compliment…?
Anyways how do I get this stalker off my back?
We have dated and he broke it off with me and now
he's always proclaiming that he loves me (similar to prongs
saying that he loves lily) can you help me?
Moony- We can try.
Padfoot- The reason we said try is that we've currently been informed that James is this much closer to claiming Lily so –proclaiming someone's love actually works…sometimes.
Moony- And if you honestly liked him then maybe it's worth having another go at the relationship. But if you hated him after he broke it off then don't bother there are MANY fish in the sea.
Padfoot- Are you breaking up with me?
Moony- No when did I say that?
Padfoot- A little emphasis on the many there Moons.
Moony- Oh well I was just thinking if you ever decided to get bored of me…
Padfoot- NO WAY! I love you how could I ever get bored of you?
*fangirl squeezing in background*
Sorry guys but I think you misunderstood the question…? She wants to get rid of a stalker…
Moony & Padfoot- Oh!
Padfoot- Sorry off topic! Tell an older brother or a guy friend to beat him up!
Moony- What is she Peter?
Padfoot- Well what do you think?
Moony- Tell your teacher?
Padfoot- Weak Moon-pie weak.
Moony- Shut up! Oh I know tell him in his face that you don't like him like that and he's being a creeper. That'll surprise him and he'll leave you alone.
Padfoot- Good thinking Moon Moons! *hands you pepper spray—just in case*
Question 25 comes from elliot and sasuke
Elliot: Hello, I'm back. And Padfoot I'm not gonna stay away from Moony you can't make me.-sticks out tongue-
Moony- *pulling Padfoot back* Sirius No!
Cut…CUT DAMNIT!
Excuse the following message we are experiencing some technical difficulties (I'm GONNA KILL HER!)
30 MINUTES LATER
Padfoot- I still don't see why you have to tie me up
You're a hazard right now it's for our own safety. I can't have you going into jealous rage and attacking innocent reviewers!
Padfoot- She's not so innocent!
Moony- Gods you're crazy thank God for that ass.
O_0…
Now before things get bloody, I have a problem. You see Sasuke (My partner in crime...er... doesn't like the SBRL pairing, why doesn't she like it? And she says I'm obsessed just because all the stories I've written so far contains you, that doesn't make me obsessed, does it?
Moony- It probably does—sorry :P
Padfoot- Being obsessed is not always a bad thing-
Moony- Says the kid tied up to a chair.
Padfoot- I'm not a kid I'm older than you!
Moony- By two months!
Padfoot- Like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted you're going to meet a lot of people that don't like us and that's okay. Everyone has the right to their own tastes and we should respect them unless they're Snape.
Moony & Narrator- O_0…
Padfoot- :D
Is the world gonna end or what?
Padfoot- Hey I'm not always dumb!
Yup the world's gonna end *keeping an eye out for a meteor*
The main question I wanted to ask you is that what can I do to get her to like SBRL?
Moony- As Padfoot so smartly pointed out you can't make someone like something if they don't like it but you could-
Padfoot- Die trying!
Moony- No -_- you could show her it little by little and get her used to the idea.
Yeah I remember how I found you guys *sighs* It was a fluff story then eventually I moved to the hardcore stuff! YEAH!
Moony & Padfoot- *slightly scared*
And one more question (Yes I'm selfish, if you have a problem, then deal with it) This question is aimed at you Sirius. Which outfit will Moony look cuter in?
a) maid outfit b)nurse outfit c)schoolgirl outfit
Padfoot- MAID! MAID!
Moony- o_= *eye twitch* Padfoot there is no way in hell I'm putting on a maid outfit any time soon.
Padfoot- Ah so any time later soon right? *winks*
Moony- NO!
Padfoot- *evil glint in eye* Whatever you say Rem…
Oh and Moony I have to agree with Sirius, you were meant to bottom. bye bye. XOXOXO-to Remus-
Padfoot- Untie me now! I officially love this person!
Fine…*unties Sirius*
Padfoot-*hands elliot a month free subscription to Sirius Black's Siriusly Obsessed Fangirls Club*
Moony- What! Let me at her!
Remus!
40 MINUTES LATER
Okay last question 26 comes from CyilEib
You know the whole teacher thing I talked about earlier? Yeah...IT WASN'T FUNNY AT ALL! DO YOU KNOW WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?
*sniffle* Thumbtacks hurt. A lot. Just to let you know.
By the way, Sirius, you're advice sucks eggs.
Moony- Please anyone who's watching this—do not follow Padfoot's advice.
Padfoot- My advice did not suck eggs. It was hilarious. Someone just doesn't have a sense of humor…*grumbles off*
Moony- *rolls his eyes at Sirius* I told you it wasn't a good idea.*hands CyilEib sympathy cake*
Padfoot- * leaves to sulk in the corner*
*sighs* Look what you people did one is tied up plotting to kill anyone who thinks he should be bottom and another is sulking in the corner of his failed thumbtacks plan.
Hehe I LOVE IT!
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