Thanks to theo1006, Kitty Cheshire (PS: It shouldn't be a problem), Eliz1325, rcppcsPOTTER (PS: Thanks for your advice), Female Fantasy Freak, Todd17, AmyWriter12, Wendip and Pinecest, and Tyrantlord Waddles for sending in questions.
"Welcome back to Let's Talk Gravity," FC23 said, walking onto the new stage. It was decorated just like the old one, although it was larger and had two couches instead of one. "I'm sure you all remember the chaos that has happened the past two times, so we had to relocate. But this stage has more room, which is good because we had to gather a lot of people for this one. So our first guests today will be Gorney, Tambry, Felix the Duck from the hit TV show Duck-tective, and the former President, Sir Lord Quentin Trembley III, Esquire."
The four entered the stage, Gorney hopping onto the couch, Tambry on her phone as always, Felix perched on the shoulder of Anthony Butler (The Constable), and Quentin Trembly, who entered riding backwards on a horse, pants-less as always, a plate of waffles in his hands. "Lonv liff Cavify Pallth!" He yelled through the mouthful of waffles in his mouth, dismounting his horse and following the others to their places on the couch.
"Long live Gravity Falls indeed," FC23 said, smiling at the former Presidents antics. "All of these questions come from rcppcsPOTTER. Gorney, you're first. What is the most 'twamotizing' thing that's happened to you?"
"Wombies," Gorney replied happily.
"Next questions for Tambry," FC23 said, turning to look at said girl, who didn't look up from her phone once. "Tambry!" Still nothing. FC23 sighed and fished her own phone out of her pocket, speaking as she typed. "Tambry, what type of phone do you have? Do you have a fanfiction?" FC23 hit send and looked up at Tambry, who still had't moved anything except her fingers and hands. After a few seconds, FC23's phone beeped three quick tones. She glanced at the screen and read the words. "Samsung Galaxy S3, and no."
"Your welcome," Tambry called, still not looking up. FC23 shrugged and turned to look at Felix and Anthony.
"Felix, how many seasons does Duck-tective have, and is the show still running?" Felix quacked, Anthony translating for those on the stage.
"The show's still going strong, and we are gong to start season two sometime next month."
"Okay, and another question for Felix. What was your favorite scene to shoot?" More quaking, this time quicker and more excited.
"Out of season one, the fight scene when he was 'shot'. However, his true favorite is a scene in season two that has not aired yet, but will satisfy a lot of fans worldwide."
"I can't wait to see it," FC23 told them, turning to talk to the former President, who was staring at Anthony and Felix in shock.
"Is that duck a genius, or are you part duck?" He questioned, standing up. "The ducks are taking over! I always knew this was going to happen!"
"Quentin, calm down!" FC23 yelled. "The ducks are not taking over!" Quentin breathed and sat back down, still watching Felix warily. "Quentin, what is your political party?"
"Independence Party, the only this country ever had," Quentin responded proudly.
"Okay. How did your war against pancakes go?"
"TERRIBLE!" He yelled instantly, glancing around him as if pancakes would appear out of thin air. "They destroyed us, and now they're more powerful than ever! This will not stand!"
"Okay, okay, calm down! You'll win sooner or later. One last question, then we have a surprise for you. Name the six babies you appointed to the Supreme Court."
"There was Chief Justice Brandon Num-Num, along with Dominic Wright, Alexander Hammon, Aaron Bigg, Charles Marlow, and Daniel Harper."
"The Senate approved them?" FC23 asked.
"Not exactly," Quentin responded mysteriously.
"Okay. Now, rcppcsPOTTER sent you a present. BRING IT OUT!" A stagehand entered the stage, holding a large green top hat made of gumballs, with a purple dinosaur wearing a Santa suit with a blue beard jumping out of the top. The dinosaur was holding a sign that read "Sir Silly" in flashing rainbow lights. "Oh my... wow."
"It's amazing..." Quentin said breathlessly, walking over and placing the hat on his head. He then ran over to his horse and jumped on backwards, digging his heels into the horse's sides. "It's time to re-engage in my long running battle against the syrupy demons of this world. To Canada!" With that, he disappeared, the horse galloping away, the other four on the stage following the horse out.
"Okay. Next we are going to bring out Soos, Wendy, Pacifica, Ford and Bill Cipher." The five entered the stage, the girls taking one couch while the boys took the other. "First question to Soos from rcppcsPOTTER. What is your favorite video game?"
"First Person Puncher, and Fighty Hogg after that," Soos responded.
"The other question is from Todd17 wants you to tell us what you are doing now and how things are going between you and Melody."
"You have no, idea," Soos said lovingly, staring into the distance with stars in his eyes. "Having her around all the time is amazing! It's only been a few months, but it doesn't feel like it. It feels like we've spent our entire lives together, but at the same time it's like we just met. Every day I fall in love with her all over again. The Shack is still in business and it's doing great, but with her around, I could be dirty poor and wouldn't care as long as I had her in my life."
"Aww," the girls cooed. FC23 then turned to them, focusing on Pacifica.
"Pacifica, this is for you from Todd17. Why did you hate Mabel at first?"
"In my defense, back then I pretty much hated everybody who was not like me. But it was also that she stood against me, but acted like we could still be friends. I know that sounds weird, but back then, my perception of the world was wack."
"Okay then, Wendy, this question is to you from Female Fantasy Freak. In her story, you have a crush on Bill. How do you feel about that?"
"I've read that story, and the way I see it is that Wendy, or me actually, doesn't like Bill, but she likes Matthew. And from what I gathered, Matthew doesn't like Bill either, even though they are technically the same person."
"Sounds about right. And Bill, Female Fantasy Freak wanted me to tell you that she thought your reaction last time was hilarious, though she says she can't be touched because she is a goddess and a fantasy freak and her dad is the Erlking of the Unseelie Court, though she still loves you."
"Listen up Freak. Don't get too cocky. That EZB killed himself one too many times, so watch your back."
"Yeah, yeah, you're threatening, whatever. This question comes from Eliz1325. She wants to know how, if you only exist in the Mindscape, how did you have a shadow that was able to follow Dipper and Mabel in the real world?"
"Remember, reality is an illusion, the uni-"
"WE KNOW!" Those on stage, and even a few back stage yelled, interrupting him half-way through.
"Still for Bill, from Todd17. Who have you tricked before Ford?"
"Oh man, there were so many," Bill whispered, his eye narrowing in concentration. "Let's see... First there was that shaman guy Modoc, but that ended up with him lighting himself on fire. I basically corrupted the ancient Egyptians. Then there was George Washington and all those revolutionist guys. Edison and them inventors were great experiments, but it didn't work out for me and instead made them famous. And you can't forget Hitler; man that was one hell of an experience. Those are all the important ones."
"Is there anything you weren't responsible for?"
"Nope!"
"Okay. This is from Theo1006. You think you are the greatest villain of all time? Well if so the Lich is competition."
"That joker?" Bill laughed. "Don't even get me started on that guy."
"And one last question from AmyWriter12. Are you aware of all of the AU's out there? If so, how do you feel about them?"
"Some are interesting, like EZB's, while others are just flat out weird, and that's coming from ME!"
"Wow, that's bad. Now Ford, let's see. There's only one question for you, and it's from Tyrantlord Waddles. What was your least favorite dimension?"
"The Nightmare Realm, hands down," he responded instantly, then his face narrowed. "Though, I don't really know if that counts as a dimension or not. But after that, it would probably have to be the Two-Dimensional Dimension. That place was just evil."
"Okay. Now, one of the fans, WenDip and Pinecest wants to know if you can teleport her to the dimension of Zootopia."
"I can try, but I can't make any promises. Give me till the end of the night to adjust the teleportation ray, then we'll see."
"Not a problem," FC23 told him, the five leaving the stage. "We've saved the best for last, so please welcome to the stage Dipper and Mabel Pines." The twins entered the stage, sitting next to each other on one couch instead of occupying both. "We've got a lot of questions for the two of you, so let's get to it. First question to both of you from theo1006. What is your favorite game franchise of all time?"
"Papa Louie," the two responded at the same time.
"Okay, this one is just me. Which game is your favorite?"
"Freezeria." "Wingeria." Mabel and Dipper said, respectively.
"Okay then. Next question to Dipper from Female Fantasy Freak. What are your thoughts on BillDip?"
"It's wrong, for a number of reasons," Dipper said, turning green and shaking. "It's just... uuuhhh!"
"Frankly, I don't ship it either," FC23 told the camera. "Anyway, next question to Mabel from Todd17. How big is Waddles now?"
"Right about... here." She held her arms about three feet apart. "So, pretty big, I'd say."
"Now Dipper, have you wondered where the Journals are now?"
"Occasionally,' he admitted. "I mean, they were the Journals, and I would have loved to take them home or held onto them, but I think in the long run, it's better that they're gone. And I've got my own anyway."
"How's that going?"
"Eh... not very well. I mean, living in Piedmont, nothing really interesting happens. I maybe only have like fifteen or twenty pages filled up, but when we come back in the summer, I have a feeling the pages will get filled quick."
"Good luck. Okay, and this goes to both of you. What are your favorite movies, books, animals, and candy?" The two thought for a few seconds, Mabel responding first.
"Movies, High School Musical. Books, Hunger Games. No preference for animal or candy." She then turned to look at her brother.
"Let's see... Star Wars for movies. Books... Rick Riordan's stuff. My favorite animal is dolphins, and I've always liked Rice Krispies," he decided eventually.
"Ditto on most of those. The next few questions come from theo1006 and their all for both of you. Do you like Adventure Time? If so, who is your favorite character?"
"Finn." "Princess Bubblegum." The two responded.
"Do you like Spyro the dragon? If so, do you like Ripto as a villain?"
"Spyro is amazing, but Ripto is just weird," Mabel stated.
"And who is your favorite video game villain?"
"Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat," Dipper said at the same time Mabel simply said, "Bowser."
"Okay then," FC23 decided, trning to call backstage. "Ford, you good?!"
"Almost!" His voice called back. FC23 nodded and looked back at the twins. "We have one other question from Todd17. He wants to know where Gravity Falls is."
"Do you have a map?" Dipper questioned. FC23 nodded and pulled a map of Oregon out of her desk, passing it to Dipper. He opened it and traced his finger over the land, eventually stopping west of the east state line where it bent in slightly. "It's right around Malheur National Forest, if that helps anything."
"Got it!" Ford's voice said from back-stage, him walking out and the twins replaced the map. He held the teleportation ray out, aiming it at the cameras. "I'm going to have to bring you here first, so get ready." With that, he pulled the trigger, bringing Wendip and Pinecest onto the stage. Ford adjusted the teleportation ray slightly, then fired it at Wendip and Pinecest, teleporting her off the stage.
"Did it work?" FC23 questioned.
"99% sure," Ford admitted.
"Good enough. The next update will be March 18th, so send in any questions you have before then. Until next time, in the words of Alex Hirsch himself, 'Stay Weird!'" With that, the cameras cut to black.