Disclaimer: God, I'm getting sick of these. I don't own Buffy. If I had then it would be utter spuffiness, riley would have died, Tara wouldn't have died and well, thats about it. Well, no it's not but you're all going to skip this and get to the survey so I'm stopping now.

Xander:

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, it's amazing that my name is as normal as it is considering how drunk my parents were.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I refuse to answer that on the fact that I would still like to appear manly.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's alright I guess.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PASS TIME? Hanging with the gang! Though I still say we need more males that are not Giles or Spike.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No, Anya has made sure of that.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I met my other side once, we got long well.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No, just humor.

8. WHERE DID YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL? Sunnydale high, the stories that place could tell.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? 
No, I would not.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? The ones with the funny jokes on the boxes.

11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE? Beer. There's something comforting about beer.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? No, I prefer to be the doughnut fetching guy.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? All Ice Cream is good.

14. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Right here in Sunnydale, California. God, I want to leave this place.

15. RED OR PINK? Whichever one makes me more manly. I'll go with red.

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I'll never tell.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST ? 
 I miss the whole gang. Tara, Riley, Jesse...

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD YOU GO? Somewhere were demons can't find me.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Dark blue Jeans, and black shoes.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Pizza, that's the only thing in the whole house.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The potentials are out, and there is a blissful silence. Except for Ahn rambling on about stealing money and oh dear god is that Willow screaming in pleasure upstairs?

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? I think I'd be the normal colored crayon. Like white. Oh, god, and I meant that in a non- racist way! Honest!

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? As long as it's not something that smells like demon.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? 
 Buffy, she was going on and on about some survey. Oh, this survey. I get it.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU HANG OUT WITH? I care about all of them deeply. except for Spike, I don't care about him.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Manly sports. Because that's what us men do. Watch manly sports.

27. HAIR COLOR? Brown.

28. EYE COLOR? Brown.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No, not yet at least. But all this ran in with danger is sure to damage my eyesight at some point.

30. FAVORITE FOOD? All food is good food. Except for wit-a-bix, I will never look at that stuff the same way again.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? I prefer war movies.

32. LAST TV SHOW YOU WATCHED? Star Wars, and god, I need to hang out with none geek males.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? A black shirt with a button up blue shirt over it... not as geeky as it sounds, ladies, I assure you.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? 
Whichever one means I don't get attacked and tortured by evil things that won't me and my friends dead.

35. HUGS OR KISSES? 
I prefer not to answer that on the hope that buy the time this is over I will still have some dignity left.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? 
I am still clinging to that shed of dignity.

37. MOST DEPENDABLE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE? Buffster. She's always been there for me.

38. LEAST DEPENDABLE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE? 
Spike, all he's ever done is fall in love with Buffy and then attempt to rape her. Then he kills people with a soul. Some help he is.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Reading?

40. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE T.V. SHOW? 
 Ah, the dreaded favorite t.v. show question. Answer this wrong and you'll ruin whatever shot you have with girls. So, I refuse to answer this as well.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T. V. LAST NIGHT ? Star Wars. I could just kill that annoying little geek.

42. FAVORITE SOUND? The lack of potentials slayers running around. It's nothing but a teenage hormone bomb.

43. FAVORITE PLACE TO HANG OUT? The bronze. Buffy's house.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Nowhere. I have yet to travel.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? The ability to see everything. That's just a theroy though.

46. WHOSE COMPANY DO YOU LOOK FORWARD TO THE MOST? Buff's and Willows.

47. NAME ONE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE WHO MAKES YOUR LIFE HELL AND WHY: Spike. The Stupid bastard... had sex with Anya, raped Buffy...

48. FAVORITE PASS TIME? Hanging out with Wills and Buff.

49. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH BEFORE? Two. And there just went my shred of dignity.

(And lets end the survey on a light note)

50. MORNING OR NIGHT PERSON? Ah, a night guy. I prefer to sleep in late.

Thank God that is over. I should have known that if Anya enjoyed it, it would be torturious. Then why did Buff, like it? "Hey, Buffy why did you make me take that?" "Because it's really fun. Are you stupid or something Harris? Buffy, you should probably call Giles back. He left some more messages about evil Bunnies. I've been telling you guys that for years though...." "Giles called? Oo, I can get him to take the survey!" Something is definitely up with Buffy...