Yeah, last chapter. Don't even know if it's going to reach my word limit but, then again…
Epilogue: Life after
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"It's almost time…"
"Yeah, I can't wait…"
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…
"Is it time yet?"
"No."
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"Is it time yet?"
"No."
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"Is it time yet?"
"I said no!"
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"It must be time now."
"It's not time yet!"
"You sure?"
"Yes!"
"Shh! Are you trying to spoil it?"
"But…!"
"Shh!"
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6:00
The curtains were pulled off the rod, light pouring into the room. A soft beeping sound followed, though that was the softest noise in the room at the time.
"Mom! Mom! Mom!"
"Dad! Dad! Dad!"
"Parents! Parents! Parents!"
"Parents?"
"I didn't want it to seem biased."
"You make a good point…"
A small discussion began to take place in the room, the people not being shy about speaking loudly.
A groan crawled through the air, a figure rising from underneath the sheets. "When I find the person who woke me up, I'm going to kick their f-."
"Mom! You're up! Get up!"
Coming out from under the covers was a young woman, her hair messy but barely resembling four pig tails. She glared at first, but quickly brightened up as she noticed what was going on.
"Oh! Good morning!"
"Mom!"
"Yes, I heard you the first time." She replied.
"Mom, dad's still asleep!" A voice said.
"Is he?" She said with a smile. She then turned to the lump in the bed next to her.
Bam!
The bed next to her was now flat, with a groan coming out from next to the bed.
"…"
"Mom! He's not awake yet!"
"Oh my, I'll have to give him more of a shock."
"…I'm up." Slowly came out from under the bed.
Getting up, black hair emerged first. It was styled in an odd way, spiking up at the back but falling down at the front and sides. Dark black eyes peered through the hair, looking at the bed.
"… Was that necessary?"
"Well, if you just got up we wouldn't be in this situation, would we?"
"Hn." He got back on the bed, lying back down. "Why are you waking us up?"
"Because…"
"It's your anniversary!"
A banner was held up. It was badly drawn, the lines anything but straight, the colours were off, the spelling was…
Happi Anniverse-are-y!
"It's…" The woman paused, looking for the words.
"Spelt wrong." The man deadpanned, looking at the banner.
"Dad!"
"You party pooper."
Sighing, the man rubbed his temple. "What anniversary is it anyway?"
"The one of when you two got drunk and then laid!"
"What did you just say?"
"Of you two's first meeting of love!"
The man chuckled, shaking his head. "Yeah… Meeting of love…"
"We had breakfast planned but…"
The woman smiled. "It's not too late. Maybe you can go make something quickly. We'd appreciate it. Right?"
"Hn."
Bam!
"Yes… We would."
"Alright!"
The sound of feet left the room, leaving the banner resting on the floor. They quickly left, closing the door behind them. As soon as the door closed.
"The hell was I thinking to rape you…" The woman sighed as she rested on the bed. "And what the hell did I do? Triplets? Triplets?"
"Leave it to you Temari."
"And you're the loser who got raped by a drunk girl, Sasuke!"
"Hn."
"Don't make me hit you."
The breakfast was a flop. The food was burned and most of the plated ended up broken on the floor. But, that was usual in the house. The triplets were known for being the opposite of their father, energetic and bubbly. However, despite all the negative factors it was still nice. Laughs filled the kitchen and even Sasuke cracked a smile or two.
"Dad! Dad! Let's go other there!"
Now, they were walking through town. Just on a stroll, something to get some fresh air.
"Kanon, we're just going on a walk. I don't have money." He replied.
The girl tugged on his hand, puffing out her cheeks. "Lair! Dad always says he doesn't have money."
"I'm being honest this time."
"Lair!"
"Whatever it is, he's lying!" A new voice suddenly said.
"Naruto!"
"Naruto!"
"Naruto!"
The children deserted their parents, running towards the man. They grabbed onto his clothes, jumping on him excitedly.
Temari sighed, shaking her head. "Be more respectful! It's 'Lord Hokage' now."
"Sorry mom…"
"But mom, aren't couples supposed to be cute with each other?"
"Shio, Lord Hokage is a grown man. You're five."
"All I have to do is wait!" She grinned as she climbed to his shoulders. "Plus, if that fails I can get him drunk!"
"What was that last part?"
"Big Brother!"
The remaining two ran across, to see a teen with brown hair walking across the road.
"Hmpt, I don't need him. I have my Naru-poo." Shio hugged the man's head as she spoke, the man sweatdropping as she did.
"Well, at least Konohamaru can keep some of their attention." He motioned to the one on his shoulders. "I see you're still as lively as ever."
The woman placed a hand on her hips. "Oh please. I'd sell one or two of them in a heartbeat."
"Sell me to Naru-poo! He'd buy me for sure!"
"You interested? We'd be willing to lower the price if it's you."
The blond haired man chuckled. "I have enough trouble as is. If I knew there was this much paperwork, I would have just dreamt of being the strongest not Hokage."
Temari leaned forward, patting her daughter's head as she spoke. "Why don't you go to your sisters and plan your wedding? I'm sure that Liica would like to help." The girl shook her head stubbornly. "We'll convince Naruto to marry you if you do."
And with that the girl was off, heading towards her sisters which were currently making a young brown haired teen's life miserable.
"So, five years? Nine more months until they turn six." The Kage said.
The blonde sighed. "And I'm counting down until they're eighteen."
"You guys' house must be more fun than a barrel full of monkeys." He laughed. "Who would have thought that Sasuke would have gotten busy before me?"
"A loser like you can't even see your own receptionist." He deadpanned.
"Huh? Hinata? I can't even understand why she became my receptionist. She was a great ninja!" He exclaimed, causing the two to shake their head.
"You'll never change…"
"But you two sure have." Naruto said, looking at the two. "From since the desert, you turned from a stolid stick in the mud to an interesting guy. You got more heated, letting things show and being more trusting, in your own way of course. Temari's less harsh and a bit more compassionate." The group looked, seeing the young girls playing with their unwilling toy. The area was filled with laughter and smiles, the couple even getting a small smile. "Amazing how the most unexpected things can work out great. The happy couple agrees, right?"
The woman blushed a bit while the man looked away.
"I don't know what you're talking about."
"Hn."
The blond only laughed. "Fine then, just answer me one thing… When are you two making more? I've got one of Granny Tsunade's bottles of sake still in the table! I bet by now it's strong enough for you!"
"Shut up!"
"Come on, or at least help me get that lucky."
"Na-Naruto! You're the Hokage! Act more like one!" The woman said.
Yeah… That's it. Final chapter. Thanks for staying for everything, til the end of my first fanfic (that I finished).
I don't think I'll do something like this again. A comedy romance really isn't for me. I think I'll stick to what I'm good at. After the first chapter, I could barely even think of good jokes. Oh well.
I'm done,
Write on!